the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 209

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Crow, during credits> Hey, it's trichinosis, in charge of undercooked pork!

<TV's Frank> WHY CAN'T WE KNOW LOVE THE WAY THEY KNOW LOVE?!

<Sheriff> Dick! <Dick> You called me, sheriff? <Joel> No, I called you Dick!

<Crow> Hey Joel, what are these films trying to teach us about life? <Joel> Well, I guess they're trying to say that if we're born, and then we die... and there's lots of padding in between.

<Dr. Forrester> And he sez, "that wuz number five!"

<Joel> Ross... you're wearing her purse on your head!

<Servo> "Was Not Was!" There, I made a meaningless pop-culture reference, now knock it off!

<Stoned Biker> Roses are green... violets are red... <Joel> I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.

<Servo> They're in the middle of nowhere, but they make their drug deal out in the open by the side of the road while a car is driving by. <Joel> Why do you think they call it "dope"?

<Servo> I bet if the scientists sent us "Citizen Kane" it'd have a 20-minute sled sequence in it.