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521: Santa Claus

Pitch the Devil hinders Santa during his delivery of presents on Christmas Eve.

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00:00:00

Beginning of the episode

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Opening host segment

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Servo
Oh look, Yukon Cornelius and Herbie are calling.

Yukon Cornelius is a character from the 1964 movie, "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer." Servo probably meant "Hermey" (another character) rather than "Herbie".

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Dr. Forrester
Oh, Frank!
TV's Frank
I shaved my head and got you a watch fob.

A fractured parody of O Henry's "The Gift of the Magi."

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Gypsy, about Mike's present, a sweater that says "joike"
Well, I started knitting it a long time ago for the other guy, and then well, you know...
00:05:51

Movie Begins

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Title
SANTA CLAUS
Mike
I Saw Mommy KILLING Santa Claus, Underneath the Mistletoe Last MURDER!

Christmas song plus violent imagery equals FUNNY!

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Title
SANTA CLAUS
Servo
Joe Don Baker IS Santa Claus.

Perennial MST fave Joe Don "Mitchell" Baker gets a nod here. See episode 0512 for a tour-de-force of Joe Don.

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Credits
Screenplay by Adolfo Torres Tortillo
Crow
Hey wait, this is a fascist Santa Claus!
Mike
Yeah, at the end of the movie, Santa gets hung upside down.
Servo
Well, at least he made the sleigh rides run on time.

A (somewhat tenuous) link from Adolf Hitler to his ally Benito Mussolini by way of the name "Adolfo."

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Crow
Santa Claus vs. the Aztec Mummy.

Reference to episode 0102, "The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy," also a Mexican import. Also produced for American audiences by K. Gordon Murray. The Robot costume also appears in "Santa Claus."

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Servo
El Santa. El Santa will save us.

El Santo, El Enmascarado De Plata (The Silver-Masked) was the star of a series of Mexican films. The cult hero was a combination wrestler and superhero.

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music instrumental, "Jingle Bells"
Mike transitions to "La Cucaracha"
Crow
ˇOlé!

Another dig at the film's import status. "La Cucaracha" is a well known Mexican melody whose origins are not completely fleshed out, though the tune is most commonly associated with Mexican revolutionary hero Pancho Villa.

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Crow
It's a free trade Christmas!

The North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), ratified by the US, Canada and Mexico in 1992, subsequently approved by the legislative bodies of those three countries went into effect January 1, 1994, 8 days after this episode originally aired.

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Mike
Why does he have the Air Force star above his door?
Servo
Well, Santa flew twenty-three missions over North Korea.

The design above Santa's doorway does bear a striking resemblance to part of the Air Force insignia.

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Crow, as Santa sits at an elaborate organ
It's Liberace Santa!

Wladziu Valentino Liberace was a flamboyant pianist, most popular in the 1950s. Liberace was known for his extravagant and delightfully gaudy attire and piano decorating scheme.

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Crow, as Japanese children sing
All right, back to cram school.

"Cram schools" are a unique fixture in the Japanese educational system which focus on "cramming" information for high school or college entrance exams into students' heads.

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Crow, as German children sing
Klink, you are a terrible singer.
Servo
You are absolutely right; I am a terrible singer.
Crow
How would you like to sing at the Russian front?
Servo
Well, my father was a very famous conductor--
Crow, interrupting
Shut UP, Klink.

Parrots the type of exchange between General Burkhalter (Leon Askin) and Colonel Klink (Werner Klemperer) in 1965-71 TV series Hogan's Heroes, set in a Nazi POW camp.

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Crow, Commenting on a girl with a fruitbowl on her head
Hey Mike, has she been read her Carmen Miranda rights?

Carmen Miranda was a Portuguese-Brazilian samba singer and motion picture star who is best know for being draped in fruit

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All, singing
...the house began to twitch!

A misquoted line from the similar-sounding song "Munchkinland" from the film "The Wizard of Oz" (it was, in fact, the Wicked Witch who began to twitch).

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Servo
Whoa, they found a little demon puppy; they found Chucky!
Crow
Relax, relax, it's just Keith Magnuson.

Chucky is the red-haired doll from a series of horror movies. Keith Magnuson was a hockey player for Chicago Blackhawks.

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Mike
(hums "Our Gang"-like music)

Mike is imitating the music used in the 1930s "Our Gang"/"Little Rascals" series of comedy films about the adventures of a gang of poor children.

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Mike, over shot of 'earscope'
The J. Paul Getty Jr. scope!

Here Mike refers to the grandson of J. Paul Getty, Sr. (the founder of Getty Oil) who was kidnapped and held for ransom. When his grandfather refused to pay the ransom, the kidnappers cut off his ear and mailed it to a newspaper in Rome.

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Santa, reading letter
And as my two younger brothers have behaved very well... hrmmm...
Crow
From Eric and Lyle Menendez...

Erik and Lyle Menedez were arrested in 1990 following the brutal murders of their parents in 1989.

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Crow, as Santa speaks indistictly far from the camera
Did just say "Blessed are the chees makers?"

In Monty Python's Life of Brian the caracters played by the Pythons are at the back of the crowd during the "Sermon on the Mount" and the proclomation: "Blessed are the peacemakers" is heard as "Blessed are the Cheesmakers".

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Mike
No, a strolling Gallagher!

Gallagher is a stand-up comedian who often wears striped shirts and smashes fruit on stands in front of him.

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Mike, as Santa
Ho ho -- oh, I forgot France. Oh well! Ho ho ho ho!

Woah Nellie! Mike is there a echo in here?

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Crow
I love Ron Reagan Jr.!

Ron Reagan Jr. is, of course, the son of ex-president Ronald Reagan.

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Tom Servo adding to Santa's list of what humans eat
And they eat at Arby's.)
01:28:35

Final host segment

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Santa, in Deep 13
I'm here to eat candy canes and kick ass, and I'm all out of candy canes!

Originally "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum," spoken by Roddy Piper in the 1988 film "They Live."