the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 606

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Mike> The first director to realize the dramatic potential of a rectal thermometer.

<Servo, as soldiers> We're the special unit, hellooooo!!

<Servo> White bread for white, white people...

<Servo, as monster mounts car in suggestive way> Um, Mike... <Mike> Well, when a monster and a small car love each other very much...

<Servo, as police officer inspects spaceship> If I could find a windshield, I'd give it a ticket!

<Servo> Now that we need a narrator he clams up. What's going on?

<Mike, as narrator> At this point, the director attempted an arty sort-of shot.

<Crow> This portion of our film brought to you by ANSCO windshield wipers. ANSCO wipers -- when you're wet, they wipe you.

<Crow> I gotta find a petting zoo. There are times when a man needs to touch a llama.

<Mike, as monster "eats" girl> Hey, if you could just help me out by climbing in...