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Beginning of the episode
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00:01:36
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First Host Segment
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00:05:25
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"Once Upon A Honeymoon" short begins
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00:06:00
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- Crow, as Ricky Ricardo
- Lucy, I'm dead!
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00:09:50
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- Mike
- What would Liberace do? Huh, better not do that.
Liberace (1919 - 1987): An eccentric homosexual musical performer who
was known for dressing in garish, flashy outfits.
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00:09:58
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- Crow
- Let's see, what rhymes with blue balls?
Blue balls: a slang term referring to testicular aching that may occur
when the blood that fills the vessels in a male's genital area during
sexual arousal is not dissipated by orgasm.
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- Singing woman
- I wish I had a castle in the sky!
- Mike
- Well, wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one piles up
first!
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- Man
- I haven't got one idea to rub against another.
- Tom, as woman
- Don't say rub, or grind, or moist, or hard, or gristle.
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- Mike
- Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.
Kung Fu Fighting was a single that was sung by Carl Douglas and
released in 1974. It was originally meant to be a B-Side, but it
quickly rose to the top of the charts.
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- Tom
- Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree.
Lyric from "The Joker," a 1973 song by The Steve Miller Band.
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- Tom
- Walter Cronkite approves.
Walter Cronkite was an anchorman of the CBS Evening News from 1962-1981
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- Tom, as the short ends
- Wait a minute, what the hell was that about anyway?
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Second Host Segment
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- Crow, as organ music plays
- Music by Ray Manzarek
Ray Manzarek was the keyboard player for The Doors.
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Movie begins
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- Crow, reading credits
- Dick Courier: When Dick absolutely, positively has to be there
overnight.
Take off on a Federal Express advertising slogan. ("When it
absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.")
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- Pilot
- In case recorders aren't damaged, get this...
- Tom, screaming
- ...Heeeeelllllllllp!
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- Servo, cutting in as pilot reports speed, altitude, etc
- Pants: totally filled.
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- Mike, as doctor looks at pilot's body
- Did he have a skull when we sent him up?
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- Doctor
- It's impossible.
- Tom
- Inconceivable!
"Inconceivable" is a line constantly uttered by Vizzini
(played by Wallace Shawn) in the film, The Princess Bride (1987).
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Third Host Segment
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Movie Resumes
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- Mike, as one of the Steves looks at the doctor's watch
- Look, we missed the first half of Friends!
- A Steve, referring to his and the doctor's watches
- They both stopped.
- Crow
- Everything's going wrong in this movie!
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- Julie
- I'm sorry Doctor, I just can't hold it back anymore!
- Mike
- I HAVE to overact!
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00:56:33
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- Crow
- No more questions, more boobies.
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- Tom, as the Blood Beast bursts through the door suddenly
- Kramer!
Kramer was Jerry Seinfeld's eccentric friend in the TV series
"Seinfeld." He would frequently burst into Jerry's apartment
without warning.
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- Mike
- Well, I can't find the Blood Beast, but I see the Beast of Yucca Flats.
Tor Johnson plays Javorsky/The Beast in Episode 621, The Beast of Yucca
Flats.
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- Crow, as the Blood Beast
- Oh baby, I was misnamed. I'm really the Love Beast.
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Fourth Host Segment
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Movie Resumes
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- Crow, as Steve
- Hard to trust a guy not named Steve.
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- Steve
- Let's make sure Johnny doesn't find out.
- Tom
- Let's keep it between us Steves.
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- Mike
- He's once, twice, three times a Blood Beast.
Reference to a 1970s song performed by The Commodores called
"Three Times A Lady." It was written by Lionel Richie, who
was a member of the group at the time.
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- Blood Beast
- Do not be afraid. I'm not here to harm you.
- Mike
- I just wanna kill you.
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- Blood Beast
- Yes, I am using Dr. Wyman's voice.
- Crow, as Blood Beast
- I'm having a little problem with the reverb though.
- Tom, as Blood Beast
- I'm also using his car, and his apartment in town.
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- Blood Beast
- He has gained something more than life as you know it. He's the first
of your kind to attain immortality.
- Steve
- Immortality?
- Mike, as Blood Beast
- Uh, wait, I mean death.
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01:28:25
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Final Host Segment
