the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 812

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Mike> Ortega taco shells are made from PEOPLE!

<Crow> Elizabeth Taylor's 'Poison'

<Ortega smoking> MMpppppppHHHHHpppphh <Servo> Boy, he's a loud smoker!

<Servo, over visual of gloomy theme park> Passaic, New Jersey: Where America's day begins!!

<Mike, on seeing Maddison> MADDISON!

<Crow> She's the most masculine man I've ever seen.

<Servo, as masculine stripper returns to dressing room> Renee Richards IS Wendy Carlos, in Glen or Glenda.

<Gypsy Fortune Teller> You feelthy peeg!