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Beginning of the episode
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Opening Segment
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- Crow, re Mike's mustache
- It gives you a sort of Howard Sprague élan.
Character on The Andy Griffith Show characterized by his mustache, bow
tie, and a penchant for philosophy and culture.
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- Servo
- Mike's mustache to world: I hate you, and I'm cutting myself off from
all human contact!
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First Host Segment
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- Space Child
- We're Space Children.
The Space Children are (left to right): Mike Nelson (host), Bridget
Jones (writer), and Paul Chaplin (writer).
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- Crow
- Use psychology, Mike. I have all the right books here. Dr. Spock,
Brazelton, The Great Santini.
Dr. Benjamin Spock and Dr. T. Berry Brazelton are noted experts on
child-raising. The Great Santini was a novel by Pat Conroy, published
in 1976, that depicted a family led by an authoritarian and
borderline-abusive patriarch.
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- Crow
- Mike, you couldn't raise an earthworm.
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- Mike
- Comes from the Scandinavian "Son of Five".
The "son of X" pattern is very common in Sweden, Denmark,
Norway and Iceland.
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- Mike, as whispering voices are heard in the background
- Big boys don't cry. Big boys don't cry.
In the 1975 song "I'm Not in Love" by 10cc, the middle
instrumental section features a female voice (Kathy Warren) repeatedly
whispering the phrase "Be quiet. Big boys don't cry."
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- Mike
- Bag your own people and save at Supervalu.
A popular grocery store in the American Midwest.
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- Servo, as bodies are shown in plastic bags
- Julia Child's secret freezer.
Famous American cook, author, and television personality who introduced
French cuisine and cooking techniques to the American mainstream
through her many cookbooks and television programs.
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- Crow
- Hey, Stallone!
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- Servo
- What really happened to Shields and Yarnell.
Robert Shields and Lorene Yarnell were a mime team in the 1970's and
early 80's.
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- Crow, as girl
- Shaun Cassidy for President.
Cassidy, an American singer/actor/writer/producer, was a wildly popular
teen heartthrob in the late 1970's.
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- Servo, as crowd member
- We want Billy Beer!
A short-lived brand of beer marketed by Billy Carter, brother of
President Jimmy Carter, in the Seventies.
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- Crow, when Peter Graves' character is first shown
- Biography!
Actor Peter Graves (1926- ), who plays the character Jeffrey Knight in
this movie, hosted the A&E television documentary series
"Biography" during the 1990s.
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- Mike, as crowd member
- We want England Dan and John Ford Coley.
Pop musician duo that scored success in the Seventies with their hit
"I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
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- Jeffrey Knight
- You know what I stand for!
- Servo, as Jeffrey Knight
- Biography!
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- Crow, as old guy in crowd
- Cutting Medicare? What?
In the United States, Medicare is a publicly funded health insurance
program for people age 65 and over.
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- Jeffrey Knight
- I think it's time that I start paying back this country back for some
of the good things it's given me.
- Mike, as Knight
- Like Biography!
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- Mike, as Jeffrey
- Tonight on Biography, the life of Julius Caesar. Tomorrow night, funny
man Charlie Callus
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- Mike
- And we have Cheryl Tiegs in the lead, Shelly Hack second, Willie Aames
and Lance Kerwin and the DeFranco Family bringing up the rear.
Tiegs was a famous 1970's SI Swimsuit model. Hack(Charlie's Angels),
Aames(8 Is Enough), and Kerwin(James at 15) were '70s TV stars. The
DeFranco Family was a '70s all-sibling Canadian pop group known for the
1973 hit "Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat".
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- Servo
- Hey, think they'll run into Elton John's "Funeral For a
Friend"?
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- Mike, chanting
- Koyaanisqatsi
Koyaanisqatsi is an artsy film without any sort of plot, showing
dramatic images of nature and technology to a score by Philip Glass.
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- Crow, reading title
- Apparently e. e. cummings wrote it.
American poet with a propensity for writing in all lower case.
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- Mike, as clone
- Pablo Cruise concert tonight, pass it on.
Pablo Cruise was a late 1970's rock band, arguably most famous for the
song "Love Will Find A Way".
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- Filmed at the Sydney Opera House high school.
The Sydney Opera House is considered a modern marvel of architecture.
Located on Bennelong Point in Sydney, Australia, and built &
designed by Danish architect Jorn Utzon, it's known for its striking
roof "shells".
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- Crow, reading credits
- Dick Sargent? Didn't he play Dick York on Bewitched?
Dick Sergeant was, of course, the actor who replaced Dick York in the
role of Darrin on the television show "Bewitched."
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- Mike
- Here at Bruce Jenner University...
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- Mike
- You know, these are the days when Michael York could open a movie.
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- Servo
- Sid and Marty Krofft: Secret Training Camp.
Sid (1929- ) and Marty Krofft (1937- ) are two television producers
best known for their colorful and bizarre children's shows, such as
"H.R. Pufnstuf," "Land of the Lost," and "The
Bugaloos."
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- Crow
- Regardless of race, black people are NOT allowed at this university.
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- Mike
- Hey, Joe Bob Briggs, track coach.
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- Crow, as guard
- And then he said, "Hey, sit on it Potsi."
A reference to the television show "Happy Days." Potsie was a
supporting character, and "Sit on it" was a popular
catchprhase of Henry Winkler's character Arthur "Fonz"
Fonzarelli.
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- Mike
- Wow, they're raising a race of Becks.
Beck Hansen (1970- ), known by the stage name "Beck," is an
American alternative rock musician.
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- Crow
- Le Tour de Van Nuys.
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- Mike
- When Starland Vocal Band goes on a bike tour.
Starland Vocal Band was a 70's musical group. Their sole hit was
"Afternoon Delight"
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- Crow
- It's missionary position practice.
The missionary position is a man-on-top sexual intercourse position.
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- Servo
- parts: the village people horror
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- Mike
- Saturn, a different kind of car company.
Saturn Corporation's early marketing catch phrase was, "A
different kind of car company".
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- Servo
- Hey, LSD tabs everyone!
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- Mike
- A Van Patton family reunion.
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- Crow
- Why's Gilligan there?
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- Crow, as Dr. Jameson
- Sam!
This may be a reference to the television show Quantum Leap. Dr. Sam
Beckett, played by Scott Bakula, frequently converses with his
assistant Al, who is in reality a projection from the future that only
Dr. Beckett can see and here.
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- Mike
- Professor Darren and Dr. Super Mario Brother.
"Super Mario Bros." is a famous video game that was produced
by Nintendo in 1985. The game's main hero, Mario, is traditionally
depicted with a mustache and sideburns as well as suspenders and a red
cap.
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- Crow, imitating Peter Graves
- Tonight, the brilliant career of Dick Sargent, on Biography.
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- Crow
- Hop on Pop: The Movie
"Hop on Pop" is a 1963 children's book by Dr. Seuss.
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- Servo
- Terrence McNally hold weird auditions.
Terrence McNally is a gay American playwright, best known for such
plays as 'Frankie and Johnny in the Clair de Lune'(made into the Pacino
film 'Frankie & Johnny') and 'Corpus Christi', a controversial take
on Jesus and his disciples as homosexuals.
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- Crow
- He looks like the Monster from Rocky Horror.
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- Mike, as George
- I got into Hamburger U!
Hamburger University, or "Hamburger U", is fast-food giant
McDonald's training facility in Oak Brook, Illinois. With six other
campuses around the globe, HU trains students in all aspects of careers
at McDonald's, from crew to executive.
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- Crow
- Happy Birthday Jack Lord!
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- Servo
- Here at "Up With People Farms"...
Up With People is a motivational/performing organization. Groups of
young people from various nations sing, perform, and get involved in
"culturally immersive" community service projects to promote
goodwill and break stereotypes.
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- Crow
- Aaron Spelling's "Avalon".
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- Crow, as clone
- Have you heard from Billy Jack lately?
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- Servo, as George
- I love you, Talia Shire.
American actress best known for being director Francis Ford Coppola's
sister and for playing Sylvester Stallone's wife in the Rocky movies.
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- Crow, as Lena
- Mm, you taste like Lick-A-Maid.
Lik-M-Aid(now called Fun Dip) is a candy consisting of small packets of
flavored sugar and two marshmallow-flavored chalk-like sugar sticks(not
included until the '70s) you dip into the sugar.
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- Mike, as guard
- Come on, grab all your too-tight Munsingwear shirts.
Munsingwear was a Minneapolis-based underwear/military garment store
made famous by their tight-fitting undergarments and Original Penguin
golf shirt worn by the likes of Bing Crosby. Now owned by Perry Ellis.
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- Servo, as Lena
- I'll miss your whitebread blandness.
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- Crow, as Clonus guard
- HQ, my hat looks like a muffin, over.
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- Servo, as Jameson
- It's Sunny D.
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- Mike
- Delicious hotdog water.
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- Crow, as Dr. Mario
- I think he's ready to play Quarters now, doctor.
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- Servo, humming Super Mario Theme
- Boop boop boop, boo-boo-boo-boop
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- Crow, as Dr. Mario
- Dr. Luigi will be assisting me here...
In Nintendo's "Mario" game series, Luigi is Mario's
green-suited, taller, and more overlooked brother.
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- Mike, as doctor
- First, we apply Sea Breeze.
Sea Breeze is an astringent facial & scalp cleansing product used
to treat acne, oily skin or hair, and as a short-term solution to
dandruff.
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- Crow, as doctor
- I don't think he's a natural blonde, doctor.
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- Servo, as Jameson
- Sam!
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- Mike
- (hums music from Super Mario Bros)
The music is from level 1-2 of the original Super Mario Bros game. The
doctor resembles the game's main character, Mario.
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- Crow
- Would you turn down your stupid Brian Eno CD doctor?
Brian Eno is a producer and musician best known for his ambient
electronic music.
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- Mike
- Room service, at the Chelsea Hotel.
Located in Manhattan, the Chelsea Hotel was renowned for housing famous
guests such as Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, and many associated with Andy
Warhol's "Factory" studio on long-term bases.
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- Servo, as doctor
- Now, don't fill it with Smucker's like last time, doctor. That wasn't
funny.
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- Crow
- The Starbucks Testing Laboratory.
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- Servo
- Ah, they're giving him the Keith Richards Special.
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- Crow
- Gentlemen, we can make him dumber! Blonder!
A reference to the TV series "The Six Million Dollar Man".
After test pilot Steve Austin's ship crashed and he was found nearly
dead, the doctors said, "We can make him better than he was
before. Better... Stronger... Faster."
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- Servo
- Now they take him to Mail Boxes Etc.
A worldwide packing, shipping, postal, and various office/document
services chain. All North American locations are now known as The UPS
Store.
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- Servo, singing
- They're dying in America, today!
Parodies Neil Diamond's 1980 song "America." Actual lyrics:
"They're coming to America / Today."
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- Servo
- Growing Up Brady, Chapter 1.
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- Servo as doctor
- Ah, go eat a mushroom, Mario!
Reference to Nintendo's games series Super Mario Bros, where mushrooms
represent power-ups.
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- Mike, as Jameson
- Get me Endora.
Antagonist character played by Agnes Moorehead on 'Bewitched'. Endora
was Samantha's(Elizabeth Montgomery) witch mother and Darrin's(Dick
York/Dick Sargent) mother-in-law.
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- Servo
- Inside the Rand Corporation.
The RAND Corp.(Research ANd Development) is a nonprofit research
institution that offers objective research into socioeconomic areas
such as education, poverty, crime, and the environment, and national
security.
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- Servo, as clone
- Look, I'm just Scott Baio.
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- Clone
- It's easy to get hurt.
- Crow
- ...like when I got my butt caught in the toaster.
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- Servo, singing
- Rivers belong where they can ramble...
Lyrics from the song "Corner of the Sky", from the musical
Pippin.
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- Crow
- He's like a sensitive Steve Guttenberg.
Steve Guttenberg (1958- ) is an American actor primarily known for his
roles in comedy films such as "Police Academy" and
"Three Men and a Baby."
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- Mike
- Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna start a band called Air
Supply.
Air Supply is a soft-rock duo that was popular in the late 1970s and
the early 1980s.
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- Servo, as Richard, singing
- I'm all out of lunch...no, I'm all out of breath, uh, I'm all out of
Africa, oh oh, I'm, I don't know...
Take-off on the lyrics of Air Supply's song 'I'm All Out of Love'.
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- Mike
- The beer can struggles upstream to spawn.
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- Crow
- His feet are making a Don Martin noise.
Don Martin was a famous cartoonist, best known for his work in 'MAD'
magazine and use of made-up words to describe various sound effects in
his panels, such as "THWAK!", "SHKLORTCH!",
"BLORT!", and so on.
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- Servo, as Richard
- I find so many neat things here at Love Canal.
Love Canal is a neighborhood in Niagra Falls, NY. Development in the
1950's and later uncovered 21,000 tons of toxic waste buried there by
former land owner Hooker Chemical Co., buried legally at the
time(1950's-earlier).
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- Mike
- The little bushman didn't know what to make of the can.
A reference to "The Gods Must Be Crazy", in which a bushman
finds a coke bottle and believes it to be a gift from the gods.
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Second Host Segment
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- Observer
- Okay, okay, I'm in the chocolate lake... my own personal hell.
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- Servo
- Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Boone!
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- Mike, as Jameson
- Welcome to Bewitchedapalooza.
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- Crow, as clone
- Ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!
Imitating Arnold Horshack from the 70's sitcom "Welcom Back,
Kotter"
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- Servo, as Jameson
- Now, a tribute to Dr. Bombay.
A recurring character that appeared in the TV show 'Bewitched'.
Portrayed by actor Bernard Fox.
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- Mike
- Cast of Godspell.
'Godspell' is a 1970 musical(later a film in 1973) by Stephen Schwartz
and John-Michael Tebelak, based on the Gospel of Matthew.
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- Mike, as Jameson
- Thank you, we'll now begin the Aunt Clara symposium.
Another character from 'Bewitched', being Samantha's aunt. Portrayed by
actress Marion Lorne
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- Dr. Jameson
- Does anyone have any questions?
- Servo, as someone in audience
- Yeah, are you and Dick York friends?
Actor Dick Sargent (1930-1994), who plays the character Dr. Jameson in
this movie, replaced Dick York (1928-1992) as the lead character Darrin
Stephens on the TV sitcom "Bewitched" in 1969.
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- Crow, as Richard
- It's a Gambino, sir.
Refers to the Gambino crime family of New York, a mafia outfit known
for dumping murder victim's remains into local rivers as well as having
some of their own crew turn up dead in the drink.
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- Mike, as Jameson
- Do you want to watch Sonny & Cher tonight, young man?
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- Crow
- Dick Sargent's a Communist.
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- Mike
- Dick Sargent is the Bionic Woman.
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- Mike and the 'Bots
- Mr. York, over here Mr. York, can you sign this?
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- Crow
- Line-up to hear Firefall's latest hit.
American rock band formed in 1974 in Boulder, Colorado. Known for the
hits "You Are the Woman" and "Just Remember I Love
You".
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- Mike
- Oh, it seems to be Microsoft Spellcheck-by-phone.
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- Crow
- Charles Van Dorken.
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- Mike, as man climbs a tree
- A separate peace... of crap!
Jumping out of a tree is a central plot point of "A Separate
Peace", by John Knowles.
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- Crow
- The Cloneyards of Ernest and Julio Gallo.
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- Servo
- I guess Bing Crosby was selling hats.
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- Crow, as guard
- Tom Jones here.
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- Mike
- This scene was lit by an Indiglo watch.
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- Mike, as Lena
- Like Dan Fogelberg said.
Dan Fogelberg was an American singer-songwriter, known for the songs
"Longer" and "Leader of the Band". Died in December
2007 of prostate cancer at age 56.
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- Servo, as Richard
- I love it when you talk about your other boyfriend.
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- Mike, as Richard, when a plume of smoke is shown near his crotch
- Guess I gotta go a little easier next time.
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- Servo
- Only you can prevent groin fires...
Refers to the slogan of Smokey Bear, a long-running mascot of the
United States Forest Service: "Only you can prevent forest
fires."
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- Servo
- Hey, she really was on top of Old Smokey!
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- Servo
- She looks like Henry Silva in a wig.
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- Mike
- She fell asleep on a derma abrasion wheel.
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- Mike, as Richard
- Come on, let's put out our flaming crotches and we'll find your nose.
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- Crow, as Richard
- After all, I look like the guy on Three's Company.
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- Servo, as Richard
- Now let's help Jack and Chrissy move that couch.
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- Servo, as guard
- I'm just your Time-Life operator.
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- Servo
- This is one of the twelve Steve Prefontaine movies being released this
year.
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- Crow, as Richard
- I'm coming Elizabeth, I'm coming. Elizabeth, I'm coming.
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- Servo
- The James Garner story.
Garner, a spokesman for the beef industry during the 1980's, underwent
quintuple bypass surgery in 1988.
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- Crow, as Richard
- Beef...it's what's...for dinner...
Another reference to Garner and the beef Industry's catch phrase,
"Beef . . . it's what's for dinner."
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- Crow, as doctor
- Richard, did you make a run for the border earlier today or...?
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- Doctor
- Well you're probably just excited about going to America.
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- Today!
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- Servo, as Richard
- Let's go pray at the shrine of Dolly the Sheep.
Dolly was the first mammal to be cloned from an adult somatic cell
successfully.
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- Richard
- I'm going to try to get in.
- Servo
- If my SAT's are good enough.
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- Crow, as a surveillance camera is shown
- Woah, they're on Chuck Berry's ranch.
Chuck Berry was accused of using hidden cameras to tape women
undressing and using the toilet on his property.
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- Crow, as guard
- Super Dave Osborne, here to turn down your bed.
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- Mike
- This movie was really a promotion film for UW-Stout.
University of Wisconsin-Stout, a polytechnic college located in
Menomonie, Wisconsin.
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- Servo, as guard
- No one knew how to hit the shuttlecock, they're all getting F's.
Shuttlecock is another name for a badminton birdie.
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- Crow, as guard
- Now, now, now Harvey, Harvey.
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- Servo, as Richard
- I'm going to free Randle McMurphy!
A central character in Ken Kesey' novel 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's
Nest'. Portrayed by Jack Nicholson in the film adaptation.
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- Crow
- He's a nurses aid that doesn't play by the rules.
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- Mike
- Think they cloned him from Timer, The Cheese Mascot?
A singing cheese cowboy mascot remembered well from Saturday morning
ABC cartoon public service announcements and his line, "A hanker
for a hunka cheese!".
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- Servo
- Let's face it, clones are rock stupid.
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- Larry Dallas is The Saint.
'Larry Dallas' in Richard Klein' character from 'Three's Company'.
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- Crow
- You know, the truth is out there.
- Servo
- Oh, neat.
- Mike
- Yeah, sure it is.
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- Servo
- Koyaanisqatsi
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- Mike
- We aren't at war with Eurasia!
Reference to George Orwell's "1984".
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- Mike
- (hums score from Mission Impossible)
Score from the Mission Impossible TV series.
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- Crow, as Richard
- Yeah I saw the Dead there, saw the Dead there, yeah, saw the Dead there
too.
A reference to 'Dead Heads' following the Grateful Dead tours.
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- Mike
- (hums theme from "The Alfred Hitchcock Hour")
Theme from "The Alfred Hitchcock Presents/Hour". His
silhouette is Hitchcock's trade mark.
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- Crow
- Maybe the ear clip is to trace his migratory patterns?
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- Mike, as Richard
- Black Helicopter, Roswell, Area 51, Waco, formula for Coca-Cola...
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- Mike, as Richard
- Great, someone taped Models Inc. heh heh heh.
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- Servo, as video narrator
- Good morning, Mr. Lump.
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- Mike, as lobotomized clone
- I like mittens!
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- Mike, as Richard
- No one's guarding my father!
An Al Pacino line from 'The Godfather', when the guard detail is pulled
off his father's hospital room as he recovers from an assassination
attempt.
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- Crow
- He's a renegade mime!
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- Crow
- Chariots of Puss.
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- Mike, as Richard
- Trot... trot for my life...
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- Servo
- Just his luck, he's going to get killed by Merv Griffin.
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- And he bumps right into Bruce Willis.
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- Servo, as Mario-resembling doctor enters elevator
- I think Yoshi parked up on 7th.
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- I had to.
- Servo, as Jameson
- Rode in with Endora.
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- Crow
- Ride the elevator ride at Six Flags Over Texas!
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- Mike, as doctor
- You going to Applebee's for Karen's birthday lunch?
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- Crow
- This is what happens when Otis Elevators sponsors a movie.
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- Bill Musselman, private eye.
An intense basketball coach(HS, college, CBA, NBA) known for the quote,
"Defeat is worse than death, because you have to live with
defeat."
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- Mike
- You know, I hope he never becomes the Naked Prey.
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- (hums music from Super Mario Bros)
The music is from level 1-2 of the original Super Mario Bros game. The
doctor resembles the game's main character, Mario.
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- Mike
- A member of Mummenschanz is on the lamb!
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- Mike, Woody Allen impersonation
- He's running through fields of wheat.
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- Crow
- Lou Rawls is The Equalizer
Lou Rawls was a soul/R&B singer who had a string of hit singles in
the Seventies. The Equalizer was an Eighties crime show starring
British actor Edward Woodward.
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- Crow
- He jumped right into the Soylent Green factory.
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- Servo, as doctor
- Would you stop playing Pong back there?
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- Mr. Walker?
- Mike, as Jameson
- Mr. Texas Ranger?
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- Crow
- Oh, I bet they're doing a truck commercial up there.
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- Mike
- Look how many times the Coyote fell off that.
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- Crow, as Richard, weakly
- I am Kirok!
Kirok is a name and personality taken by Captain Kirk after losing his
memory on a planet inhabited by Native Americans. Kirk shouting
"I am Kirok" is one of the most (in)famous lines from the
episode and show.
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- Servo
- Wow, this is one tough hole.
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- Mike
- He walked right into Golem Heights.
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- Crow
- Oh, the Ravenite Social Club.
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- Mike
- It's the all-white version of "Salaam Bombay!".
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- This isn't exactly the Naked City, it's the Clothing-optional City.
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- Watch, he'll run into Chauncey Gardener coming the other way.
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- Servo, as Richard
- Hi Sanford, hi Son.
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- Crow
- James Galway owns that porn theater!
Sir James Galway is an Irish virtuoso flutist, known as "The Man
With the Golden Flute".
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- Servo
- Hey, Lionel.
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- Mike
- Is that Harley Davidson or the Marlboro Man?
- Crow
- It's Peter Fonda.
- Servo
- Gary Busey.
- Mike
- Malcolm Forbes.
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- Crow, as motorcycler
- This is Then Came Bronson, over.
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- Crow, as Richard
- Gotta get to the Sculpture Garden.
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- Mike
- Pacific Blue Afternoons.
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- Servo
- Talks like Ruth Gordon.
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- Mike, as old man
- Trust me, I'm Keenan Ivory Wynn.
An amalgam of actor Keenan Wynn and African-American comedian Keenan
Ivory Wayans.
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- Crow, as old man
- As soon as Tanta Kringle gets in here we'll get started.
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- Crow, as old woman
- That means he's a Friend of Dorothy.
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- Servo, as old man
- 50 free hours of AOL?!
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- Servo
- All the double-wides in LA, he holes up with the Lockhorns.
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- Mike
- Keenan Wynn is Jack Perkins as Mr. Food.
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- Richard
- Won't you take me to find my other part?
- Mike, singing
- Won't you take me to / find my other paaaaart?
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- Crow
- Richard Harris as Robert Bly.
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- Crow
- Mark Spitz and Michael Cain at home.
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- A bad version of Prick Up Your Ears.
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- Mike, as old man
- Napoleon imitator.
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- Mike, as son
- Another Scott Baio.
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- Mike, as film narrator
- At Oral Roberts University.
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- Crow, as Richard
- Put me in my Johnny Jump Up.
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- Servo, as clone
- Do you cry a lot, clonedaddy?
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- Servo, as Rick
- Well, there's the Ropers and Jack Tripper downstairs.
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- Crow
- Grandma's back and she had Ensure.
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- Richard Senior
- Yeah, and it's scary.
- Crow, as Richard Sr.
- Adam Sandler's in it.
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- Mike, as Peter Graves, as man passes by
- Oh, hey--and remember to watch "Biography". Paul Lynde
tonight.
See above note about Peter Graves and "Biography". Paul Lynde
(1926-1982) was a comedian and character actor known for his
appearances on the TV sitcom "Bewitched" and the game show
"Hollywood Squares".
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- Crow, as Jeff
- Climb aboard the Monkey Business, Donna Rice is waiting below deck.
The boat and woman made infamous by the 1987 sex scandal of 1988
Presidential candidate Gary Hart, the exposure if which sunk his bid
for the White House.
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- Mike
- There having a serious talk. You know, "that" talk.
- Crow
- Ah, Kirk versus Picard huh? Yeah, that's a tough one.
Fans of the "Star Trek" franchise have long debated over
which character was a better ship captain: James T. Kirk (from the
original series) or Jean-Luc Picard (from "Star Trek: The Next
Generation").
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- I believe it was a mediocre sitcom of the 1980s starring Charlotte Rae.
Refers to the TV sitcom 'The Facts of Life'.
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- Servo, as Richard
- I want my Teddy Grahams.
Teddy Grahams are a brand of teddy bear-shaped graham crackers produced
by Nabisco. They come in flavors such as honey, cinnamon, and
chocolate.
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- Servo
- Meatloaf sweats less than this guy.
Meat Loaf (1947- ) is an American rock singer who is known for sweating
profusely during his live performances.
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- Servo, as Richard
- Can I watch Lion King again?
"The Lion King" is a Disney animated film released in 1994.
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- Servo, making water bong noises
- Slurp, burble, gurgle.
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- Mike, as Rick
- I'm calling Michael Flatley.
Irish-American step dancer made famous by 'Riverdance" & 'Lord
of the Dance' theater dance musicals.
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- Servo, as Richard
- So you're not taking me to the Harlem Globetrotters?
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- Mike, as Rick
- And I'm the Posture Prince.
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- Mike, as Richard
- Did I eat all the Kaboom! or is there some left?
A breakfast cereal still made by General Mills today. Pretty much
identical to Lucky Charms but with a circus theme.
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- Mike
- Hey, a Testosterosa.
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- Servo
- Clonus: The Boys in the Band Horror.
The Boys in the Band is a 1970 play (and film) centered around the
lives of several homosexual males.
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- Starsky and Clone.
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- Servo
- How do I know they're going to listen to BTO?
Bachman-Turner Overdrive(BTO). Canadian rock group that enjoyed big
success in the 1970's with the hits/classic rock staples "Let It
Ride", "Takin' Care of Business", and "You Ain't
Seen Nothing Yet".
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- Crow
- And Abraham drove Isaac to the top of the mountain.
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- Mike, singing
- One more clone up in the canyon.
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- Crow, as Richard Senior
- I prefer Jack Perkins, there, I said it.
Perkins took over as host of 'Biography' for Peter Graves in 1994.
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- He's going to be a bigger problem than Billy Carter.
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- Servo
- Soundtrack by Yngwie Malmsteen.
80s heavy-metal guitarist famous for his blistering guitar technique.
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- Ah, kill and release.
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- Dale Evans wants her shirt back.
Screen galpal and real-life wife of movie cowboy Roy Rogers.
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- Did you like America?
- Mike, as Richard
- Well I like Horse with No Name, but after that...
Mike is referring to the 60s rock band America. "A Horse with No
Name" was their first and most successful hit single.
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- Crow
- Ted Turner.
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- Servo, as Walker
- Gus Hall.
Hall was a labor organizer and laid the groundwork for what would
become the United Steelworkers of America union. He was also a Marxist
& communist, and leader of the Communist Party USA.
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- Crow, as Jeff
- Uh, yes, definitely. Brit Hume, front row.
Longtime ABC Television newsman and current senior political analyst of
Fox News Channel.
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