the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 614

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Mike, as Frank Sinatra> That's why the savior is a tramp.

<Inspector> I'm not looking for jokes. <Servo> I'm looking for some pot though, you got any idea where I could...

<Servo, as a priest exits the restroom at the airport> AH, that was a tres bien merde!

<Mike as pilot> I'm going to shave... my back!

<All, as a firetruck goes past> MEGAWEAPON!

<Servo> They overbooked the credits.

<Mike> A bathroom with a phone? That's great! <Crow> It's Pernell's elaborate trick to demonstrate the need for men's room phones!

<Crow, as Davey, to plane> Will you be my daddy?