the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 519

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<TV's Frank> We've broken through the space/time continuum and passed the savings... on to you!

<Crow> I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass.

<Servo> You know, they had to stop that take cause the guy was cracking up the crew! <Mike> Really?! <Servo> Ahh no, actually the crew rushed over and beat the crap out of him.

<Queen> Get out of here you disgusting WORM!

<Gypsy> We can't have nice things.

<Mike> I think even that guy's bones are fleshy.

<Crow> Jeff Conaway is a vigilante who stalks by night in "Dark Underpants."

<Crow> You know, actually, I think this is Italy. <Servo> You know, during this shot there have been three governments.

<Crow> Oh, she's sleeping her way to the bottom.

<Crow> I can't find the Christmas-tree star anywhere.

<Old King> Cabot! Cabot! <Talena>...Cabot? Cabot! (runs to window) <Crow> So, Cabot's coming then? <Talena> Cabot! Cabot! <Mike> Personally I think Cabot is highly overrated...<Talena> Cabot! Cabot! <Servo> So our hero's name is *what* again?

<Talena> (behind bars) Let me out of here! <Mike> I get one call to my tanning boooooth!

<Queen> You are wise, Xenos. <Mike, as Xenos> I live to serve you, your Legginess.