the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 522

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Mike, as girl's father> I'm afraid you're going down kitten, hard.

<Mike> Oh, the crotches of Madison County.

<Crow> Gotta do everything around here... take the hostages, drag the corpses... Geez!

<Crow> Luckily I took a class in observatory maintenance.

<Movie> THE END <Mike> Does not justify the means.

<Mike> This movie is 40 minutes of hard, driving living-room action!

<Mike> Holy cow, d'ya have Rod Serling over for dinner.

<Servo> She just whacked Eleanor Roosevelt!

<Mike> Can't we just have a normal Thanskgiving where we drink and don't talk to each other?

<Farmer> It's Salsbury, a neighbor. <Mike> He invented the steak.

<Police Matron Agnes> Now this is the shower room. <Crow> Let the movie begin!

<Mike> This is like an elderly Straw Dogs.