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324: Master Ninja II

Max and the Master help a pretty cannery unionizer, and later rescue a senator's kidnapped daughter.

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00:00:00

Beginning of the episode

00:48:22 (add an annotation)
Crow, doing an impression of the Cryptkeeper
How do you like our little film? Something seems a little... "fishy"! Hee hee hee ha ha haaagh!
Servo, to Joel
Kill him.

The Cryptkeeper, voiced by John Kassir, was the creepy puppet-host of the comic book and TV series "Tales From The Crypt". The character was known for frequently delivering corny (and often death-related) puns in his host segments.

00:50:00 (add an annotation)
Crow, as The Master
I'm not dead yet!

A line from a scene in the classic 1975 film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". In the scene, an old, frail man is being placed on an undertaker's cart while insisting he isn't dead yet (that is, until the undertaker clubs him in the head).

00:50:10 (add an annotation)
Crow, imitating the Cryptkeeper
I hope he doesn't "soil" his ninja robes! Ahahahahahaaaeee!
Joel, to Crow
That's terrible.
Crow, imitating the Cryptkeeper
Have you learned the "plot"? Hee hee hee hee!
Servo
Stop this!
Joel, to Crow
Stop this.
Crow, normally
I feel so dirty.

See above note about the Cryptkeeper.

00:51:12 (add an annotation)
Crow, imitating the Cryptkeeper
Well, are you "digging" this theme? Ha ha hee hee!
Servo
Stop it! Stop that!
Joel, to Crow
Stop it.

See above note about the Cryptkeeper.

01:00:51 (add an annotation)
Crow, as George Lazenby (Mallory)
I used to be Bond, James Bond. Now I'm in movies, bad movies.

George Lazenby, who had a role in "Master Ninja II", also played the British super-agent character James Bond in the 1969 movie "On Her Majesty's Secret Service". It was the only Bond film he starred in.