0 :06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 "Where America's Day Begins" is the official motto of the US island territory of Guam. 1 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Flapper: 1920s slang for a "new breed" of young woman unafraid to flout the societal expectations of the time by wearing cosmetics and short skirts, openly drinking and smoking in public, etc. 2 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Keyboard Palyer The Band 3 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Red Buttons (real name Aaron Chwatt, 1919-): American actor and comedian who hosted "The Red Buttons Show", a popular TV variety show in the 1950s. 4 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 British actress and novelist. 5 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,000 "Soylent Green" (1973) reference. 6 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Shiatsu is a massage technique, originating in Japan. 7 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Elizabeth Taylor (1932-) is an English-born actress who launched her own line of perfume, titled Elizabeth Taylor's Passion, in the late 1980s. 8 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Flavorite is a private-label generic brand sold in Supervalu grocery stores. 9 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,000 The Shroud of Turin: a linen sheet believed to have covered the body of Christ, and as a result has an image of Jesus's face emblazoned onto it. David Schwimmer: actor, best known for the role of Ross in the sitcom "Friends". 10 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 "Hooker's a good cop!" was a line from the 1980s TV cop show "T.J. Hooker", starring William Shatner. 11 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Emphysema: a chronic lung disease that makes breathing very difficult. 12 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Slash and burn agriculture involves cutting down vegetation on a plot of (forested) land and then burning it, fertilizing the soil so that it can be used to plant crops. It's short-lived and can only be done every couple of decades. 13 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 A cut of meat commonly used in barbecues. 14 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Bob Dole was a famous politican during the 1970's up until 1996. 15 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Song on the album Big Pink by "The Band". 16 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Tom Petty is a rock singer from the mid-1970s to present. 17 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Ross Perot is an American billionaire who ran for president twice in the 1990s. Commedia dell'arte is a form of improvisational theatre started in 15th century Italy. 18 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000 The best known film of John F. Kennedy's assassination in 1963 is the "Zapruder film" - amateur 8mm home movie footage taken by onlooker Abraham Zapruder. 19 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 "Mein Kampf": The title of Adolf Hitler's autobiography. (It literally translates to "My Struggle".) 20 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Corky St. Clair is the name of a theater director in the film "Waiting for Guffman". 21 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000 International Brotherhood of Teamsters is an American labor union, made famous by its associations with Jimmy Hoffa. 22 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 A reference to the title of long-running Irish musical and dance production "Lord of the Dance", starring Michael Flatley. 23 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Stomp is a dance troupe that utilizes their bodies and everyday items to make music. 24 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Refers to the masculine appearance of the female dancer. Some drag queens use duct tape to conceal the naughty bits when in costume. 25 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Andrei Gromyko (1909–1989) was foreign minister and chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union, and resembles this guy. 26 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Hermann Goering (1893–1946) was an early member of the Nazi party, founder of the Gestapo, and one of the main perpetrators of Nazi Germany. 27 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Famous post-operative trans-sexuals: Renee Richards was born Ricnard Raskind, Weddy Carlos was born Walter Carlos. "Glen or Glenda" was Ed Wood's first film, about cross-dressing. 28 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Fancy Feast is a brand of cat food made by Nestlé. 29 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Bill W. (full name William Griffith Wilson) co-founded the self-help group Alcoholics Anonymous in the early '40s. "Friends of Bill W." is a euphemistic nickname for AA. 30 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Nana Mouskouri is a Greek-born singer who also succeeded Audrey Hepburn as the UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador. 31 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 It really is. Other MST movies that feature their directors include The Screaming Skull (Alex Nicol as Mickey), Boggy Creek 2 (Charles Pierce as Professor Lockart), Werewolf (Tony Zarindast as Security Guard), Final Justice (Greydon Clark as Sheriff Bob). 32 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Goofus & Gallant: a comic strip intended to teach kids social skills, about how two young boys react in various situations. Goofus invariably acts in a selfish or irresponsible way, while Gallant acts with kindness and generosity. 33 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000 The line in Citizen Kane is "Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Kane." Charles Whitman was the ex-marine who went on a massacre in August 1966, shooting with a sniper rifle from the clock tower in the University of Texas. 34 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000 A reference to classic German silent horror film, "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" (1920). 35 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000 In Cold Blood (1967) - A film about two men who murder an entire family to avoid identification after a botched robbery. The film takes place in the Midwest. 36 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000 "If you lived here, you'd be home by now!" is a popular phrase to put on billboards outside available residential estate, visible to passing traffic. 37 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Might be a reference to an urban legend from the 1950s, about a young woman dying as a result of a nest of poisonous spiders lodging without her knowing in her voluminous bouffant hairdo. 38 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 "Mother" Maybelle Carter was a member of The Carter Family, perhaps the most influential country musicians of the early to mid 1900s. 39 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Q-tips are a brand of cotton swab (a small ball of cotton wrapped around the end of a small rod, often used to clean the wax out of ears - though they shouldn't be, as it just makes things worse. But anyway.) 40 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Ed Grimley: a comedy nerd character invented by Martin Short, who appeared on SCTV, Saturday Night Live, and his own animated series in the 1980s. 41 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Mike is doing an Ed Grimley impersonation. ("I must say" is a catchphrase of the character.) Ethel Kennedy (1928-) is a member of the Kennedy political family by her marriage to Robert F. Kennedy. 42 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000 A cult led by Charles Manson that went on a killing spree in 1969. 43 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Some smokers puff cigarettes but do not inhale the smoke, believing (incorrectly) that they are at little or no risk if they do this. 44 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000 George C. Scott: stage and film actor, director and producer, most famous in the films "Patton" and "Dr. Strangelove" George M. Cohan: famous multi-talented theatre entertainer who was called "the man who owned Broadway". 45 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 German word for "leader", mostly used in reference to Adolf Hitler. 46 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Sam Harris is a pop music singer and theatre performer. 47 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Alfred Lunt and Lynn Fontanne were a husband and wife acting duo. 48 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Boone's Farm is a flavored wine produced in Modesto, California. 49 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000 The name of the Jetsons' dog was Astro. 50 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000 A reference to "Speed Racer", a Japanese animated series credited as the first truly successful anime franchise in the United States. 51 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Holly Go-Lightly is Audrey Hepburn's character in Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961). The hat and coat combination that the dancer is wearing looks like something Holly Go-Lightly wore. 52 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,000 The Crips and the Bloods are two gangs in Los Angeles, California with an intense territorial rivalry. 53 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 One of the responses from the Magic 8-ball novelty toy. 54 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Polonius is a character in Shakespeare's "Hamlet" who spies on Hamlet by hiding behind some curtains. 55 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Dr. Carlo Lombarti was a hypnotist in a previous MST3K experiment, "She-creature", episode 808. 56 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Dine-and-dash is restaurant-speak for a diner who eats a meal but leaves without paying. 57 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Phil Niekro was a Major League Baseball pitcher from 1964-1987. He spent most of his career with the Milwaukee/Atlanta Braves and was known for using a great knuckleball as his primary pitch. 58 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,000 A famous cosmetics brand known for their skin care products. 59 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Mike is referring to Count Orlok, the main vampire in the movie "Nosferatu". Nosferatu is not a name but a synonym of the word vampire. This is a common mistake similar to the Frankenstein/Monster mix-up. 60 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Popular kids' joke where one person will pretend to read the palm of another, tell them about their future house and proceed to spit in their palm and claim it represents the swimming pool. 61 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 A C: prompt (C:/) is a command prompt used in the DOS operating system. The C: prompt was the default hard drive directory and was where all commands were processed. 62 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000 Popular catch-phrase started by AOL to indicate when a subscriber had new e-mail. 63 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Nancy Reagan, wife of former President Ronald Reagan, consulted an astrologer frequently to schedule her husband's daily business. 64 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Bosnia, now Bosnia-Herzegovina, participated in the Bosnian War (1992-1995). 65 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Canadian singer-songwriter who focused primarily on European folk music and cabaret. 66 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Australopithecus is an extinct genus of the hominid family, from which humans evolved. Jerry looks like an Australopithecus with his jutting jaw and prominent brow. 67 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,000 The T-zone comprises of the chin, sides of the nose, and forehead, and is the oiliest part of the human body. 68 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000 A British/American drama series that is famous for its adaptations of famous novels and biographies. 69 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Phoebe Cates (1963-): American actress who starred in roles such as Linda in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" (1982), and Kate in the "Gremlins" movies. 70 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Originally a 1969 comic book series, Sabrina was converted to a sitcom starring Melissa Joan Hart in the 1990s. Octogenarian: Between 80 and 90 years of age. 71 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Gloria Steinem (1934-): An American feminist and journalist, and a spokeswoman for women's rights. 72 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000 The Yalta Conference was the last conference before the end of WWII, and created the United Nations. The Yalta Conference is believed to have betrayed the Eastern European countries and allowed them to be dominated by the Soviet Union. 73 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000 The Boy Scouts of America is largest youth organization in the USA and is known for its conservative morals and values. 74 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Squiggy (David Lander) Jackie O (Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis) Morrissey (Steven Patrick Morrissey) 75 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000 First line from the Christmas carol "Little Drummer Boy" (aka "Carol of the Drum"). 76 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Mike is imitating the voice of Fran Drescher, actress with a very notable nasal voice and Queens accent. 77 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Second line from the Christmas song "Silent Night". 78 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000 "Feliz Navidad" is the Spanish phrase for "Merry Christmas". 79 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Crow mispronounces Markbreit's name as "Arkbreit". 80 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000 The Blue Angles is the US Navy's Flight Demonstration Squad consisting of 6 F/A-18 Hornet jet planes. 26 of the 262 pilots have died, giving a 10% fatality rate. 81 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 A situational comedy TV show spin-off of Happy Days. It consisted of an all-female lead cast and ran from 1976 to 1983. 82 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Riverdance is another Michael Flatley-choreographed Irish step dancing production, prior to Lord of the Dance. 83 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Annual college football game played at the Miami Orange Bowl in Miami, FL. The stadium also hosts the national championship game every four years along with the Rose, Sugar, and Fiesta Bowls. 84 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000 San Quentin State Prison is an all-male prison located in Marin County, California. 85 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Radical feminist and writer who gained fame as a spokeswoman for the anti-pornography movement. 86 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000 American theatre, television, and film actress. 87 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000 First woman to become Secretary of State in the United States. 88 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Prince Rogers Nelson, aka Prince and The Artist Formally Known as Prince, is a prolific American musician with songs spanning many genres. He is noted for his flamboyant outfits and androgynous appearance. 89 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Early 1900s slang meaning "to leave quickly" or "leave while the leaving's good". 90 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000 As fast-food restaurant chain in the US and Canada, primarily located in the West and northern Midwest states. 91 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,000 The Apollo Theater located in Harlem, New York is one of the most famous clubs for popular music. 92 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000 An electric shaver designed for women. 93 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000 1979 film starring Bette Midler as a rock-n-roll diva who suffers from burn-out and depression. 94 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Reference to the Altamont concert in 1969, headlined by the Rolling Stones. The Hell's Angels were hired as security for the concert, and they beat people with pool cues. Four people died at the concert, including a black youth who was beaten to death. 95 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Möbius strip: a continuous single-sided surface formed by rotating one end of a strip through 180° and joining it to the other end. 96 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000 Character on the Andy Griffith Show who went against the stereotypes of women portrayed at that time. 97 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000 A musician, accordionist, bandleader, and television impresario, hosting "The Lawrence Welk Show" from 1951 to 1982. 98 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000 The Supremes: all-female African-American Motown singing group. Gladys Knight & the Pips: R&B/Soul music act, the Pips were male backup singers. 99 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,000 American poet, novelist, and short-story writer. She suffered from severe depression until she committed suicide at the age of 31. 100 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Emmett Kelly (1898-1979) was a famous circus clown who created the famous clown character "Weary Willie." 101 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Jaye P. Morgan was a regular panelist on "The Gong Show." 102 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000 Lyric from "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead. 103 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Lyric from "Redemption Song" by Bob Marley 104 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000 Benazir Bhutto (1953-2007) was the first woman to become Prime Minister of a Muslim state (Pakistan). The woman sitting near the stage vaguely resembles Bhutto with her traditional head covering. 105 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,000 Lyric from "London Calling" by The Clash. 106 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000 Lyric from "Space Cowboy" by the Steve Miller Band 107 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Lyric from "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot. 108 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000 When Elvis Presley appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1957, due to controversy over Presley's provocative hip and pelvis movements, Sullivan ordered the show's cameras only show him from the waist up. 109 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,000 Servo mistakenly calls the elf Herbie, instead of the correct Hermey. Mike makes the same mistake in Space Mutiny, Episode #820. 110 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,000 A reference to Episode #802: The Leech Woman. 111 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,000 Lyrics to Steve Martin's "King Tut: A Tribute to King Tut", a skit that aired on Saturday Night Live in 1978. 112 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:40,000 "Confuse-A-Cat" is a Monty Python sketch about the benefits of having your cat therapeutically confused by watching a nonsensical performance. 113 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:40,000 A reference to "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" (1991). 114 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,000 Servo is humming "Yakety Sax" in reference to classic British comedy series "The Benny Hill Show", which featured (sped-up) footage of people being chased around to the same tune. 115 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,000 According to traditional legend, the Greek tragedy playwright Aeschylus died in 456 BC when an eagle dropped a turtle on his head from a great height. 116 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,000 Reference to Dirty Harry (1971). 117 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:15,000 Reference to Snap, Crackle, and Pop, the three mascots of Rice Krispies cereal. 118 01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:33,000 The voices are played by Bill Corbett (Crow) and Kevin Murphy (Servo).