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Beginning of the episode
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- TV's Frank
- But Clay, do you think it might be... bold?
- Mike
- Bold?! Well, hell yes, it's bold! It's Cowboy Mike's own, original,
red-hot, ricocheeeeeet barbecue sauce!
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movie start
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- Credits
- THE STARFIGHTERS
- Crow
- ...The Sean Penn story.
Crow references Sean Penn's penchant for making news for scuffles
during the 1980s .
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- Mike
- Jet!
- All, singing
- Woo-oo-oo woo-oo-oo woo-oo-oo...
Quotes the 1974 song "Jet" by Paul McCartney and Wings.
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- Mike
- Just lie back and think of England's airspace.
English wives were once encouraged to put up with sex by laying back
and thinking of England, to produce children.
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- Servo, as plane, singing
- Ohhhhh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!
In the 1974 Mel Brooks movie "Young Frankenstein," the
character Elizabeth (Madeline Kahn) belts this song out while having
sex with Frankenstein's monster (Peter Boyle).
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- Crow, as refueling jet
- Uh, you want stamps with that?
- Mike, as other jet
- Just the gas and the menthols, thanks.
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- Mike, as a plane disconnecting from a refueling jet
- Oh, I-I'm sorry, that's never happened to me.
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- Mike, as a plane flying toward a larger refueling jet
- Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
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- Servo
- Ewing, from downtown!
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- Mike, as refueling jet
- I have a feeling you're not ready for this. Your first time?
- Crow, as other jet
- No, it's not... I've refueled a lot of times.
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- Servo
- They should have Donna Summer singing for this scene.
- Mike, as Donna Summer, singing
- I love to feel you baby... I love to feel you baby...
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- Crow
- It was really awkward because he yelled out "Cordite Four,"
but he was with Cordite Five!
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- Servo
- Welcome to minute six of the glorious refueling sequence!
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- Crow
- The refueling jet likes me, he thinks I'm cuuuuuuuuuute!!!
Reference to the popular 1964 holiday special "Rudolph the
Red-Nosed Reindeer." Rudolph shouts, "She thinks I'm
cute!" after a doe named Clarisse talks to and kisses him.
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- Mike
- Is your face odd, misshapen? Join the Air Force!
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- Colonel, holding up model of a plane
- Now this is the Starfighter.
- Servo
- Get in.
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- Mike
- Our Job... spray talc on that man's butt.
In the style of TV series "Misson Impossible"'s
"assignment for the agents" tapes.
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- Servo
- Yeah, "the wife" is going to be awful glad to see "the
me."
- Crow
- We're going to have "the sex."
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- Col. Hunt
- You know, flying a plane is like making love.
- Crow, as Maj. Stevens
- Uh, you have to pay?
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- Servo, as film cuts from the pilots at the bar to more refueling
- Seventeen and a half scotches later...
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- Mike
- Yes, we've traded the quality education of a million kids for these
planes.
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- Crow
- Yes, the desert environment is enhanced by bombing! Left alone, it is
too placid!
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- Man
- Hey, Mary, where are you from anyway?
- Mary
- Iowa.
- Servo
- Oh, so you're stupid.
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- Guy
- My father still runs a small dairy farm outside of Milwaukee.
- Mike
- The name's "Gein."
Ed Gein was a psychotic rural mass murderer and cannibal in Wisconsin.
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- Servo
- Frankenhooker!
A real movie. see the link. ugh.
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- Crow
- I want to kick this movie in the groin, snag on it, and give it a power
sit-up!
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- Mike
- Boy, the potential for something to happen is very high right now.
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- Lt. Witkowski
- Come on, Dad! Look, I'm here to stay, and no one is gonna change my
mind.
- Servo, as Lt. Witkowski
- I got life in me, Big Daddy!
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- Servo
- Hey... is that Rod Serling?
- Mike
- Uh, no, no cigarettes.
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- Officer
- Let's get out there and crank 'em.
- Mike
- The Air Force recommends crank!
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- Crow, in booming voice
- You asked for more refueling, and we're giving it to you!
- Mike
- Yes. I'm at a loss. Now, we've done promiscuity entendre...
- Servo
- Check.
- Crow
- Uh, cuddling in the afterglow?
- Servo
- Check.
- Mike
- Uh, multiple partner allusion?
- Servo
- Got it.
- Crow
- Premature ejaculation innuendo?
- Servo
- Yup.
- Mike
- Gas station joke?
- Servo
- Been there.
- Crow
- Impotence?
- Servo
- Oh, yeah.
- Mike
- One-night stand stuff?
- Servo
- It's all covered.
- Mike
- Okay, let's just watch, then.
- Servo
- Refueling is a beautiful, natural thing that's nothing to mock.
- Mike
- Okay, you're right.
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- Mike
- You know, I read the screenplay. It was two pages.
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- Tom Servo
- Makes you wonder about the scenes they didn't use
- Crow
- The cutting room floor was remarkably clean!
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- Mike
- We have an ID on numbnuts.
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- Servo, singing
- Don't crap in your hand, crap in your Poopie Suit!
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- Mike, singing
- Fill your pants over France, in your poopie suit!
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- Servo
- So this must be the highway to the danger zone.
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- Servo
- So, basically, according to themselves, the Air Force is a bunch of
leather-faced, not-so-bright, heavy-drinking, dull-witted speed freaks
who poop in their pants and can't make it with women, right? Am I
right?
