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811: Parts: The Clonus Horror

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Scientists successfully create clones of important politicians, so they can use them for body parts in later transplants, but an escaped clone wants to warn the outside world of this dangerous scheme.

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Beginning of the episode

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Opening Segment

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Crow, re Mike's mustache: It gives you a sort of Howard Sprague élan.

Character on The Andy Griffith Show characterized by his mustache, bow tie, and a penchant for philosophy and culture.

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Servo: Mike's mustache to world: I hate you, and I'm cutting myself off from all human contact!

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First Host Segment

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Space Child: We're Space Children.

The Space Children are (left to right): Mike Nelson (host), Bridget Jones (writer), and Paul Chaplin (writer).

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Crow: Use psychology, Mike. I have all the right books here. Dr. Spock, Brazelton, The Great Santini.

Dr. Benjamin Spock and Dr. T. Berry Brazelton are noted experts on child-raising. The Great Santini was a novel by Pat Conroy, published in 1976, that depicted a family led by an authoritarian and borderline-abusive patriarch.

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Crow: Mike, you couldn't raise an earthworm.

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Mike: Comes from the Scandinavian "Son of Five".

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The "son of X" pattern is very common in Sweden, Denmark, Norway and Iceland.

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Mike, as whispering voices are heard in the background: Big boys don't cry. Big boys don't cry.

In the 1975 song "I'm Not in Love" by 10cc, the middle instrumental section features a female voice (Kathy Warren) repeatedly whispering the phrase "Be quiet. Big boys don't cry."

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Mike: Bag your own people and save at Supervalu.

A popular grocery store in the American Midwest.

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Servo, as bodies are shown in plastic bags: Julia Child's secret freezer.

Famous American cook, author, and television personality who introduced French cuisine and cooking techniques to the American mainstream through her many cookbooks and television programs.

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Crow: Hey, Stallone!

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Servo: What really happened to Shields and Yarnell.

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Crow, as girl: Shaun Cassidy for President.

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Servo, as crowd member: We want Billy Beer!

A short-lived brand of beer marketed by Billy Carter, brother of President Jimmy Carter, in the Seventies.

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Crow, when Peter Graves' character is first shown: Biography!

Actor Peter Graves (1926- ), who plays the character Jeffrey Knight in this movie, hosted the A&E television documentary series "Biography" during the 1990s.

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Mike, as crowd member: We want England Dan and John Ford Coley.

Pop musician duo that scored success in the Seventies with their hit "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"

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Jeffrey Knight: You know what I stand for!
Servo, as Jeffrey Knight: Biography!

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Crow, as old guy in crowd: Cutting Medicare? What?

In the United States, Medicare is a publicly funded health insurance program for people age 65 and over.

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Jeffrey Knight: I think it's time that I start paying back this country back for some of the good things it's given me.
Mike, as Knight: Like Biography!

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Mike, as Jeffrey: Tonight on Biography, the life of Julius Caesar. Tomorrow night, funny man Charlie Callus

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Mike: And we have Cheryl Tiegs in the lead, Shelly Hack second, Willie Aames and Lance Kerwin and the DeFranco Family bringing up the rear.

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Servo: Hey, think they'll run into Elton John's "Funeral For a Friend"?

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Mike, chanting: Koyaanisqatsi

Koyaanisqatsi is an artsy film without any sort of plot, showing dramatic images of nature and technology to a score by Philip Glass.

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Crow, reading title: Apparently e. e. cummings wrote it.

American poet with a propensity for writing in all lower case.

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Mike, as clone: Pablo Cruise concert tonight, pass it on.

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Servo: Filmed at the Sydney Opera House high school.

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Crow, reading credits: Dick Sargent? Didn't he play Dick York on Bewitched?

Dick Sergeant was, of course, the actor who replaced Dick York in the role of Darrin on the television show "Bewitched."

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Mike: Here at Bruce Jenner University...

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Mike: You know, these are the days when Michael York could open a movie.

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Servo: Sid and Marty Krofft: Secret Training Camp.

Sid (1929- ) and Marty Krofft (1937- ) are two television producers best known for their colorful and bizarre children's shows, such as "H.R. Pufnstuf," "Land of the Lost," and "The Bugaloos."

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Crow: Regardless of race, black people are NOT allowed at this university.

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Mike: Hey, Joe Bob Briggs, track coach.

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Crow, as guard: And then he said, "Hey, sit on it Potsi."

A reference to the television show "Happy Days." Potsie was a supporting character, and "Sit on it" was a popular catchprhase of Henry Winkler's character Arthur "Fonz" Fonzarelli.

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Mike: Wow, they're raising a race of Becks.

Beck Hansen (1970- ), known by the stage name "Beck," is an American alternative rock musician.

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Crow: Le Tour de Van Nuys.

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Mike: When Starland Vocal Band goes on a bike tour.

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Crow: It's missionary position practice.

The missionary position is a man-on-top sexual intercourse position.

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Servo: parts: the village people horror

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Mike: Saturn, a different kind of car company.

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Servo: Hey, LSD tabs everyone!

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Mike: A Van Patton family reunion.

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Crow: Why's Gilligan there?

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Crow, as Dr. Jameson: Sam!

This may be a reference to the television show Quantum Leap. Dr. Sam Beckett, played by Scott Bakula, frequently converses with his assistant Al, who is in reality a projection from the future that only Dr. Beckett can see and here.

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Mike: Professor Darren and Dr. Super Mario Brother.

"Super Mario Bros." is a famous video game that was produced by Nintendo in 1985. The game's main hero, Mario, is traditionally depicted with a mustache and sideburns as well as suspenders and a red cap.

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Crow, imitating Peter Graves: Tonight, the brilliant career of Dick Sargent, on Biography.

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Crow: Hop on Pop: The Movie

"Hop on Pop" is a 1963 children's book by Dr. Seuss.

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Servo: Terrence McNally hold weird auditions.

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Crow: He looks like the Monster from Rocky Horror.

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Mike, as George: I got into Hamburger U!

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Crow: Happy Birthday Jack Lord!

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Servo: Here at "Up With People Farms"...

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Crow: Aaron Spelling's "Avalon".

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Crow, as clone: Have you heard from Billy Jack lately?

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Servo, as George: I love you, Talia Shire.

American actress best known for being director Francis Ford Coppola's sister and for playing Sylvester Stallone's wife in the Rocky movies.

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Crow, as Lena: Mm, you taste like Lick-A-Maid.

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Mike, as guard: Come on, grab all your too-tight Munsingwear shirts.

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Servo, as Lena: I'll miss your whitebread blandness.

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Crow, as Clonus guard: HQ, my hat looks like a muffin, over.

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Servo, as Jameson: It's Sunny D.

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Mike: Delicious hotdog water.

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Crow, as Dr. Mario: I think he's ready to play Quarters now, doctor.

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Servo, humming Super Mario Theme: Boop boop boop, boo-boo-boo-boop

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Crow, as Dr. Mario: Dr. Luigi will be assisting me here...

In Nintendo's "Mario" game series, Luigi is Mario's green-suited, taller, and more overlooked brother.

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Mike, as doctor: First, we apply Sea Breeze.

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Crow, as doctor: I don't think he's a natural blonde, doctor.

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Servo, as Jameson: Sam!

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Mike: (hums music from Super Mario Bros)

The music is from level 1-2 of the original Super Mario Bros game. The doctor resembles the game's main character, Mario.

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Crow: Would you turn down your stupid Brian Eno CD doctor?

Brian Eno is a producer and musician best known for his ambient electronic music.

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Mike: Room service, at the Chelsea Hotel.

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Servo, as doctor: Now, don't fill it with Smucker's like last time, doctor. That wasn't funny.

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Crow: The Starbucks Testing Laboratory.

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Servo: Ah, they're giving him the Keith Richards Special.

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Crow: Gentlemen, we can make him dumber! Blonder!

A reference to the TV series "The Six Million Dollar Man". After test pilot Steve Austin's ship crashed and he was found nearly dead, the doctors said, "We can make him better than he was before. Better... Stronger... Faster."

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Servo: Now they take him to Mail Boxes Etc.

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Servo, singing: They're dying in America, today!

Parodies Neil Diamond's 1980 song "America." Actual lyrics: "They're coming to America / Today."

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Servo: Growing Up Brady, Chapter 1.

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Servo as doctor: Ah, go eat a mushroom, Mario!

Reference to Nintendo's games series Super Mario Bros, where mushrooms represent power-ups.

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Mike, as Jameson: Get me Endora.

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Servo: Inside the Rand Corporation.

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Servo, as clone: Look, I'm just Scott Baio.

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Clone: It's easy to get hurt.
Crow: ...like when I got my butt caught in the toaster.

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Servo, singing: Rivers belong where they can ramble...

Lyrics from the song "Corner of the Sky", from the musical Pippin.

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Crow: He's like a sensitive Steve Guttenberg.

Steve Guttenberg (1958- ) is an American actor primarily known for his roles in comedy films such as "Police Academy" and "Three Men and a Baby."

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Mike: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna start a band called Air Supply.

Air Supply is a soft-rock duo that was popular in the late 1970s and the early 1980s.

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Servo, as Richard, singing: I'm all out of lunch...no, I'm all out of breath, uh, I'm all out of Africa, oh oh, I'm, I don't know...

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Mike: The beer can struggles upstream to spawn.

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Crow: His feet are making a Don Martin noise.

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Servo, as Richard: I find so many neat things here at Love Canal.

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Mike: The little bushman didn't know what to make of the can.

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A reference to "The Gods Must Be Crazy", in which a bushman finds a coke bottle and believes it to be a gift from the gods.

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Second Host Segment

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Observer: Okay, okay, I'm in the chocolate lake... my own personal hell.

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Servo: Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Boone!

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Mike, as Jameson: Welcome to Bewitchedapalooza.

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Crow, as clone: Ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!

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Servo, as Jameson: Now, a tribute to Dr. Bombay.

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Mike: Cast of Godspell.

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Mike, as Jameson: Thank you, we'll now begin the Aunt Clara symposium.

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Dr. Jameson: Does anyone have any questions?
Servo, as someone in audience: Yeah, are you and Dick York friends?

Actor Dick Sargent (1930-1994), who plays the character Dr. Jameson in this movie, replaced Dick York (1928-1992) as the lead character Darrin Stephens on the TV sitcom "Bewitched" in 1969.

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Crow, as Richard: It's a Gambino, sir.

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Mike, as Jameson: Do you want to watch Sonny & Cher tonight, young man?

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Crow: Dick Sargent's a Communist.

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Mike: Dick Sargent is the Bionic Woman.

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Mike and the 'Bots: Mr. York, over here Mr. York, can you sign this?

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Crow: Line-up to hear Firefall's latest hit.

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Mike: Oh, it seems to be Microsoft Spellcheck-by-phone.

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Crow: Charles Van Dorken.

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Mike, as man climbs a tree: A separate peace... of crap!

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Jumping out of a tree is a central plot point of "A Separate Peace", by John Knowles.

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Crow: The Cloneyards of Ernest and Julio Gallo.

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Servo: I guess Bing Crosby was selling hats.

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Crow, as guard: Tom Jones here.

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Mike: This scene was lit by an Indiglo watch.

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Mike, as Lena: Like Dan Fogelberg said.

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Servo, as Richard: I love it when you talk about your other boyfriend.

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Mike, as Richard, when a plume of smoke is shown near his crotch: Guess I gotta go a little easier next time.

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Servo: Only you can prevent groin fires...

Refers to the slogan of Smokey Bear, a long-running mascot of the United States Forest Service: "Only you can prevent forest fires."

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Servo: Hey, she really was on top of Old Smokey!

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Servo: She looks like Henry Silva in a wig.

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Mike: She fell asleep on a derma abrasion wheel.

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Mike, as Richard: Come on, let's put out our flaming crotches and we'll find your nose.

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Crow, as Richard: After all, I look like the guy on Three's Company.

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Servo, as Richard: Now let's help Jack and Chrissy move that couch.

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Servo, as guard: I'm just your Time-Life operator.

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Servo: This is one of the twelve Steve Prefontaine movies being released this year.

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Crow, as Richard: I'm coming Elizabeth, I'm coming. Elizabeth, I'm coming.

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Servo: The James Garner story.

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Crow, as Richard: Beef...it's what's...for dinner...

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Crow, as doctor: Richard, did you make a run for the border earlier today or...?

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Doctor: Well you're probably just excited about going to America.
Servo: Today!

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Servo, as Richard: Let's go pray at the shrine of Dolly the Sheep.

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Richard: I'm going to try to get in.
Servo: If my SAT's are good enough.

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Crow, as a surveillance camera is shown: Woah, they're on Chuck Berry's ranch.

Chuck Berry was accused of using hidden cameras to tape women undressing and using the toilet on his property.

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Third Host Segment

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Crow, as guard: Super Dave Osborne, here to turn down your bed.

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Mike: This movie was really a promotion film for UW-Stout.

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Servo, as guard: No one knew how to hit the shuttlecock, they're all getting F's.

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Crow, as guard: Now, now, now Harvey, Harvey.

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Servo, as Richard: I'm going to free Randle McMurphy!

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Crow: He's a nurses aid that doesn't play by the rules.

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Mike: Think they cloned him from Timer, The Cheese Mascot?

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Servo: Let's face it, clones are rock stupid.

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Crow: Larry Dallas is The Saint.

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Crow: You know, the truth is out there.
Servo: Oh, neat.
Mike: Yeah, sure it is.

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Servo: Koyaanisqatsi

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Mike: We aren't at war with Eurasia!

Reference to George Orwell's "1984".

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Mike: (hums score from Mission Impossible)

Score from the Mission Impossible TV series.

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Crow, as Richard: Yeah I saw the Dead there, saw the Dead there, yeah, saw the Dead there too.

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Mike: (hums theme from "The Alfred Hitchcock Hour")

Theme from "The Alfred Hitchcock Presents/Hour". His silhouette is Hitchcock's trade mark.

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Crow: Maybe the ear clip is to trace his migratory patterns?

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Mike, as Richard: Black Helicopter, Roswell, Area 51, Waco, formula for Coca-Cola...

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Mike, as Richard: Great, someone taped Models Inc. heh heh heh.

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Servo, as video narrator: Good morning, Mr. Lump.

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Mike, as lobotomized clone: I like mittens!

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Mike, as Richard: No one's guarding my father!

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Crow: He's a renegade mime!

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Crow: Chariots of Puss.

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Mike, as Richard: Trot... trot for my life...

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Servo: Just his luck, he's going to get killed by Merv Griffin.

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Crow: And he bumps right into Bruce Willis.

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Servo, as Mario-resembling doctor enters elevator: I think Yoshi parked up on 7th.

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Jameson: I had to.
Servo, as Jameson: Rode in with Endora.

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Crow: Ride the elevator ride at Six Flags Over Texas!

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Mike, as doctor: You going to Applebee's for Karen's birthday lunch?

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Crow: This is what happens when Otis Elevators sponsors a movie.

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Servo: Bill Musselman, private eye.

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Mike: You know, I hope he never becomes the Naked Prey.

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all: (hums music from Super Mario Bros)

The music is from level 1-2 of the original Super Mario Bros game. The doctor resembles the game's main character, Mario.

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Mike: A member of Mummenschanz is on the lamb!

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Mike, Woody Allen impersonation: He's running through fields of wheat.

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Crow: Lou Rawls is The Equalizer

Lou Rawls was a soul/R&B singer who had a string of hit singles in the Seventies. The Equalizer was an Eighties crime show starring British actor Edward Woodward.

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Crow: He jumped right into the Soylent Green factory.

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Servo, as doctor: Would you stop playing Pong back there?

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Jameson: Mr. Walker?
Mike, as Jameson: Mr. Texas Ranger?

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Crow: Oh, I bet they're doing a truck commercial up there.

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Mike: Look how many times the Coyote fell off that.

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Crow, as Richard, weakly: I am Kirok!

Kirok is a name and personality taken by Captain Kirk after losing his memory on a planet inhabited by Native Americans. Kirk shouting "I am Kirok" is one of the most (in)famous lines from the episode and show.

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Servo: Wow, this is one tough hole.

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Mike: He walked right into Golem Heights.

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Crow: Oh, the Ravenite Social Club.

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Mike: It's the all-white version of "Salaam Bombay!".

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Crow: This isn't exactly the Naked City, it's the Clothing-optional City.

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Mike: Watch, he'll run into Chauncey Gardener coming the other way.

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Servo, as Richard: Hi Sanford, hi Son.

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Crow: James Galway owns that porn theater!

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Servo: Hey, Lionel.

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Mike: Is that Harley Davidson or the Marlboro Man?
Crow: It's Peter Fonda.
Servo: Gary Busey.
Mike: Malcolm Forbes.

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Crow, as motorcycler: This is Then Came Bronson, over.

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Crow, as Richard: Gotta get to the Sculpture Garden.

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Mike: Pacific Blue Afternoons.

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Servo: Talks like Ruth Gordon.

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Mike, as old man: Trust me, I'm Keenan Ivory Wynn.

An amalgam of actor Keenan Wynn and African-American comedian Keenan Ivory Wayans.

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Crow, as old man: As soon as Tanta Kringle gets in here we'll get started.

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Crow, as old woman: That means he's a Friend of Dorothy.

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Servo, as old man: 50 free hours of AOL?!

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Servo: All the double-wides in LA, he holes up with the Lockhorns.

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Mike: Keenan Wynn is Jack Perkins as Mr. Food.

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Richard: Won't you take me to find my other part?
Mike, singing: Won't you take me to / find my other paaaaart?

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Crow: Richard Harris as Robert Bly.

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Crow: Mark Spitz and Michael Cain at home.

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Servo: A bad version of Prick Up Your Ears.

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Mike, as old man: Napoleon imitator.

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Mike, as son: Another Scott Baio.

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Mike, as film narrator: At Oral Roberts University.

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Crow, as Richard: Put me in my Johnny Jump Up.

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Servo, as clone: Do you cry a lot, clonedaddy?

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Servo, as Rick: Well, there's the Ropers and Jack Tripper downstairs.

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Crow: Grandma's back and she had Ensure.

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Richard Senior: Yeah, and it's scary.
Crow, as Richard Sr.: Adam Sandler's in it.

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Mike, as Peter Graves, as man passes by: Oh, hey--and remember to watch "Biography". Paul Lynde tonight.

See above note about Peter Graves and "Biography". Paul Lynde (1926-1982) was a comedian and character actor known for his appearances on the TV sitcom "Bewitched" and the game show "Hollywood Squares".

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Crow, as Jeff: Climb aboard the Monkey Business, Donna Rice is waiting below deck.

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Fourth Host Segment

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Mike: There having a serious talk. You know, "that" talk.
Crow: Ah, Kirk versus Picard huh? Yeah, that's a tough one.

Fans of the "Star Trek" franchise have long debated over which character was a better ship captain: James T. Kirk (from the original series) or Jean-Luc Picard (from "Star Trek: The Next Generation").

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