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806: The Undead

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Using hypnosis, a doctor returns the mind of a 20th century prostitute to a past life in the Middle Ages, where she's being wrongly accused of being a witch.

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Beginning of the episode

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Crow, taking test: I'm ready! I pulled an all-nighter.
Gypsy: You studied all night?
Crow: Oh, you're supposed to study?

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Crow, as Roger Corman's name appears in the opening credits: That's it, we're doomed.

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Crow, during flaming credits: At Chile's, we flame-broil our credits to perfection!

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Crow: Roger Corman's Backdraft
Servo: I wouldn't want to be downwind of Roger Corman's backdraft...

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Mike: Smokey says, "Only you can prevent Roger Corman."

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Dr. Olinger: After seven years you've come back?
Dr. Ratcliff: Time has little meaning in Tibet.
Servo: And neither does the word "tacorific".

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Servo: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

"SLEEEEEP"
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Dr. Ratcliff: When I touch you
Crow: I think about myself.

A transposal of lines from the 1991 Divinyls song "I Touch Myself." Actual lyrics: "I don't want anybody else / When I think about you, I touch myself."

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Servo: Pullest thy vehicle to the curb and showest me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou wast driving?

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Mike: What arts thou supported with, Lydia?

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Servo, imitating Smolken: Let's see, what rhymes with coffin? Often? Soften? John McLaughlin?

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Mike, as Digger Smolken: Again I can not say if you will be back, for I am *MAD*
Crow: Wouldst thou pick me up a *MAD* magazine?
Servo: I have to watch *MAD* About You tonight.

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Mike: Gettest thou a cemetery full of savings, at Menards!

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Servo: Don't feed your imp at the table, he won't go back to his regular food.

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Pendragon: Forgive the look on my face, Lydia.
Crow: I'm just butt-ugly.

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Lydia, the buxom witch: I do not tempt. I give!
Crow: She's perky. I like her attitude.

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Crow: Corman's theory of directing: 'Light and get away.'

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Mike: Wow, they have really lax security in the Tower of Death.

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Mike, on Pendragon's unfortunate face: The world's largest chin-ass!

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Digger Smolken - Sweet Judy Blue Rat: It's getting to the CORPSE where I won't FILTH anymore-

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Digger Smolken - Send in the Filth: Isn't, it RATS? Aren't we, a CORPSE? Losing my COFFIN this time of

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Tom Servo: Okay... just don't sell me any encyclopedias.

Monty Python (British comedy troupe) did a sketch where an encyclopedia salesman pretended to be a burglar.

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Mike: Amongst our weaponry...

Reference to Monty Python (British comedy troupe) sketch where spanish monks appear to shout whenever someone utters any variant of the phrase "I didn't expect a spanish inquisition!"

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Mike: I've never known more about what isn't going on in a movie.

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Mike, as the fey devil: Hahahahaha -- YOU'RE STUCK HERE!

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Servo: The 'Not-even-better-than-killing-yourself' movie of the summer!