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Beginning of the episode
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First Host Segment
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Movie Begins
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- Tom
- Damn you, Shel Silverstein!
Shel Silverstein (1930-1999) - Best known for childrens literature,
which includes, The Giving Tree, Where The Sidewalk Ends, A Light In
The Attic, and Falling Up. He was also nominated for an Oscar for his
music from the film, Postcards From The Edge.
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- Credits
- agent for h.a.r.m.
- Mike
- Oh, that stands for Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.
- Crow
- Hirsute Astronauts Revile Massachusetts.
- Tom
- Heuristic Analog Rental Meat.
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- Mike
- Starring has-beens and never-was's.
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- Crow
- With Bob Marley and Prince.
Bob Marley (1945-1981) was a Jamaican reggae
singer/songwriter/guitarist and an advocate of the Rastafari movement.
Prince (1958- ) is a Grammy Award-winning American singer/songwriter
known for his flamboyant stage presence.
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- Nerdy Guy, as he knocks on a door
- It's me, Henry.
- Mike, as Henry
- Gimme that $100 you owe me or I'll break your darn kneecaps.
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- Boss
- Henry Manson.
- Crow
- Shirley's brother, isn't he?
Shirley Manson (1966-) is the lead singer for the band, Garbage.
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- Mike
- So H.A.R.M. stands for Hot And Ready, Man.
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- Adam Chance
- I'm heading back to the Judo Range...
- Mike
- The Judo Range?
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- Tom
- Meet me at the Karate Rink later.
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- Crow
- Then go practice your Skeet Kendo and bring your Aikido Rifle too.
- Mike, as girl
- I'd better go change into my Judo bikini!
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- Mike, as the scientist
- I hate the outside, screw you outside.
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- Mike, of Eva
- She's got fiber-optic hair.
Optical fibers are glass or plastic strands which carry light across
their lengths. They have numerous practical applications ranging from
telecommunication and networking to illumination.
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- Adam Chance
- I'm uh...
- Crow, as Chance
- ...impotent.
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Second Host Segment
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Movie Resumes
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- Tom
- Aw, by this time in a James Bond movie, there would of been ten
helicopter explosions, eight ski chases...
- Mike
- Yeah, this spy movie's just kinda hangin' around the house.
The movies in the long-running "James Bond/007" series (based
on the books by Ian Fleming) are known for their elaborate,
explosion-laden, and often over-the-top action and chase scenes.
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- Mike
- Your dad's alcholic golf buddy as Agent For H.A.R.M.
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- Mike, as spore covered corpse is unveiled
- He made his own gravy!
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- Adam Chance
- You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? Apple
pie, and all that jazz?
- Crow
- And hula hoops, and dungarees?
- Adam Chance
- Well my job is to keep the apple pie on the table, and nobody asks me
how I do it!
- Mike, as the doctor
- I'll just need an hour to figure out your metaphor.
A reference to the cliche "as American as apple pie".
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- Adam Chance
- Doctor, you realize I could have you sent back.
- Tom, as Chance
- I still have the receipt.
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- Crow, sings start of James Bond theme
- Da dah DAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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- Doctor
- It devours the body from within, turning it into a human fungus.
- Mike
- Like Larry King?
Larry King (1933-), american TV personality, has been hosting the talk
show Larry King Live on CNN since 1985.
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- Servo, in a Bugs Bunny voice
- It'sth a sthpore gun!
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- Servo, singing, as Prince-like lab tech Luis
- Don't have 2 be rich.. 2 be my girl...
Lyrics from Prince and The Revolution's 1986 song "Kiss." (In
the lyrics to his songs, Prince regularly substitutes the words
"to/two/too" with "2," "for" with
"4," and "you" with "U.")
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- Servo, as Luis/Prince
- Aaow!
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- Servo, as Luis/Prince
- Have you seen my raspberry beret?
Refers to Prince and The Revolution's 1985 song "Raspberry
Beret." Sample lyrics: "She wore a raspberry beret/The kind
U'd find in a second hand store/Raspberry beret/And if it was warm, she
wouldn't wear much more."
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- Luis
- I would like to take care of the man from H.A.R.M.
- Crow, singing, as Luis/Prince
- I would die 4 him...
Parodies Prince and The Revolution's 1984 song "I Would Die 4
U" from the album "Purple Rain." Actual lyrics:
"Cuz U - I would die 4 U/Darlin', if U want me 2/U - I would die 4
U."
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- Servo
- so, mr. metal cabinet, we meet again!
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- Eva
- I saw the flashlight, I knew you'd be here.
- Crow
- Plus, you were crashing around like a drunk elephant.
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- Eva
- Are you coming? Or do I swim alone?
- Crow
- Yes, and yes.
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- Eva
- There's some trunks in your room, if change your mind.
- Servo as Chance
- There's DRUNKS in my room, how'd they get in there?
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- Mike, as Adam Chance
- You lucky trunks,
- Crow
- get ready to gift-wrap a beautiful package.
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- Servo, singing, as Luis/Prince
- Controversy...
Refers to Prince's 1981 song "Controversy" from the album of
the same name.
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- Mike, as Luis/Prince
- Would you come on over here and let me work on that zipper?
Paraphrases the 1991 Prince and the New Power Generation song
"Gett Off." Actual lyrics: "Now move your big ass 'round
this way/So I can work on that zipper, baby."
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- Crow, sings start of James Bond theme again
- Da dah DAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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- Crow, as Adam Chance
- Watch me open the HELL out of this door.
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- Tom Servo
- It's a booger gun!
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- Crow
- Come on movie, just bite me.
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- Mike
- Action pants!
- Servo
- My pants are up to the challenge.
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- Mike, as preppy thug
- Oh mummery! Posh and bother!
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- Mike, as preppy thug
- Pops, there's a man giving the squish-squash to the old wind tube.
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- Servo
- He MAINTAINS an APPLIANCE! Da Dah DAH DAHHHHH!
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- Crow, after Adam briefly fondles Eva
- He... copped a feel!
- Mike
- I saw that.
- Crow
- Tuck it back.
- Servo, as Adam, who is running away
- Hey, I touched her boob, you guys! I'm not a virgin anymore! Woo-hoo!
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- Servo, as Adam Chance
- Heroin and fudge... what could it mean?
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- Servo
- Watch, as she... LOOKS!
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- Servo
- Oh, look, he's got a wrist harmonica in case he runs into John Popper.
John Popper is the vocalist and frontman for Blues Traveler. Though
multitalented, he is most widely known for his harmonica playing.
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- Crow
- While the Denorex side makes my face melt.
Refers to commercials for Denorex shampoo in which a person has his/her
head covered with different shampoos: a "leading brand" like
Head & Shoulders or Selsun Blue on one side, and Denorex, which
creates "a tingling sensation," on the other.
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- Mike
- It's like being chased by your anthropology professor!
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- Eva
- We were just saying goodbye, weren't we, Adam.
- Adam Chance
- That's right. We were just saying goodbye.
- Crow
- With our reproductive organs.
