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811: Parts: The Clonus Horror

Scientists successfully create clones of important politicians, so they can use them for body parts in later transplants, but an escaped clone wants to warn the outside world of this dangerous scheme.

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00:00:00

Beginning of the episode

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Opening Segment

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Crow, re Mike's mustache
It gives you a sort of Howard Sprague élan.

Character on The Andy Griffith Show characterized by his mustache, bow tie, and a penchant for philosophy and culture.

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Servo
Mike's mustache to world: I hate you, and I'm cutting myself off from all human contact!
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First Host Segment

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Space Child
We're Space Children.

The Space Children are (left to right): Mike Nelson (host), Bridget Jones (writer), and Paul Chaplin (writer).

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Crow
Use psychology, Mike. I have all the right books here. Dr. Spock, Brazelton, The Great Santini.

Dr. Benjamin Spock and Dr. T. Berry Brazelton are noted experts on child-raising. The Great Santini was a novel by Pat Conroy, published in 1976, that depicted a family led by an authoritarian and borderline-abusive patriarch.

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Crow
Mike, you couldn't raise an earthworm.
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Mike
Comes from the Scandinavian "Son of Five".

The "son of X" pattern is very common in Sweden, Denmark, Norway and Iceland.

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Mike, as whispering voices are heard in the background
Big boys don't cry. Big boys don't cry.

In the 1975 song "I'm Not in Love" by 10cc, the middle instrumental section features a female voice (Kathy Warren) repeatedly whispering the phrase "Be quiet. Big boys don't cry."

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Mike
Bag your own people and save at Supervalu.

A popular grocery store in the American Midwest.

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Servo, as bodies are shown in plastic bags
Julia Child's secret freezer.

Famous American cook, author, and television personality who introduced French cuisine and cooking techniques to the American mainstream through her many cookbooks and television programs.

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Crow
Hey, Stallone!
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Servo
What really happened to Shields and Yarnell.

Robert Shields and Lorene Yarnell were a mime team in the 1970's and early 80's.

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Crow, as girl
Shaun Cassidy for President.

Cassidy, an American singer/actor/writer/producer, was a wildly popular teen heartthrob in the late 1970's.

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Servo, as crowd member
We want Billy Beer!

A short-lived brand of beer marketed by Billy Carter, brother of President Jimmy Carter, in the Seventies.

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Crow, when Peter Graves' character is first shown
Biography!

Actor Peter Graves (1926- ), who plays the character Jeffrey Knight in this movie, hosted the A&E television documentary series "Biography" during the 1990s.

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Mike, as crowd member
We want England Dan and John Ford Coley.

Pop musician duo that scored success in the Seventies with their hit "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"

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Jeffrey Knight
You know what I stand for!
Servo, as Jeffrey Knight
Biography!
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Crow, as old guy in crowd
Cutting Medicare? What?

In the United States, Medicare is a publicly funded health insurance program for people age 65 and over.

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Jeffrey Knight
I think it's time that I start paying back this country back for some of the good things it's given me.
Mike, as Knight
Like Biography!
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Mike, as Jeffrey
Tonight on Biography, the life of Julius Caesar. Tomorrow night, funny man Charlie Callus
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Mike
And we have Cheryl Tiegs in the lead, Shelly Hack second, Willie Aames and Lance Kerwin and the DeFranco Family bringing up the rear.

Tiegs was a famous 1970's SI Swimsuit model. Hack(Charlie's Angels), Aames(8 Is Enough), and Kerwin(James at 15) were '70s TV stars. The DeFranco Family was a '70s all-sibling Canadian pop group known for the 1973 hit "Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat".

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Servo
Hey, think they'll run into Elton John's "Funeral For a Friend"?
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Mike, chanting
Koyaanisqatsi

Koyaanisqatsi is an artsy film without any sort of plot, showing dramatic images of nature and technology to a score by Philip Glass.

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Crow, reading title
Apparently e. e. cummings wrote it.

American poet with a propensity for writing in all lower case.

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Mike, as clone
Pablo Cruise concert tonight, pass it on.

Pablo Cruise was a late 1970's rock band, arguably most famous for the song "Love Will Find A Way".

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Servo
Filmed at the Sydney Opera House high school.

The Sydney Opera House is considered a modern marvel of architecture. Located on Bennelong Point in Sydney, Australia, and built & designed by Danish architect Jorn Utzon, it's known for its striking roof "shells".

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Crow, reading credits
Dick Sargent? Didn't he play Dick York on Bewitched?

Dick Sergeant was, of course, the actor who replaced Dick York in the role of Darrin on the television show "Bewitched."

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Mike
Here at Bruce Jenner University...
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Mike
You know, these are the days when Michael York could open a movie.
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Servo
Sid and Marty Krofft: Secret Training Camp.

Sid (1929- ) and Marty Krofft (1937- ) are two television producers best known for their colorful and bizarre children's shows, such as "H.R. Pufnstuf," "Land of the Lost," and "The Bugaloos."

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Crow
Regardless of race, black people are NOT allowed at this university.
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Mike
Hey, Joe Bob Briggs, track coach.
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Crow, as guard
And then he said, "Hey, sit on it Potsi."

A reference to the television show "Happy Days." Potsie was a supporting character, and "Sit on it" was a popular catchprhase of Henry Winkler's character Arthur "Fonz" Fonzarelli.

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Mike
Wow, they're raising a race of Becks.

Beck Hansen (1970- ), known by the stage name "Beck," is an American alternative rock musician.

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Crow
Le Tour de Van Nuys.
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Mike
When Starland Vocal Band goes on a bike tour.

Starland Vocal Band was a 70's musical group. Their sole hit was "Afternoon Delight"

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Crow
It's missionary position practice.

The missionary position is a man-on-top sexual intercourse position.

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Servo
parts: the village people horror
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Mike
Saturn, a different kind of car company.

Saturn Corporation's early marketing catch phrase was, "A different kind of car company".

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Servo
Hey, LSD tabs everyone!
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Mike
A Van Patton family reunion.
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Crow
Why's Gilligan there?
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Crow, as Dr. Jameson
Sam!

This may be a reference to the television show Quantum Leap. Dr. Sam Beckett, played by Scott Bakula, frequently converses with his assistant Al, who is in reality a projection from the future that only Dr. Beckett can see and here.

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Mike
Professor Darren and Dr. Super Mario Brother.

"Super Mario Bros." is a famous video game that was produced by Nintendo in 1985. The game's main hero, Mario, is traditionally depicted with a mustache and sideburns as well as suspenders and a red cap.

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Crow, imitating Peter Graves
Tonight, the brilliant career of Dick Sargent, on Biography.
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Crow
Hop on Pop: The Movie

"Hop on Pop" is a 1963 children's book by Dr. Seuss.

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Servo
Terrence McNally hold weird auditions.

Terrence McNally is a gay American playwright, best known for such plays as 'Frankie and Johnny in the Clair de Lune'(made into the Pacino film 'Frankie & Johnny') and 'Corpus Christi', a controversial take on Jesus and his disciples as homosexuals.

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Crow
He looks like the Monster from Rocky Horror.
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Mike, as George
I got into Hamburger U!

Hamburger University, or "Hamburger U", is fast-food giant McDonald's training facility in Oak Brook, Illinois. With six other campuses around the globe, HU trains students in all aspects of careers at McDonald's, from crew to executive.

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Crow
Happy Birthday Jack Lord!
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Servo
Here at "Up With People Farms"...

Up With People is a motivational/performing organization. Groups of young people from various nations sing, perform, and get involved in "culturally immersive" community service projects to promote goodwill and break stereotypes.

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Crow
Aaron Spelling's "Avalon".
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Crow, as clone
Have you heard from Billy Jack lately?
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Servo, as George
I love you, Talia Shire.

American actress best known for being director Francis Ford Coppola's sister and for playing Sylvester Stallone's wife in the Rocky movies.

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Crow, as Lena
Mm, you taste like Lick-A-Maid.

Lik-M-Aid(now called Fun Dip) is a candy consisting of small packets of flavored sugar and two marshmallow-flavored chalk-like sugar sticks(not included until the '70s) you dip into the sugar.

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Mike, as guard
Come on, grab all your too-tight Munsingwear shirts.

Munsingwear was a Minneapolis-based underwear/military garment store made famous by their tight-fitting undergarments and Original Penguin golf shirt worn by the likes of Bing Crosby. Now owned by Perry Ellis.

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Servo, as Lena
I'll miss your whitebread blandness.
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Crow, as Clonus guard
HQ, my hat looks like a muffin, over.
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Servo, as Jameson
It's Sunny D.
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Mike
Delicious hotdog water.
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Crow, as Dr. Mario
I think he's ready to play Quarters now, doctor.
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Servo, humming Super Mario Theme
Boop boop boop, boo-boo-boo-boop
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Crow, as Dr. Mario
Dr. Luigi will be assisting me here...

In Nintendo's "Mario" game series, Luigi is Mario's green-suited, taller, and more overlooked brother.

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Mike, as doctor
First, we apply Sea Breeze.

Sea Breeze is an astringent facial & scalp cleansing product used to treat acne, oily skin or hair, and as a short-term solution to dandruff.

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Crow, as doctor
I don't think he's a natural blonde, doctor.
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Servo, as Jameson
Sam!
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Mike
(hums music from Super Mario Bros)

The music is from level 1-2 of the original Super Mario Bros game. The doctor resembles the game's main character, Mario.

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Crow
Would you turn down your stupid Brian Eno CD doctor?

Brian Eno is a producer and musician best known for his ambient electronic music.

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Mike
Room service, at the Chelsea Hotel.

Located in Manhattan, the Chelsea Hotel was renowned for housing famous guests such as Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, and many associated with Andy Warhol's "Factory" studio on long-term bases.

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Servo, as doctor
Now, don't fill it with Smucker's like last time, doctor. That wasn't funny.
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Crow
The Starbucks Testing Laboratory.
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Servo
Ah, they're giving him the Keith Richards Special.
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Crow
Gentlemen, we can make him dumber! Blonder!

A reference to the TV series "The Six Million Dollar Man". After test pilot Steve Austin's ship crashed and he was found nearly dead, the doctors said, "We can make him better than he was before. Better... Stronger... Faster."

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Servo
Now they take him to Mail Boxes Etc.

A worldwide packing, shipping, postal, and various office/document services chain. All North American locations are now known as The UPS Store.

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Servo, singing
They're dying in America, today!

Parodies Neil Diamond's 1980 song "America." Actual lyrics: "They're coming to America / Today."

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Servo
Growing Up Brady, Chapter 1.
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Servo as doctor
Ah, go eat a mushroom, Mario!

Reference to Nintendo's games series Super Mario Bros, where mushrooms represent power-ups.

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Mike, as Jameson
Get me Endora.

Antagonist character played by Agnes Moorehead on 'Bewitched'. Endora was Samantha's(Elizabeth Montgomery) witch mother and Darrin's(Dick York/Dick Sargent) mother-in-law.

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Servo
Inside the Rand Corporation.

The RAND Corp.(Research ANd Development) is a nonprofit research institution that offers objective research into socioeconomic areas such as education, poverty, crime, and the environment, and national security.

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Servo, as clone
Look, I'm just Scott Baio.
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Clone
It's easy to get hurt.
Crow
...like when I got my butt caught in the toaster.
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Servo, singing
Rivers belong where they can ramble...

Lyrics from the song "Corner of the Sky", from the musical Pippin.

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Crow
He's like a sensitive Steve Guttenberg.

Steve Guttenberg (1958- ) is an American actor primarily known for his roles in comedy films such as "Police Academy" and "Three Men and a Baby."

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Mike
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna start a band called Air Supply.

Air Supply is a soft-rock duo that was popular in the late 1970s and the early 1980s.

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Servo, as Richard, singing
I'm all out of lunch...no, I'm all out of breath, uh, I'm all out of Africa, oh oh, I'm, I don't know...

Take-off on the lyrics of Air Supply's song 'I'm All Out of Love'.

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Mike
The beer can struggles upstream to spawn.
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Crow
His feet are making a Don Martin noise.

Don Martin was a famous cartoonist, best known for his work in 'MAD' magazine and use of made-up words to describe various sound effects in his panels, such as "THWAK!", "SHKLORTCH!", "BLORT!", and so on.

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Servo, as Richard
I find so many neat things here at Love Canal.

Love Canal is a neighborhood in Niagra Falls, NY. Development in the 1950's and later uncovered 21,000 tons of toxic waste buried there by former land owner Hooker Chemical Co., buried legally at the time(1950's-earlier).

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Mike
The little bushman didn't know what to make of the can.

A reference to "The Gods Must Be Crazy", in which a bushman finds a coke bottle and believes it to be a gift from the gods.

00:23:24

Second Host Segment

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Observer
Okay, okay, I'm in the chocolate lake... my own personal hell.
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Servo
Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Boone!
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Mike, as Jameson
Welcome to Bewitchedapalooza.
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Crow, as clone
Ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!

Imitating Arnold Horshack from the 70's sitcom "Welcom Back, Kotter"

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Servo, as Jameson
Now, a tribute to Dr. Bombay.

A recurring character that appeared in the TV show 'Bewitched'. Portrayed by actor Bernard Fox.

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Mike
Cast of Godspell.

'Godspell' is a 1970 musical(later a film in 1973) by Stephen Schwartz and John-Michael Tebelak, based on the Gospel of Matthew.

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Mike, as Jameson
Thank you, we'll now begin the Aunt Clara symposium.

Another character from 'Bewitched', being Samantha's aunt. Portrayed by actress Marion Lorne

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Dr. Jameson
Does anyone have any questions?
Servo, as someone in audience
Yeah, are you and Dick York friends?

Actor Dick Sargent (1930-1994), who plays the character Dr. Jameson in this movie, replaced Dick York (1928-1992) as the lead character Darrin Stephens on the TV sitcom "Bewitched" in 1969.

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Crow, as Richard
It's a Gambino, sir.

Refers to the Gambino crime family of New York, a mafia outfit known for dumping murder victim's remains into local rivers as well as having some of their own crew turn up dead in the drink.

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Mike, as Jameson
Do you want to watch Sonny & Cher tonight, young man?
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Crow
Dick Sargent's a Communist.
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Mike
Dick Sargent is the Bionic Woman.
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Mike and the 'Bots
Mr. York, over here Mr. York, can you sign this?
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Crow
Line-up to hear Firefall's latest hit.

American rock band formed in 1974 in Boulder, Colorado. Known for the hits "You Are the Woman" and "Just Remember I Love You".

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Mike
Oh, it seems to be Microsoft Spellcheck-by-phone.
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Crow
Charles Van Dorken.
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Mike, as man climbs a tree
A separate peace... of crap!

Jumping out of a tree is a central plot point of "A Separate Peace", by John Knowles.

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Crow
The Cloneyards of Ernest and Julio Gallo.
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Servo
I guess Bing Crosby was selling hats.
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Crow, as guard
Tom Jones here.
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Mike
This scene was lit by an Indiglo watch.
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Mike, as Lena
Like Dan Fogelberg said.

Dan Fogelberg was an American singer-songwriter, known for the songs "Longer" and "Leader of the Band". Died in December 2007 of prostate cancer at age 56.

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Servo, as Richard
I love it when you talk about your other boyfriend.
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Mike, as Richard, when a plume of smoke is shown near his crotch
Guess I gotta go a little easier next time.
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Servo
Only you can prevent groin fires...

Refers to the slogan of Smokey Bear, a long-running mascot of the United States Forest Service: "Only you can prevent forest fires."

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Servo
Hey, she really was on top of Old Smokey!
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Servo
She looks like Henry Silva in a wig.
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Mike
She fell asleep on a derma abrasion wheel.
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Mike, as Richard
Come on, let's put out our flaming crotches and we'll find your nose.
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Crow, as Richard
After all, I look like the guy on Three's Company.
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Servo, as Richard
Now let's help Jack and Chrissy move that couch.
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Servo, as guard
I'm just your Time-Life operator.
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Servo
This is one of the twelve Steve Prefontaine movies being released this year.
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Crow, as Richard
I'm coming Elizabeth, I'm coming. Elizabeth, I'm coming.
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Servo
The James Garner story.

Garner, a spokesman for the beef industry during the 1980's, underwent quintuple bypass surgery in 1988.

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Crow, as Richard
Beef...it's what's...for dinner...

Another reference to Garner and the beef Industry's catch phrase, "Beef . . . it's what's for dinner."

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Crow, as doctor
Richard, did you make a run for the border earlier today or...?
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Doctor
Well you're probably just excited about going to America.
Servo
Today!
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Servo, as Richard
Let's go pray at the shrine of Dolly the Sheep.

Dolly was the first mammal to be cloned from an adult somatic cell successfully.

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Richard
I'm going to try to get in.
Servo
If my SAT's are good enough.
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Crow, as a surveillance camera is shown
Woah, they're on Chuck Berry's ranch.

Chuck Berry was accused of using hidden cameras to tape women undressing and using the toilet on his property.

00:40:44

Third Host Segment

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Crow, as guard
Super Dave Osborne, here to turn down your bed.
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Mike
This movie was really a promotion film for UW-Stout.

University of Wisconsin-Stout, a polytechnic college located in Menomonie, Wisconsin.

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Servo, as guard
No one knew how to hit the shuttlecock, they're all getting F's.

Shuttlecock is another name for a badminton birdie.

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Crow, as guard
Now, now, now Harvey, Harvey.
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Servo, as Richard
I'm going to free Randle McMurphy!

A central character in Ken Kesey' novel 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'. Portrayed by Jack Nicholson in the film adaptation.

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Crow
He's a nurses aid that doesn't play by the rules.
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Mike
Think they cloned him from Timer, The Cheese Mascot?

A singing cheese cowboy mascot remembered well from Saturday morning ABC cartoon public service announcements and his line, "A hanker for a hunka cheese!".

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Servo
Let's face it, clones are rock stupid.
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Crow
Larry Dallas is The Saint.

'Larry Dallas' in Richard Klein' character from 'Three's Company'.

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Crow
You know, the truth is out there.
Servo
Oh, neat.
Mike
Yeah, sure it is.
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Servo
Koyaanisqatsi
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Mike
We aren't at war with Eurasia!

Reference to George Orwell's "1984".

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Mike
(hums score from Mission Impossible)

Score from the Mission Impossible TV series.

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Crow, as Richard
Yeah I saw the Dead there, saw the Dead there, yeah, saw the Dead there too.

A reference to 'Dead Heads' following the Grateful Dead tours.

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Mike
(hums theme from "The Alfred Hitchcock Hour")

Theme from "The Alfred Hitchcock Presents/Hour". His silhouette is Hitchcock's trade mark.

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Crow
Maybe the ear clip is to trace his migratory patterns?
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Mike, as Richard
Black Helicopter, Roswell, Area 51, Waco, formula for Coca-Cola...
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Mike, as Richard
Great, someone taped Models Inc. heh heh heh.
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Servo, as video narrator
Good morning, Mr. Lump.
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Mike, as lobotomized clone
I like mittens!
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Mike, as Richard
No one's guarding my father!

An Al Pacino line from 'The Godfather', when the guard detail is pulled off his father's hospital room as he recovers from an assassination attempt.

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Crow
He's a renegade mime!
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Crow
Chariots of Puss.
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Mike, as Richard
Trot... trot for my life...
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Servo
Just his luck, he's going to get killed by Merv Griffin.
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Crow
And he bumps right into Bruce Willis.
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Servo, as Mario-resembling doctor enters elevator
I think Yoshi parked up on 7th.
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Jameson
I had to.
Servo, as Jameson
Rode in with Endora.
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Crow
Ride the elevator ride at Six Flags Over Texas!
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Mike, as doctor
You going to Applebee's for Karen's birthday lunch?
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Crow
This is what happens when Otis Elevators sponsors a movie.
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Servo
Bill Musselman, private eye.

An intense basketball coach(HS, college, CBA, NBA) known for the quote, "Defeat is worse than death, because you have to live with defeat."

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Mike
You know, I hope he never becomes the Naked Prey.
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all
(hums music from Super Mario Bros)

The music is from level 1-2 of the original Super Mario Bros game. The doctor resembles the game's main character, Mario.

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Mike
A member of Mummenschanz is on the lamb!
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Mike, Woody Allen impersonation
He's running through fields of wheat.
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Crow
Lou Rawls is The Equalizer

Lou Rawls was a soul/R&B singer who had a string of hit singles in the Seventies. The Equalizer was an Eighties crime show starring British actor Edward Woodward.

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Crow
He jumped right into the Soylent Green factory.
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Servo, as doctor
Would you stop playing Pong back there?
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Jameson
Mr. Walker?
Mike, as Jameson
Mr. Texas Ranger?
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Crow
Oh, I bet they're doing a truck commercial up there.
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Mike
Look how many times the Coyote fell off that.
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Crow, as Richard, weakly
I am Kirok!

Kirok is a name and personality taken by Captain Kirk after losing his memory on a planet inhabited by Native Americans. Kirk shouting "I am Kirok" is one of the most (in)famous lines from the episode and show.

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Servo
Wow, this is one tough hole.
00:55:42 (add an annotation)
Mike
He walked right into Golem Heights.
00:56:11 (add an annotation)
Crow
Oh, the Ravenite Social Club.
00:56:15 (add an annotation)
Mike
It's the all-white version of "Salaam Bombay!".
00:56:20 (add an annotation)
Crow
This isn't exactly the Naked City, it's the Clothing-optional City.
00:56:30 (add an annotation)
Mike
Watch, he'll run into Chauncey Gardener coming the other way.
00:56:32 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Richard
Hi Sanford, hi Son.
00:56:42 (add an annotation)
Crow
James Galway owns that porn theater!

Sir James Galway is an Irish virtuoso flutist, known as "The Man With the Golden Flute".

00:56:54 (add an annotation)
Servo
Hey, Lionel.
00:56:57 (add an annotation)
Mike
Is that Harley Davidson or the Marlboro Man?
Crow
It's Peter Fonda.
Servo
Gary Busey.
Mike
Malcolm Forbes.
00:57:08 (add an annotation)
Crow, as motorcycler
This is Then Came Bronson, over.
00:57:58 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Richard
Gotta get to the Sculpture Garden.
00:58:04 (add an annotation)
Mike
Pacific Blue Afternoons.
00:58:40 (add an annotation)
Servo
Talks like Ruth Gordon.
00:58:41 (add an annotation)
Mike, as old man
Trust me, I'm Keenan Ivory Wynn.

An amalgam of actor Keenan Wynn and African-American comedian Keenan Ivory Wayans.

00:59:08 (add an annotation)
Crow, as old man
As soon as Tanta Kringle gets in here we'll get started.
00:59:43 (add an annotation)
Crow, as old woman
That means he's a Friend of Dorothy.
00:59:55 (add an annotation)
Servo, as old man
50 free hours of AOL?!
01:00:44 (add an annotation)
Servo
All the double-wides in LA, he holes up with the Lockhorns.
01:01:11 (add an annotation)
Mike
Keenan Wynn is Jack Perkins as Mr. Food.
01:01:24 (add an annotation)
Richard
Won't you take me to find my other part?
Mike, singing
Won't you take me to / find my other paaaaart?
01:02:05 (add an annotation)
Crow
Richard Harris as Robert Bly.
01:02:27 (add an annotation)
Crow
Mark Spitz and Michael Cain at home.
01:02:50 (add an annotation)
Servo
A bad version of Prick Up Your Ears.
01:03:07 (add an annotation)
Mike, as old man
Napoleon imitator.
01:03:50 (add an annotation)
Mike, as son
Another Scott Baio.
01:04:44 (add an annotation)
Mike, as film narrator
At Oral Roberts University.
01:05:32 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Richard
Put me in my Johnny Jump Up.
01:05:51 (add an annotation)
Servo, as clone
Do you cry a lot, clonedaddy?
01:07:22 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Rick
Well, there's the Ropers and Jack Tripper downstairs.
01:07:29 (add an annotation)
Crow
Grandma's back and she had Ensure.
01:08:13 (add an annotation)
Richard Senior
Yeah, and it's scary.
Crow, as Richard Sr.
Adam Sandler's in it.
01:08:31 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Peter Graves, as man passes by
Oh, hey--and remember to watch "Biography". Paul Lynde tonight.

See above note about Peter Graves and "Biography". Paul Lynde (1926-1982) was a comedian and character actor known for his appearances on the TV sitcom "Bewitched" and the game show "Hollywood Squares".

01:08:34 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Jeff
Climb aboard the Monkey Business, Donna Rice is waiting below deck.

The boat and woman made infamous by the 1987 sex scandal of 1988 Presidential candidate Gary Hart, the exposure if which sunk his bid for the White House.

01:10:47

Fourth Host Segment

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Mike
There having a serious talk. You know, "that" talk.
Crow
Ah, Kirk versus Picard huh? Yeah, that's a tough one.

Fans of the "Star Trek" franchise have long debated over which character was a better ship captain: James T. Kirk (from the original series) or Jean-Luc Picard (from "Star Trek: The Next Generation").

01:11:18 (add an annotation)
Observer
I believe it was a mediocre sitcom of the 1980s starring Charlotte Rae.

Refers to the TV sitcom 'The Facts of Life'.

01:14:44 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Richard
I want my Teddy Grahams.

Teddy Grahams are a brand of teddy bear-shaped graham crackers produced by Nabisco. They come in flavors such as honey, cinnamon, and chocolate.

01:15:07 (add an annotation)
Servo
Meatloaf sweats less than this guy.

Meat Loaf (1947- ) is an American rock singer who is known for sweating profusely during his live performances.

01:15:23 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Richard
Can I watch Lion King again?

"The Lion King" is a Disney animated film released in 1994.

01:15:30 (add an annotation)
Servo, making water bong noises
Slurp, burble, gurgle.
01:15:34 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Rick
I'm calling Michael Flatley.

Irish-American step dancer made famous by 'Riverdance" & 'Lord of the Dance' theater dance musicals.

01:16:00 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Richard
So you're not taking me to the Harlem Globetrotters?
01:16:11 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Rick
And I'm the Posture Prince.
01:16:44 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Richard
Did I eat all the Kaboom! or is there some left?

A breakfast cereal still made by General Mills today. Pretty much identical to Lucky Charms but with a circus theme.

01:17:20 (add an annotation)
Mike
Hey, a Testosterosa.
01:17:52 (add an annotation)
Servo
Clonus: The Boys in the Band Horror.

The Boys in the Band is a 1970 play (and film) centered around the lives of several homosexual males.

01:18:37 (add an annotation)
Mike
Starsky and Clone.
01:18:40 (add an annotation)
Servo
How do I know they're going to listen to BTO?

Bachman-Turner Overdrive(BTO). Canadian rock group that enjoyed big success in the 1970's with the hits/classic rock staples "Let It Ride", "Takin' Care of Business", and "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet".

01:18:46 (add an annotation)
Crow
And Abraham drove Isaac to the top of the mountain.
01:18:50 (add an annotation)
Mike, singing
One more clone up in the canyon.
01:21:05 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Richard Senior
I prefer Jack Perkins, there, I said it.

Perkins took over as host of 'Biography' for Peter Graves in 1994.

01:21:27 (add an annotation)
Servo
He's going to be a bigger problem than Billy Carter.
01:22:13 (add an annotation)
Servo
Soundtrack by Yngwie Malmsteen.

80s heavy-metal guitarist famous for his blistering guitar technique.

01:22:26 (add an annotation)
Mike
Ah, kill and release.
01:22:48 (add an annotation)
Mike
Dale Evans wants her shirt back.

Screen galpal and real-life wife of movie cowboy Roy Rogers.

01:25:00 (add an annotation)
Jameson
Did you like America?
Mike, as Richard
Well I like Horse with No Name, but after that...

Mike is referring to the 60s rock band America. "A Horse with No Name" was their first and most successful hit single.

01:25:37 (add an annotation)
Crow
Ted Turner.
01:25:48 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Walker
Gus Hall.

Hall was a labor organizer and laid the groundwork for what would become the United Steelworkers of America union. He was also a Marxist & communist, and leader of the Communist Party USA.

01:26:46 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Jeff
Uh, yes, definitely. Brit Hume, front row.

Longtime ABC Television newsman and current senior political analyst of Fox News Channel.

01:29:40

Final Host Segment

01:31:52

Stinger