the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 801

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Mike> At this point the swimsuits are *merely* a formality.

<Crow> I said small curd, you BASTARDS!!!

<Servo, as cops shoot the creature> We should've thought of this three movies ago!

<Servo, as TV reporter speaking to female> I notice you're bewitching a man into your web of deceit and lies.

<Police Chief> The professor is in command from now on. You take orders from him! <Mike> The ichthyology department at the State U has declared martial law.

<Servo> The Mengele Institute for Marine Research.