the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 212

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Crow> Hi Keeba!

<Crow> Game over man, Game over. Guess I'll see you on the other side, dude.

<Servo, as Jet Jaguar> Godzilla, your tail's getting bigger! <Crow, as Godzilla> That's not my *tail*.

<Crow, as Godzilla arrives> Well, hello Mr. Mark Spitz. Have a nice swim?

<Joel> We'll show you how to keep those holiday goiters to a minimum. The secret? Ordinary table salt!

<Joel> Action sequences filmed in Confuse-O-Vision!

<Joel> Oh no, monster-a-trois!

<Crow> Oh, my God, the humidifier committed suicide!

<Thug> I mean, why should we care? We're getting 100,000 yen! <Joel> Oh wow, that's like, what, 5 bucks or something?

<Joel> Wow, these Klan meetings have really lightened up.

<Crow> They're gonna need a Tucks pad the size of Tokyo.

<TV's Frank> And kids, don't forget to read Godzilla vs. The Velveteen Rabbit!

<Joel> Hey.. it sounds like the Allman Brothers Band did this background music. <Servo> Yeah, that's Duane Allman on the motorcycle!

<Kid in high pitched grating voice> Goodbye! Goodbye! <J&TB> SHUT UP!

<Crow, when Godzilla uproots a tree to use as a club> He's got a tree... he's got a tree! This is not the Godzilla we know!

<Joel> Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy.

<Joel> Saigon.... I can't believe I'm in a model of Saigon...