0 :06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,000 A vile neocon Republican who, when running for President, decided that the Republican National Convention was the right place to state that he thought Jews were greedy, media-controlling, anti-American assh*oles that he'd kowtowed to long enough. 1 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 "The Story You Are About To Witness" is the opening line from the long-running radio and television program, "Dragnet." 2 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Reference to the song "That's Amore" by Dean Martin. 3 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Percy Faith was a band-leader, orchestrator and composer. He is often credited with creating the "easy listening" or "mood music" format which became staples of American popular music in the 1950s. 4 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Black Bart was Charles Bolles, a western outlaw famous for his stagecoach robberies in the 1870's and 1880's. 5 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Reference to the cassette tape briefings from Mission: Impossible. 6 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Pontius Pilate was the fifth Prefect of the Roman province of Judaea from AD 26–36. Typically referenced as the fifth Prefect of Judaea, he is best known as the judge at Jesus' trial and the man who authorized his crucifixion. 7 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Laura Petrie was the character played by Mary Tyler Moore on the American sitcom _The Dick Van Dyke Show_, which aired on CBS from October 3, 1961 until June 1, 1966. 8 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000 A line from the Beatles song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" -- "Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery, say he must go free/The judge does not agree and he tells them so (oh-oh-oh)..." 9 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Rae Dawn Chong (born February 28, 1961) is a Canadian-American actress. She is the daughter of Tommy Chong, of "Cheech & Chong" fame. 10 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000 The character with the robes is wearing clothes similar to the controversial Quentin Crisp. 11 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000 A line from the 1967 Mike Nichols comedy-drama film _The Graduate_, with Dustin Hoffman starring as Benjamin. A family friend tries to give Benjamin advice, with the classic line, "Just one word...plastics." 12 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000 2001: A Space Odyssey is a Sci-Fi film set in space. Frequently appears in "Best Movies of All Time" lists. 13 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000 The first astronaut said the same exact line at 00:13:18. 14 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000 A quote from "The Walrus and the Carpenter", a poem in the book _Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There_ by Lewis Caroll -- "'The time has come,' the Walrus said/'To talk of many things'" 15 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000 The character Liara is played by Coleen Gray, who starred as June Talbot (aka The Leech Woman) in Episode 802: The Leech Woman. 16 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,000 "Atomic Balm" is an analgesic cream with Capsolin, which causes a feeling of intense heat by irritating the skin surface. Commonly used by athletes, especially baseball players, to limber up before a game or practice. 17 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000 George P. Shultz was a politician who had little to no expression on his face, even in official D.O.L. and D.O.T. portraits. 18 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,000 Beta Blockers are anti-anxiety drugs, typically used to conquer stage fright. 19 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Betty and Veronica is a comic book published by Archie Comics focusing on "best friends and worst enemies" Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge, both girlfriends of Archie Andrews. 20 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,000 Henry Jaynes Fonda (May 16, 1905 – August 12, 1982) was an American film and stage actor, best known for his roles as plain-speaking philosophical idealists. 21 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,000 Ray Bolger was the actor who played the Scarecrow and the farmer Hunk in the 1939 version of "The Wizard of Oz". 22 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,000 The Rock is a 1996 movie starring Sean Connery (Mike is doing the Connery accent) and Nicholas Cage. It deals with breaking *into* the famous Alcatraz Prison. Connery plays the only man ever to escape it. 23 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Chicken Soup for the Soul is a series of books, usually featuring a collection of short and dense inspirational stories and motivational essays. 24 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 A line taken from the Beck song "Loser" (1993) -- "I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?". 25 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,000 A filibuster (US) refers to an obstructive tactic used to prevent a measure from being brought to a vote. The rules permit a senator to speak for as long as they wish and on any topic they choose until 3/5 of the Senate agree to close the debate. 26 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,000 Kenneth Bruce Gorelick (born June 5, 1956), better known by his stage name Kenny G, is a Grammy winning American, adult contemporary and smooth jazz saxophonist. 27 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:10,000 Robert Downey, Jr., is an American actor known for his struggles with substance abuse. 28 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:54,000 Airlines are notorious for sitting on the "tarmac" (the runway) for a few minutes due to some sort of delay. 29 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,000 Paul Hamilton Williams, Jr. (born September 19, 1940) is an American musician, composer, songwriter, and actor, perhaps best known for his cameos on The Muppet Show. 30 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:35,000 Pi is an infinite number, most often abbreviated as 3.14. 31 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:14,000 Kentucky Fried Chicken's (KFC) slogan is "We do chicken right".