the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 902

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Crow> Houston, we have a moron.

<Crow, as news anchor> Today the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie. <Servo, also as news anchor> Scientists believe, that's amore.

<Gypsy> Oh, to hell with every last one of you!

<Crow> Somehow, the answer to all this is big white guys in jumpsuits. <Mike> Yeah, well... HEY!

<Chapman> Here in this place, I have found perhaps what I've been looking for all my life... <Servo> Pancakes.

<Observer> Pearl, if it's any comfort, know that I hate you, and fear you, and despise you, and wish you dead... <Pearl> Oh, thanks...

<Mike> SPACE BATCH!

<Astronaut> You know, Captain, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good, and the beautiful... if you just take the time to look at it.

<Crow> Turns out it's not funny at all when you fart in your spacesuit.

<Crow as elderly leader> I'm going to go drive around and leave the blinker on...

<Spaceguy> I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself. <Servo> With courage and nudeness.

<Servo, as asteroids fly past on the screen> Honey Bunches of Death.

<Servo> Stupid universe, quit expanding.

<Elderly alien leader> We do not speak your language. <Crow> We belch it.

<Servo, as flaming Solarite space ship attacks> Ma engine light is on and I don't know why.

<Crow, commenting on Spaceguy's less-than-graceful exit from the ship> It's a spazztronaut...