the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 309

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Soldier> May we smoke, sir? <Joel> I don't care if you burst into flames!

<Gypsy> I'd take my head... and make a hat!

<Glen> I don't want to grow anymore! <Joel> I'm a Toys-R-Us kid!

<Servo> We'll have you know that we are neo-luddites who have abandoned the ways of your filthy technology. <Crow> YEAH! We even hate ourselves!

<Joel, after Glen is consumed by the nuclear blast> And from that day on they called him Patches.

<Dr. Lindstrom> I wish I could give you some hope. <Joel> I prescribe me, Dr. Chad Feelgood. Ciao.

<Servo, to Joel> We know your hair only looks like that because there's no barber on the ship.

<Crow, as Dr. Lindstrom> It was MY idea to use the seaweed.

<Dr. Lindstrom, talking to Carol> Your name was the only word he spoke. <Servo> Well, that and AAAAAHHHHH!!

<Servo> Well Fluffy, time to shave your butt and put cosmetics all over it.

<Doctor> Has he eaten? <Joel> Yeah, but we had trouble getting the hamburger down the tube, though.