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322: Master Ninja I

While searching for his long-lost daughter, the Master tutors Max, and saves an airport and a nightclub from thugs.

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Beginning of the episode

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First Host Segment

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TV's Frank
Who says a coma can't be delicious?
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Movie Begins

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Max
Stick around, this could be fun.
Credits
Special Guest Star: CLAUDE AKINS
Crow
Not with Claude Akins in it.

Claude Akins played Sheriff Lobo on the TV series "BJ and the Bear."

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Max
John Peter McCalister, the only occidental American to ever become...
Crow
Ms. Japan.
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Crow
Demi Moore? I've dreamed of her running out of the woods into my Chevy van!

This is a reference to the Sammy Johns 1974 hit, "Chevy Van."

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Max, swerving to avoid hitting Demi Moore
Whoa!
Servo, as Max
Whoa! That's Demi Moore, whoa!
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Sheriff, during car chase
Pull over! This is the sheriff's office!
Crow
Office? That's a car!
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Joel
Oh let Dennis Miller do Dennis Miller, Demi.
Servo
Really.
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Crow
He looks as much like a ninja as Irene Ryan.

Irene Ryan (1903-1973) - Most widely known for her role as Granny on the TV series, The Beverly Hillbillies (1962-`971).

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Joel
You know, everybodys gonna know hes a ninja if they play that theme every time he goes somewhere.
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Joel, as The Master
Hmm, that's funny, they quit playing my theme music.
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Joel, as two guys arm wrestle
It's Over The Top.

A 1987 movie starring Sylvester Stallone about a trucker who arm wrestles to pick up extra cash.

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Joel, as the Sheriff goes through The Master's things
Oh, I'll just die if they find my Tiger Balm.

Tiger Balm is a pain relieving cream.

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Random Guy
I've been hearing stuff about him down at the truck stop.
Joel
It's a ninja truck stop.
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Crow, after The Master kicks an arcade machine
Hey, look, if you've lost your quarter, just fill out a form...
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Servo
Good thing I'm not a cigarette machine, this guy woulda kicked my butt!
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Joel, as The Master jump kicks the ceiling
Oh, it started falling before he kicked it.
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Max
You always carry an arsenal with you everywhere you go?
Crow, as the Master
You always carry a hamster?
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Max
The way you moved! The way you felt!
Tom, as Max
The way you sing off-key!

A lyric from the jazz/pop standard "They Can't Take That Away From Me".