the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 601

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Mike> Was Mel Torme ALWAYS 40 years old?

<Servo, during a long pause> Line? Uh, Line?

<Servo> Hah hah, boy that Kennedy compound.

<Mike> He's like a youthful Jabba the Hutt.

<Nun> The Church is aware of the existence of nightgowns, Mr. Parlow. <Crow> All the priests wear them.

<Mike> He looks like a young Cher.

<Dr. Forrester> Frank, I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face.

<Mike, riffing credits> Hey! No Grabowski in there kids!

<Crow> There hasn't been a cast like this since Judgement at Nuremberg!

<Servo> She's dressed like Minnie Mouse, only many times hotter.

<TV's Frank> Is science supposed to smell like banana cream?

<Dr. F> Frank, I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face. <Frank> Count slow.

<Mr. Gardner> I'll never understand what my son saw in you. <Silver> Oh no? <Crow> Do THESE explain anything?

<Silver, pointing to statue> Who's that? <Crow> Some guy. 'Sposed to be good for ya. <Mother Veronica> That's Saint Jude, the patron saint of hopeless causes. <Servo> He was with the Mariners.