the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 306

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Joel> Apes of the oooold west... That's John Wesley Ape, once flung crap at a man just for snorin' too loud.

<Crow, as Ape Lieutenant> Let's crap in our hands and throw it at people! Heh heh... You know, no matter how much you evolve, that's still damn funny.

<Joel> WOAH! High-grade weed!!!

<TV's Frank> Sir, you better check this out, they're gadding about again.

<Woman> We came here in a very strange way... <Servo> By refrigerator.

<Crow> I feel the plot move under my feet.

<Kenny> What is it? <Servo> It's a plot device. It's very fragile, so be careful.

<Joel> An ape by any other name would smell as bad

<Servo> It's a little Devo hat! Those spudboys are everywhere.

<Crow> Our mystery guest is... who's that?

<Servo in female voice> Did the earth move for you too? <Crow> No, but the model did.

<Crow> Godo's a pendant? <Joel, in Bill Murray voice> Maybe he's *in* there. <Servo> Hey, he's in-de-pendant!

<Joel, Crow, Servo, singing> Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank, He's the source of all our pain.