Added 2004-12-13 @ 06:26:15 PM, currently rated 0/5 (0 votes)
Parodies Mother Goose nursery rhyme "Little Miss Muffet." While Moffitt sat on a toffitt, Muffet sat on a tuffet.
Full rhyme:
Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet,
Eating her
curds and whey;
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.