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621: The Beast Of Yucca Flats

After being exposed to atomic radiation, a Russian scientist becomes a lurking murderous beastie who likes rabbits.

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00:00:00

Beginning of the episode

00:01:33

Opening Host Segment

00:05:38

Short: Money Talks!

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Kid
Why am I always broke?
Mike
Maybe it's my crack habit.
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Kid
Benjamin Franklin, eh?
Crow
Bite me Franklin.
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Dad
I'm sorry, Bill...
Mike, as Dad
...I'll have to break your legs
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Servo, as Kid looks at himself in the mirror
You talkin' to me?

A line spoken by Robert De Niro in the film, Taxi Driver (1976).

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Crow, as Dad reads Kid's notes
Helter Skelter, very nice.

Reference to a Beatles song that was believed by Charles Manson to be a warning of an upcoming race war. He referred to this war as Helter Skelter. Helter Skelter was also written on the walls in blood at one of the houses of the Manson Family victims.

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Kid
Take that budget of yours...
Crow
...and shove it!

Country musician David Allan Coe wrote the hit song "Take This Job and Shove It." It was recorded by Johnny PayCheck in 1977.

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Kid
Thank you Mr. Franklin.
Crow
For making us laugh about love again.
Mike
Benjamin Franklin was tried in the 8th circuit court on stalking charges. In a minute, the results of that trial.

Mike's line is based on voiceover dialogue reminiscent of that which appeared on the 1950s TV series "Dragnet."

00:17:18

Short: Progress Island, USA

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Crow, as a plane lands
That nose wheel feels mushy.

Reference to a line spoken by David Hartman's character in Episode 614, San Francisco International.

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Crow, over shots of pills
When Judy Garland died it destroyed Puerto Rico's economy.

It is said that Judy Garland died due to an accidental overdose of sleeping pills, although some maintain that this isn't the case.

00:29:30

Second Host Segment

00:31:07

Movie Begins

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Servo, as girl suddenly looks up
Joey Ramone!

Jeffrey Hyman aka Joey Ramone (1951-2001) was the lead singer for the legendary punk group, The Ramones.

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Mike, as girl shows little emotion while being strangled
Well, it's really not worth screaming, what's the point?
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Crow
The Cindy Williams Murders.

Cindy Williams (1947-) is best known for her role as Shirley on the TV series, Laverne & Shirley (1976-1982). She also starred in the film, American Graffiti (1973).

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Mike, reading credits
Tor Johnson as The Beast, that's just smart casting.

Tor Johnson (1903-1971) was a Swedish wrestler and actor typecast as a bald, monstrous character for films like Ed Wood's "Plan 9 from Outer Space" and two other MST3K films: "The Unearthly" (#320) and "Bride of the Monster" (#423).

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Mike
The Coffee Guy!
Servo, as Coffee Guy
I like coffee.

Coleman Francis apparently like to use all of his buddies as actors in his films, because that's the same guy from Episode 609, The Skydivers. He is best known for his line, "Coffee? I like coffee."

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Narrator
Flag on the moon... How did it get there?
Mike
These are all just random sentences, folks
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Mike
He's either a ruthless agent or Schemer from Shining Time Station.

Schemer was the arcade owner in the children's show "Shining Time Station."

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Servo
I just love how deep Tony Cardoza gets into character.
Crow
Yeah, he just goes in there and sits.
Mike
He did all his fake driving for this movie.
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Mike, as the American driver does a face plant into the ground
I call I'm dead!
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Crow, as Tor
Stay alive, whatever occur, Tor find!

Reference to a line from the film, Last Of The Mohicans (1992).

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Crow, as Tor's aide reloads his gun
Just don't shoot while I'm reloading, that wouldn't be fair!
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Servo, as Tor
Been desert horse no name, laaa laaa laaa laa laaaaaaa

Reference to the song by America, Horse With No Name.

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Mike, as Tor's aide dies
Apparently I'm dead.
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Crow, as one of the KGB guys
So, you hear that new Yakov Smirnov album?

Yakov Smirnov (1951-) - A Russian comedian, most well known for those "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.

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Mike, as atomic bomb goes off
Should we have warned the nearby town? Nah.
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Crow, as the soon to be strangled wife
I wonder if I look like Laura Dern. Nah.

Laura Dern (1967-) - An actress, her best known film was Jurassic Park.

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Servo
Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Bram Stoker's Wes Craven's Tim Burton's Beast of Yucca Flats. A Francis Ford Coppola film.
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Servo
I'm Cherokee Jack!

Another one of Coleman's drinking buddies, most likely. This is the same guy who played Cherokee Jack in Episode 619, Red Zone Cuba.

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Servo, as Joe walks into the desert
Watch out for snakes!

Reference to a line spoken in Episode 506, Eegah!

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Narrator
Touch a button, things happen.
Mike
Sometimes.
Narrator
A scientist becomes a beast.
00:47:15

Third Host Segment

00:48:58

Movie Resumes

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Mike, as Tor carries the dead woman to his cave
Tor carry over threshold. Da da da, da da da.
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Narrator
Joseph Javorsky.
Crow, as Narrator
Rootie patootie.
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Mike, as Tor
Hills alive, sound of music.

Reference to a song from the musical, The Sound of Music.

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Narrator
A man murdered, a woman's purse.
Servo
A thin plot, endlessly restated.
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Servo, as Narrator
Now would be a good time for some phrases, a woman's purse, flag on the moon, a man murdered, I'll check back in a moment.
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Boy
Paper, mister?
Crow
Why, yes it is! You're a bright boy!
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Narrator
Vacation time...
Crow, as Narrator
...so, goodbye.
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Boy
Aww, we never get to have any fun.
Mike, as Mom
But you looked at pigs! And theres a tire! You had lots of fun!
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Servo, as gas station guy
So long folks, enjoy our bleak landscape.
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Narrator
110 in the shade...
Servo, as Narrator
...130 in my pants.
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Narrator
A jump from a plane could put you on top.
Mike, as Narrator
Or a helicopter might do, did I say flag on the moon yet?
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Narrator
But the killer is not on the plateau.
Crow
The Killer is in Memphis, marrying his 13 year old cousin.

Reference to Jerry Lee Lewis, a pioneer of the rock and roll movement in the 1950s. A scandal erupted when it was learned that at 23 years old, he married his third wife, who was also his 13 year old cousin.

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Servo, as Narrator
Jaworski, Ron Jaworski, played quarterback for the Eagles.

Ron Jaworksi (1951-) was an NFL quarterback from 1974 to 1989, spending most of his career with the Philadelphia Eagles.

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Narrator
A trip up into the skies and jump...
Mike, as Narrator
...start flapping your arms.
Narrator
And if the killer is on the plateau, kill him.
Crow
Plus, Coleman has lots of skydiving footage.

Reference to Episode 609, The Skydivers.

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Crow
Hey, how'd they get into Cuba?

This location was used as the Cuban airport in Episode 619 Red Zone Cuba.

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Servo
This movie stops at nothing... and stays there.
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Crow, as Tor stands in a bush
Shh! He's laying his eggs!
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Mike
Why, it's Verne Gagne!

Verne Gagne is a former professional wrestler and promoter. He had his own premotion based out of Minnesota, the American Wrestling Association (AWA). Unfortunately, AWA went out of business in 1991.

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Servo
That guys a terrible shot, no wonder we lost Korea!
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Servo, as the Dad runs with the plane flying behind him
Ahh, bit of a ripoff?
Mike
Coleman steals from only the best!

This shot almost identical to a scene from Alred Hitchcock's North By Northwest (1959), starring Cary Grant.

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Narrator
Shoot first, ask questions later.
Servo
Ask Christian Slater?
Mike, as Narrator
Shoot the film first, ask questions later.
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Narrator
A man runs, somebody shoots at him.
Servo, as Narrator
Sorry, that's all we got, that's our movie, goodbye.
01:11:31

Fourth Host Segment

01:13:20

Movie Resumes

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Narrator
Joe Dobson headed north and met Jim.
Mike, as Narrator
They married and settled down.
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Crow
Tor is all the Brothers Johnson rolled into one.

Brothers Johson - A musical duo whose styles consisted of soul, funk, and R&B.

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Tor Johnson
ARRRRRR!
Crow
They never should have let Tor improv.
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Servo, as Tor
Tor coulda been contender, instead bum which am.

Reference to a line spoken by Marlon Brando in the film, On The Waterfront (1954).

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Mike
I had a vision I was chased through the desert by Boog Powell.

John Wesley Powell aka Boog Powell played in Major League Baseball from 1961-1977. He spent most of his career with the Baltimore Orioles.

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Servo, as Jim
Hey, about that other guy I shot, let's keep that quiet.
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Jim, getting up after Joe kills Tor
Come on, lets go.
Crow, as Jim
We gotta find that Beast.
01:28:33

Final Host Segment