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812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

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A disfigured carnival fortune-teller hypnotizes a hapless teen, turning him into a murderous zombie.

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00:00:00

Beginning of the episode

00:01:34

Opening Host Segment

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Servo: No, actually, Helping Children Through Research And Development is the acronym, Mike. It stands for: Hi, Everyone, Let's Pitch In 'N' Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then, Hateful, Rich, Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Every Time Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors d'oeuvre, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually, Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Neuesberger Tod.

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Movie Segment 1

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Servo, over visual of gloomy theme park: Passaic, New Jersey: where America's day begins!

"Where America's Day Begins" is the official motto of the US island territory of Guam.

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Mike: It's flapper recruiting.

Flapper: 1920s slang for a "new breed" of young woman unafraid to flout the societal expectations of the time by wearing cosmetics and short skirts, openly drinking and smoking in public, etc.

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Crow: Garth Hudson's playing behind the curtain.

music
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Keyboard Palyer The Band

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Crow: Ahh, Red Buttons.

Red Buttons (real name Aaron Chwatt, 1919-): American actor and comedian who hosted "The Red Buttons Show", a popular TV variety show in the 1950s.

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Mike: Ooh, and Joan Collins is checked into the boards.

lookalike
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British actress and novelist.

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Crow, as Old Drunk Guy spitting out a mouthful of booze: Hey! This is only 80 proof!

booze
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Mike: Ortega, taco shells are made from *people*!

"Soylent Green" (1973) reference.

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Mike, as Ortega wrestles with Old Drunk Guy on the floor: Forced shiatsu.

Shiatsu is a massage technique, originating in Japan.

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Crow: Elizabeth Taylor's Poison.

Elizabeth Taylor (1932-) is an English-born actress who launched her own line of perfume, titled Elizabeth Taylor's Passion, in the late 1980s.

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Mike: It's Flavorite vitriol.

Flavorite is a private-label generic brand sold in Supervalu grocery stores.

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Crow, as a gypsy pours acid on a man: The lesson: have sex with a fortune-telling gypsy if she demands it!

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Servo, as the title of the movie is shown: The title actually has appendices.

credits
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Mike: The Shroud of David Schwimmer.

The Shroud of Turin: a linen sheet believed to have covered the body of Christ, and as a result has an image of Jesus's face emblazoned onto it.
David Schwimmer: actor, best known for the role of Ross in the sitcom "Friends".

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Servo, as "Atlas King" appears on the credits: Need a new atlas? Come to Atlas King, where maps rule. New locations.

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Mike, as "hooker son" appears in the credits: Hey... Hooker's a good son!
Servo: Don't...

"Hooker's a good cop!" was a line from the 1980s TV cop show "T.J. Hooker", starring William Shatner.

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Crow: The organ has emphysema.

Emphysema: a chronic lung disease that makes breathing very difficult.

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Servo: This face is the result of slash-and-burn shaving.

Slash and burn agriculture involves cutting down vegetation on a plot of (forested) land and then burning it, fertilizing the soil so that it can be used to plant crops. It's short-lived and can only be done every couple of decades.

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Servo: He's turning into a brisket.

food
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A cut of meat commonly used in barbecues.

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Crow: It's a portrait of Bob Dole's inner child.

Bob Dole was a famous politican during the 1970's up until 1996.

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Servo: If it says Libbys, Libbys, Libbys in the credits, credits, credits you won't like it, like it, like it...

credits
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Crow: He's turning into a seed sculpture from a state fair.

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Mike: The music's gonna break into Chest Fever any minute.

music
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Song on the album Big Pink by "The Band".

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Crow: Tom Petty in the morning.

Tom Petty is a rock singer from the mid-1970s to present.

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Mike, over credit "produced & directed by RAY DENNIS STECKLER": Ah, Ray Dennis Steckler. That explains a lot.
Servo: Yeah, and the fine tradition of Arch Hall, Jr.

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Servo, over visual of laughing animatronic clown: Ross Perot's Commedia dell'Arte.

Ross Perot is an American billionaire who ran for president twice in the 1990s.
Commedia dell'arte is a form of improvisational theatre started in 15th century Italy.

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Servo: Cinematography by Zapruder.

The best known film of John F. Kennedy's assassination in 1963 is the "Zapruder film" - amateur 8mm home movie footage taken by onlooker Abraham Zapruder.

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Crow: Mm, no-one's ever attempted an interpretive dance of Mein Kampf before.

"Mein Kampf": The title of Adolf Hitler's autobiography. (It literally translates to "My Struggle".)

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Servo: I think Corky St. Clair choreographed this.

Corky St. Clair is the name of a theater director in the film "Waiting for Guffman".

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Crow: I think the Teamsters in the audience are getting a little restless.

union
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International Brotherhood of Teamsters is an American labor union, made famous by its associations with Jimmy Hoffa.

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Servo: Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dull.

dance
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A reference to the title of long-running Irish musical and dance production "Lord of the Dance", starring Michael Flatley.

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Crow: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Stomp!

Stomp is a dance troupe that utilizes their bodies and everyday items to make music.

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Crow: Wow. That's testing the tensile strength of the duct tape.

industrial
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Refers to the masculine appearance of the female dancer. Some drag queens use duct tape to conceal the naughty bits when in costume.

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Mike: Andrei Gromyko looks on.

lookalikes
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Andrei Gromyko (1909–1989) was foreign minister and chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union, and resembles this guy.

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Mike: And now - funnyman Hermann Goering.

Nazis
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Hermann Goering (1893–1946) was an early member of the Nazi party, founder of the Gestapo, and one of the main perpetrators of Nazi Germany.

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Servo: Renee Richards *is* Wendy Carlos in Glen or Glenda.

Famous post-operative trans-sexuals: Renee Richards was born Ricnard Raskind, Weddy Carlos was born Walter Carlos.
"Glen or Glenda" was Ed Wood's first film, about cross-dressing.

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Servo, as cat: Whaat? I just puked up my Fancy Feast, is all.

brand name
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Fancy Feast is a brand of cat food made by Nestlé.

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Crow: Bill W., theatrical manager.

Bill W. (full name William Griffith Wilson) co-founded the self-help group Alcoholics Anonymous in the early '40s. "Friends of Bill W." is a euphemistic nickname for AA.

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Servo: Backstage with Nana Mouskouri.

lookalikes
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Nana Mouskouri is a Greek-born singer who also succeeded Audrey Hepburn as the UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador.

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Crow, of Jerry: Wait a minute - that's the director, Ray Dennis Steckler.
Mike: It is!

It really is. Other MST movies that feature their directors include The Screaming Skull (Alex Nicol as Mickey), Boggy Creek 2 (Charles Pierce as Professor Lockart), Werewolf (Tony Zarindast as Security Guard), Final Justice (Greydon Clark as Sheriff Bob).

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Mike: "Goofus and Gallant: The Movie."

comics
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Goofus & Gallant: a comic strip intended to teach kids social skills, about how two young boys react in various situations. Goofus invariably acts in a selfish or irresponsible way, while Gallant acts with kindness and generosity.

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Servo: Xanadu, stately home of Charles Whitman.

The line in Citizen Kane is "Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Kane." Charles Whitman was the ex-marine who went on a massacre in August 1966, shooting with a sniper rifle from the clock tower in the University of Texas.

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Crow: The storage lockers of Dr. Caligari.

A reference to classic German silent horror film, "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" (1920).

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Servo, just before commercial: We'll return to "In Cold Blood goes to California"!

movies
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In Cold Blood (1967) - A film about two men who murder an entire family to avoid identification after a botched robbery. The film takes place in the Midwest.

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Mike: If you lived here, you'd be depressed by now.

slogans
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"If you lived here, you'd be home by now!" is a popular phrase to put on billboards outside available residential estate, visible to passing traffic.

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Angela, on the phone: No.
Crow, as Angela: There weren't any spiders in it.

Might be a reference to an urban legend from the 1950s, about a young woman dying as a result of a nest of poisonous spiders lodging without her knowing in her voluminous bouffant hairdo.

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Angela: No, I'm sorry Phil, I can't.
Servo, as Angela: I just got my new fiberglass hair.

hair
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Mike: Oh look, they have a photo of Mother Mabel Carter.

music
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"Mother" Maybelle Carter was a member of The Carter Family, perhaps the most influential country musicians of the early to mid 1900s.

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Servo: She's a Q-tip.

brand name
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Q-tips are a brand of cotton swab (a small ball of cotton wrapped around the end of a small rod, often used to clean the wax out of ears - though they shouldn't be, as it just makes things worse. But anyway.)

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Crow, on seeing Madison: Ed Grimley!

Ed Grimley: a comedy nerd character invented by Martin Short, who appeared on SCTV, Saturday Night Live, and his own animated series in the 1980s.

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Jerry: How's college?
Madison: Fine, you should try it sometime.
Jerry: No thanks, the world is my college.
Crow: He's taking it pass/fail.

college
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Mike, as Madison, in Ed Grimley voice: I'm standing next to Ethel Kennedy, I must say.

Mike is doing an Ed Grimley impersonation. ("I must say" is a catchphrase of the character.) Ethel Kennedy (1928-) is a member of the Kennedy political family by her marriage to Robert F. Kennedy.

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Crow: Outtakes from the Manson Family Christmas.

A cult led by Charles Manson that went on a killing spree in 1969.

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Mike, as boozy dancer: I drink, but I don't inhale.

Some smokers puff cigarettes but do not inhale the smoke, believing (incorrectly) that they are at little or no risk if they do this.

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Servo: George C. Scott as George M. Cohan.

George C. Scott: stage and film actor, director and producer, most famous in the films "Patton" and "Dr. Strangelove"
George M. Cohan: famous multi-talented theatre entertainer who was called "the man who owned Broadway".

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Servo, as Marge: Please, the Führer is out there tonight!

German word for "leader", mostly used in reference to Adolf Hitler.

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Mike, as stage director: Next up, Sam Harris

Sam Harris is a pop music singer and theatre performer.

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Crow: The wrestling team of Lunt and Fontanne.

Alfred Lunt and Lynn Fontanne were a husband and wife acting duo.

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Servo, as Marge: Oh, work your magic, Boone's Farm

Boone's Farm is a flavored wine produced in Modesto, California.

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Crow, over shot of "Astrology" magazine: Magazine about the Jetsons' dog.
Mike: (groans)

cartoons
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The name of the Jetsons' dog was Astro.

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Servo, over shot of neon "Cyclon Racer" rollercoaster sign: Go, Cyclon Racer, go-o!

cartoons
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A reference to "Speed Racer", a Japanese animated series credited as the first truly successful anime franchise in the United States.

00:23:43

Interval Host Segment 1

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Movie Segment 2

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Mike: Polly Go Lightly goes to the state fair.

Holly Go-Lightly is Audrey Hepburn's character in Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961). The hat and coat combination that the dancer is wearing looks like something Holly Go-Lightly wore.

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Servo, on seeing "MIKE" scrawled on a wall: The Crips, the Bloods, and... Mike.

gangs
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The Crips and the Bloods are two gangs in Los Angeles, California with an intense territorial rivalry.

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Servo, as crystal ball: Answer unclear, come back later.

One of the responses from the Magic 8-ball novelty toy.

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Crow, as Marge: Hello, Polonius, are you there? Hello?

Polonius is a character in Shakespeare's "Hamlet" who spies on Hamlet by hiding behind some curtains.

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Servo: She's subletting Dr. Carlo Lombarti's place.

Dr. Carlo Lombarti was a hypnotist in a previous MST3K experiment, "She-creature", episode 808.

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Crow, as Madame Estrella: Hey, hey, hey, we got a "dine-and-dash"!

Dine-and-dash is restaurant-speak for a diner who eats a meal but leaves without paying.

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Mike, as a zombie reaches his knuckled hand at the drunken dancer: Phil Niekro!

Phil Niekro was a Major League Baseball pitcher from 1964-1987. He spent most of his career with the Milwaukee/Atlanta Braves and was known for using a great knuckleball as his primary pitch.

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Crow, as Madame Estrella: I'm going to swipe all her Clinique.

A famous cosmetics brand known for their skin care products.

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Mike: He looks like Nosferatu.

lookalikes
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Mike is referring to Count Orlok, the main vampire in the movie "Nosferatu". Nosferatu is not a name but a synonym of the word vampire. This is a common mistake similar to the Frankenstein/Monster mix-up.

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Mike, as Madame Estrella: You'll have a big house and *spit* there's the swimming pool. Hahaha.

Popular kids' joke where one person will pretend to read the palm of another, tell them about their future house and proceed to spit in their palm and claim it represents the swimming pool.

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Crow, as Madame Estrella: Ah, I'm getting a C: prompt, hold on.

computers
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A C: prompt (C:/) is a command prompt used in the DOS operating system. The C: prompt was the default hard drive directory and was where all commands were processed.

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Servo, as crystal ball: You've got mail.

Popular catch-phrase started by AOL to indicate when a subscriber had new e-mail.

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Servo: Well she better get ready, Nancy Reagan has an appointment.

Nancy Reagan, wife of former President Ronald Reagan, consulted an astrologer frequently to schedule her husband's daily business.

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Mike, as barker: *See* the dumpy woman with the Dr. Seuss hat on!

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Crow: Shots ring out, but the people of Bosnia bravely go on with their peep shows.

Bosnia
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Bosnia, now Bosnia-Herzegovina, participated in the Bosnian War (1992-1995).

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Crow: Carmelita, singing the songs of Leonard Cohen!

Canadian singer-songwriter who focused primarily on European folk music and cabaret.

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Servo: Australopithecus.

evolution
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Australopithecus is an extinct genus of the hominid family, from which humans evolved. Jerry looks like an Australopithecus with his jutting jaw and prominent brow.

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Servo: A cavalcade of heads from the early '60s.

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Mike: This whole movie has an oily T-zone.

The T-zone comprises of the chin, sides of the nose, and forehead, and is the oiliest part of the human body.

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Crow, as Madame Estrella: Let's go, Masterpiece Theatre is on.

A British/American drama series that is famous for its adaptations of famous novels and biographies.

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Mike, as barker: Phoebe Cates, on sale today!

lookalikes
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Phoebe Cates (1963-): American actress who starred in roles such as Linda in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" (1982), and Kate in the "Gremlins" movies.

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Mike: Sabrina, the Octogenarian Witch.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Originally a 1969 comic book series, Sabrina was converted to a sitcom starring Melissa Joan Hart in the 1990s.
Octogenarian: Between 80 and 90 years of age.

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Servo: And a young Gloria Steinem stalks off.

feminist
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Gloria Steinem (1934-): An American feminist and journalist, and a spokeswoman for women's rights.

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Crow, as Harold: I still curse Yalta.

The Yalta Conference was the last conference before the end of WWII, and created the United Nations. The Yalta Conference is believed to have betrayed the Eastern European countries and allowed them to be dominated by the Soviet Union.

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Crow: A field trip for Scout Troop 34.

The Boy Scouts of America is largest youth organization in the USA and is known for its conservative morals and values.

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Servo: Squiggy, Jackie O... Morrissey.

lookalikes
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Squiggy (David Lander)
Jackie O (Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis)
Morrissey (Steven Patrick Morrissey)

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Crow: Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum

First line from the Christmas carol "Little Drummer Boy" (aka "Carol of the Drum").

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Mike, as female dancer: Hi!

Mike is imitating the voice of Fran Drescher, actress with a very notable nasal voice and Queens accent.

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Crow: All is calm, all is bright.

Second line from the Christmas song "Silent Night".

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Servo: The Feliz Navidad Dancers.

Christmas
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"Feliz Navidad" is the Spanish phrase for "Merry Christmas".

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Crow: The girls' costumes were designed by longtime NFL referee, Jerry Markbreit.

Crow mispronounces Markbreit's name as "Arkbreit".

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Mike: Hair-trigger precision. They're like the Blue Angels of dancing.
Servo: One wrong move and they all crash.

The Blue Angles is the US Navy's Flight Demonstration Squad consisting of 6 F/A-18 Hornet jet planes. 26 of the 262 pilots have died, giving a 10% fatality rate.

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Crow: There's something Laverne and Shirley-esque about this.

A situational comedy TV show spin-off of Happy Days. It consisted of an all-female lead cast and ran from 1976 to 1983.

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Servo: Riverdance, the Strip Show!

Riverdance is another Michael Flatley-choreographed Irish step dancing production, prior to Lord of the Dance.

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Mike: Halftime at the Orange Bowl: never fails to disappoint.

Annual college football game played at the Miami Orange Bowl in Miami, FL. The stadium also hosts the national championship game every four years along with the Rose, Sugar, and Fiesta Bowls.

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Servo: It did go over well with San Quentin actually.

San Quentin State Prison is an all-male prison located in Marin County, California.

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Crow: You know, oddly enough, Andrea Dworkin choreographed this.

Radical feminist and writer who gained fame as a spokeswoman for the anti-pornography movement.

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Crow: That Bebe Neuwirth, she's so multi-talented.

American theatre, television, and film actress.

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Mike: So how is this a tribute to Madeleine Albright?

First woman to become Secretary of State in the United States.

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Crow: Without this there could've been no Prince.

Prince Rogers Nelson, aka Prince and The Artist Formally Known as Prince, is a prolific American musician with songs spanning many genres. He is noted for his flamboyant outfits and androgynous appearance.

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Crow, as man: 23 skidoo.

Early 1900s slang meaning "to leave quickly" or "leave while the leaving's good".

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Mike, as man: Fatburger, as usual.

fast food
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As fast-food restaurant chain in the US and Canada, primarily located in the West and northern Midwest states.

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Crow: This is one of the most popular acts at the Apollo.

The Apollo Theater located in Harlem, New York is one of the most famous clubs for popular music.

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Mike: She's singing into a Lady Remington.

An electric shaver designed for women.

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Servo: One of the mommies in "The Rose".

movies
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1979 film starring Bette Midler as a rock-n-roll diva who suffers from burn-out and depression.

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Servo: Ah, this is the show where the Hell's Angels beat up a lot of people.

Reference to the Altamont concert in 1969, headlined by the Rolling Stones. The Hell's Angels were hired as security for the concert, and they beat people with pool cues. Four people died at the concert, including a black youth who was beaten to death.

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Mike: It's a Mobius strip of music, it leads nowhere and comes from nowhere.

Möbius strip: a continuous single-sided surface formed by rotating one end of a strip through 180° and joining it to the other end.

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Servo: Song stylings of Helen Crump.

Character on the Andy Griffith Show who went against the stereotypes of women portrayed at that time.

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Servo: The only reason she got this gig is she's shacking up with Lawrence Welk.

A musician, accordionist, bandleader, and television impresario, hosting "The Lawrence Welk Show" from 1951 to 1982.

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Crow: Man, she could use a couple of Supremes or a Pip or something.

music
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The Supremes: all-female African-American Motown singing group.
Gladys Knight & the Pips: R&B/Soul music act, the Pips were male backup singers.

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Singer: It hurts...
Servo, singing: to staple your eyeballs!

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Crow, as singer: I dedicate this song to Sylvia Plath.

American poet, novelist, and short-story writer. She suffered from severe depression until she committed suicide at the age of 31.

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Interval Host Segment 2

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Movie Segment 3

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Mike: Paging Mr. Herman, paging Mr. Pee-wee Herman.

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Crow: Joel Grey, ladies and gentleman.

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Servo: Isn't that the guy Danny Bonaduce beat up?

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Crow: You know, Noam Chomsky should start picking better warm-up acts.

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Crow: Poor Emmett Kelly, he didn't age well did he?

Emmett Kelly (1898-1979) was a famous circus clown who created the famous clown character "Weary Willie."

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Servo, as Ortega: Selling Girl Scout cookies. Interested?

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Crow: He looks like one of those Easter Island statues.

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Crow: Recorded on Edison's cylinder.

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Mike: Oh, Carmelita shares a place with Jaco Pastorius.

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Jerry: Carmelita?
Servo, as Jerry: Jump a little lighter?

music
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Crow: He has a cab-forward face.

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Servo, singing the James Bond theme: Ba dum, ba-dum, da da dum, ba da-da dum.

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Mike: Drizzle drazzle druzzle drome.

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Servo: Is she talking into a kazoo?

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Crow: A dimension not of sight or sound but of crap.

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Crow: I think Liz Taylor's surgery has made her evil!

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Mike: Éva Gabor reads Allen Ginsberg.

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Crow: Wigs by Abbie Hoffman of Hollywood.

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Servo: I think what she's trying to say is "Sleep!"

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Mike: Pay no attention to the woman behind the mole!

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Servo, as Madame Estrella: You will be Nicholas Cage!

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Crow: Soundtrack by the Edgar Winter group.

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Servo: Bob Dylan makes an unscheduled appearance.

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Comedian: I don't have to do this for a living, you know.
Crow, as comedian: I'm the emir of Kuwait!

politics
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Crow, as folk singer starts his song: ...and Jaye P. Morgan gives him the gong.

Jaye P. Morgan was a regular panelist on "The Gong Show."

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Mike: The next Livingston Taylor.

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Servo: He later founded Rage Against The Machine.

bands
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Crow, singing, as folk singer: Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine...

songs
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Lyric from "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead.

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Servo, singing, as folk singer: Emancipate yourself from mental slavery...

songs
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Lyric from "Redemption Song" by Bob Marley

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Mike: Benazir Bhutto sits in on triangle.
Servo: Dinggg!

Benazir Bhutto (1953-2007) was the first woman to become Prime Minister of a Muslim state (Pakistan). The woman sitting near the stage vaguely resembles Bhutto with her traditional head covering.

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Servo, singing, as folk singer: London calling, yes, I was there too...

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Lyric from "London Calling" by The Clash.

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Crow, singing, as folk singer: I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree...

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Lyric from "Space Cowboy" by the Steve Miller Band

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Crow, singing, as folk singer: My anaconda don't want none 'less you got buns, hun...

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Lyric from "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot.

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Servo: When he was on Sullivan, they only shot him from his ankles down.

When Elvis Presley appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1957, due to controversy over Presley's provocative hip and pelvis movements, Sullivan ordered the show's cameras only show him from the waist up.

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Comedian: And now we take pride in presenting our main attraction, the very talented Miss-
Crow: Jane Pittman.

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Mike: Tab Hunter and Yvonne De Carlo.

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Crow, as dancers: Sig heil, sig heil, sig heil.

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Mike, as dancer: You weigh about the same as Albert Speer.

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Servo: The death of Heidi Fleiss.

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Mike: Nipples too small, too dark and upsetting!

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Mike, pointing: Fred Flinstone's dinosaur.

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Mike: Pee-wee's Playhouse goes bad.

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Woman, laughing
Mike: Wipeout!

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Mike: Now see, this is what happens when you admit too many women to The Citadel.

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Mike: Sandi Patty's Greatest Inspirational Hits

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Crow: Wow, they're re-creating Woody Allen's parking dream.

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Crow: JoAnne Akalaitis directs the Odd Couple.

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Mike: Starring Juliet Prowse.

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Crow, as Jerry: Where's Elizabeth Shue?

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Mike, in Penguin voice: Rer, er, er, er, rer.

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Servo: Ted Danson!

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Mike, as dad: Madison!

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Crow, as mom: Kids, can someone come over here and help me purge?

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Mike: This was digitally recorded, then erased, then re-recorded on a Dictaphone.

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Crow: But Rice-A-Roni shipments continued through the crisis.

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Servo: This is Herbie the Misfit Elf.

Servo mistakenly calls the elf Herbie, instead of the correct Hermey. Mike makes the same mistake in Space Mutiny, Episode #820.

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Mike, as guy: Allllrighty then!

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Mike: I'm a zombie, this is my story.

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Crow: Mr. Herman.

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Servo: I think this is a Can-can't.

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Crow: Well then try Gillette.

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Mike: Julie Eisenhower like you've never seen her.

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Servo: Gower Champion is in the corner trembling.

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Mike: Brought to you by Schick.

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Crow, as woman: Can I get a Yoo-hoo?

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Mike: Gillette, the best a man can get!

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Servo: Hey, Miles Davis, turn around!

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Crow: Her scatting puts Ella Fitzgerald's to shame.

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Mike: I think of a different kind of scat when I hear her sing.

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Crow: Ladies and gentlemen, the Glenn Close experience!

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Servo, singing: Centrum Silver is what you need, *scats*

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Mike: More scorbutic strippers!

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Servo: Is she singing the Thomas the Tank Engine theme?

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Servo, as Jerry: Why'd you cancel Battlestar Galactica?

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Interval Host Segment 3

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Movie Segment 4

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Servo, as Madame Estrella: Got milk?

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Mike, as woman: We could go to Donnie Brasco.

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Mike, as woman: Madison, don't forget your puffer.

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Crow: Oh, It's Ernest Borgnine.

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Mike: Aunt Jemima, because we have so many reasons to celebrate.

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Crow: Catwoman at home.

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Servo: It's an elaborate preparation for Car Talk.

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Servo: A middle-aged Pee-wee.

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Man: Stella
Servo, as man: I brought Cheddar Combos.

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Servo: Zombie walking!

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Servo: Neil Young is attacking!

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Servo: Hey, it's Clint Howard.

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Servo: Hey, Big Head Todd! And the Monster!

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Crow, as performer: Hi everybody, I'm Dennis James.

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Servo, singing: I'm gonna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife...

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Mike: It's the Kid 'n Play dancers.

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Crow: Oh, they turned Leech Woman into a musical.

A reference to Episode #802: The Leech Woman.

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Mike: A command performance for Jesse Helms.

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Crow: Lawrence Welk reaches out to the black audience.

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Servo, singing: Buried with my donkey, he's my favorite honky!

Lyrics to Steve Martin's "King Tut: A Tribute to King Tut", a skit that aired on Saturday Night Live in 1978.

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Mike: The Indigo Girls try to find the stage.

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Mike: Is this Confuse-A-Cat?

"Confuse-A-Cat" is a Monty Python sketch about the benefits of having your cat therapeutically confused by watching a nonsensical performance.

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Mike: Beach Boys waiting outside.

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Crow, as Cop: You know, I'm sick of this Bob. This is the third zombie I've pulled off of you this week.

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Crow: Jackie Mason!

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Mike, as zombie: I have Corn Blight, please.

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Crow, as Running Cop: I wish I were liquid metal, man...

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A reference to "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" (1991).

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Servo: Jerry Lewis is Steve Prefontaine.

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Servo, over people running in a line: (Hums "Yakety Sax")

Servo is humming "Yakety Sax" in reference to classic British comedy series "The Benny Hill Show", which featured (sped-up) footage of people being chased around to the same tune.

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Crow: Madison, the boy who should be in a plastic bubble.

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Crow: Any chance a pelican will drop a turtle on his head...?

According to traditional legend, the Greek tragedy playwright Aeschylus died in 456 BC when an eagle dropped a turtle on his head from a great height.

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