the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 102

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Crow> There's always a boring short. <Servo> My shorts are never boring!

<Crow> Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.

<Joel, reading the title> The Robot... <Bots> Yayyyy... <Joel> versus the Aztec Mummy. <Bots> Boooo...

<Joel> Well Tom, there's something I've dreaded telling you since the day of your creation. When you were still on the drawing board, I based your plans on a fire hydrant. <Servo> Oh, man! You can look me in the bubble and tell me that I'm a public utility! It's over! I'm going to hose off.

<Joel, speaking for Moon Men> I am Orkon. This is my brother Xenon, and my other brother Xenon.

<Narrator> How far can the human mind penetrate the mysteries of the great beyond? <Crow> 13 feet, 4 inches; 1920 Olympics.

<Dr. Almadan> As punishment, the warrior was buried alive and an eternal curse was placed upon him. <Joel> Then, things got bad.

<Dr. Almada, to 'The Bat'> You're completely mad, and ignorant also!

<Servo> Ohhhh, I hate to shoot a butt like that.

<Servo> Remarkable, it was my neighbor's basement, once again I could use their VHS without the knowing.