the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

<Servo> Ah, the gripping 'luggage sequence'. <Crow> I'm not gonna tell you what happens. I'm just gonna say, someone's luggage gets lost.

<Announcer> The gates to the midway open on a hundred ways of having fun. <Crow> Or you could just get hammered.

<Announcer, at calf-judging> Now, the judge is coming down the line. He looks at each calf closely with a practiced eye, and quickly sees the best and the weakest points. <Mike> He is all-knowing and wise.

<Crow, as evil looking priest> Ah, Mr. Jesus, you have a nasty habit of surviving!

<Mike> It's the Man-In-The-Hat exhibit.

<Crow> He lives in Hawaii but somehow he has a furnished room in St. Paul.

<Crow, as Johnny sneaks into apartment> Paragon Cable! Just here to drill through your hardwood floors.

<Mike, seeing bearded sailor> You can't have Van Dykes in the Navy! <Servo> It's the slacker Navy.

<Narrator> Now the day's work is over, and it's time for fun. <Servo> So they leave the fair!

<Crow> The Coast Guard: For men too chicken to join the Navy!

<Crow> Tonight, on a very special Ravi Shankar, P.I.

<Narrator> What would it be like to fly... <Mike> ...over Cambodia, secretly maintaining plausible deniability!

<Narrator> Judging cakes should be fun... <Servo> But this woman sucks the joy out of it!

<Narrator> First, she touches the cake. <Crow> Then she rubs it into her hair.

<Mike> Tonight, on generic TV movie!

<Mike, as guard> Ahh, you jerks are no better than me. Glad I went through bootcamp for this. "Join the Navy and See the World," ha! More like "Open Gates."

<Servo, over shot of belly dancers> A salute to careful shaving.