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- Servo
- Mike tripped over my yam collection, fell on his head, now the poor
dope thinks he's James Lipton, host of that "Inside the Actors
Studio" program on, uh, oh I don't know, some channel. Hell, I
don't watch cable.
James Lipton is host of "Inside the Actors Studio" on the
Bravo channel.
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- Mike, as James Lipton
- Are you really a good fella? Uh-huh.
Ray Liotta starred in the mobster movie "Goodfellas".
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- Mike
- A song about how loose their slots are.
A reference to casinos on Native American reservations.
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- Servo and Crow, singing
- Not last night but the night before, 24 robbers came knocking at my
door.
The beginning lines of an old jump-rope rhyme. It's also
extraordinarily similar to the Tommyknocker rhyme which goes "Late
last night and the night before, Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking
at the door."
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- Crow
- Oh, the poor thing has TMJ.
TMJ (Temporomandibular Joint) is the joint which attaches the jaw to
the skull. TMJ syndrome is any number of problems associated with this
joint.
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- Crow
- They're excavating a tiramisu.
Tiramisu is a French dessert comprised of several layers and usually
made with coffee, chocolate, rum, and sugar.
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- Mike, as Excavator
- We found another stratum of Ladyfingers.
Ladyfingers are sponge cakes that look like fingers. They are most
commonly used in tiramisu.
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- Mike, as Native American digger
- Yeah, ok, Leif Ericson.
Leif Ericson was an Icelandic explorer and the first European to have
landed in North America.
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- Mike, as character
- Hey, I can't see home plate.
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- Servo
- This is where Billy Jack should come riding up.
Billy Jack is a fictional Native American tough guy character from the
movies, played by Tom Laughlin.
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- Mike
- (laughs) You know, never put Marshall Tucker in charge of your dig.
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- Crow
- Rock 'em, sock 'em archaeologists!
A parody of Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, a popular kids toy/game.
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- Servo
- Brooks and Dunn finally have it out.
Brooks and Dunn are a country singer-songwriter duo.
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- Mike
- Gah! Fillipino crotch-fighting!
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- Crow
- This is a production of "Road House in the Park".
"Road House" is a movie starring Patrick Swayze about a
bouncer who beats up many people. The phrase "in the park"
means that it is a live theater production, usually of a famous play.
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- Servo
- Uh, Rat Patrol should've hung it up after the war.
"Rat Patrol" was a World War II movie set in Africa.
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- Servo
- The Man with the Yellow Hat arrives to calm things down.
The Man with the Yellow Hat is the owner of George in the "Curious
George" series of children's books.
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- Mike
- And during the course of the fight, they stomped all over the Ark of
the Covenant.
The Ark of the Covenant is supposed to be the sacred container that
housed the Ten Commandments.
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- Crow
- Louis Leakey in "Every Which Way But Loose".
Louis Leakey was a famous archaeologist known for his work on human
evolution. "Every Which Way But Loose" is a movie starring
Clint Eastwood about a vagrant fist-fighter.
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- Mike
- Vanessa Redgrave for Banana Republic.
Vanessa Redgrave is an Academy Award-winning British actress. Banana
Republic is a safari- and travel-themed clothing store.
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- Servo
- This is the Mir of archaeological digs.
A reference to the Mir space station which garnered a reputation as a
fiasco.
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- Crow, as Native American digger
- There's just so much litter on the highway.
Crow is imitating a famous public service announcement about litter
which depicts a Native American Indian crying over all the litter on
America's highways.
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- Mike, as Joe Estevez
- I'm Martin Sheen's Brother. Does that help?
Joe Estevez, who also plays the title role in "Soultaker"
(MST3K episode 1001), is the brother of famous Hollywood actor Martin
Sheen and the uncle of actors Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Renée
Estevez, and Ramón Estevez Jr.
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- Crow
- No shoes. She was killed for his Nikes.
Nike, Inc. is an American company that is the largest sportswear and
sports equipment supplier in the world. Among other things, it is known
for its Air Jordan line of shoes modeled after those worn by former
basketball superstar Michael Jordan.
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- Servo
- Steven Tyler's skull!
Steven Tyler, front man for rock band Aerosmith, is known for his long
distorted face.
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- Prof. Noel
- -and Natalie, make sure none of the Indian workers see this.
- Mike
- Like, ah, Rajipour, or Amir, okay?
These names would be found on the Indian sub-continent vs. American
Indians, i.e., Native Americans.
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- Servo, as werewolf bones
- Aaaaaaaaaave Mariaaaaaaaaaaa.
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- Crow, as paleontologist
- We've come to the conclusion "dem bones, dem dry bones", sir.
"Dem Dry Bones" is an old spiritual song, based on Ezekiel
37:14, now modified and used to teach children the human anatomy;
famous for it's "the x bone is connected to the x bone"
chorus.
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- Noel
- Skin Walker.
- Mike
- Skin Walker, Texas Skin Ranger.
"Walker, Texas Ranger" was a CBS action/drama series starring
Chuck Norris as an investigator/martial artist in the Texas Rangers law
enforcement agency. It aired from 1993 to 2001.
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- Natalie
- Werrwolf?
- Crow
- No, WEREwolf. "Were". Say it.
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- Old Archaeologist, droning on about the werewolf
- He takes on a series of strange body habits.
- Crow
- Wears toast in his pants...
- Old Archaeologist
- Like sleeping like a coyote, nose to anus.
- Servo, indignantly
- What?! It's fun!
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- Natalie, unconvincingly
- This is absolutely fascinating.
- Crow, as Natalie
- Right?
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- Mike
- They just heard that Sawyer Brown broke up.
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- Servo
- (scoffs) He's Winnie the Pooh.
"Winnie-the-Pooh" is a children's literary character created
by A. A. Milne for the books "Winnie-the-Pooh" and "The
House at Pooh Corner". He was based on a toy bear owned by Milne's
young son, Christopher Robin Milne.
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- Servo, as character
- I'm sorry I broke your Hanson tape.
Hanson is an American band consisting of brothers Clarke Isaac (1980-
), Jordan Taylor (1983- ), and Zachary Walker Hanson (1985- ). They are
best known for their 1997 pop hit "MMMBop".
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- Crow, as character
- (sniffling) I just heard "Goodbye England's Rose".
"Goodbye England's Rose" was Elton John's 1997 rewrite of his
earlier song "Candle in the Wind." The lyrics were changed to
pay tribute to the recently deceased Princess Diana of Wales.
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- Servo
- Chia Estevez.
Comparing Joe's appearance to that of a Chia Pet.
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- Crow
- He looks like a puffed-up Ruffed Grouse.
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- Servo, as character
- And the litter on the highway. It's just everything.
See above annotation at 00:09:31.
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- Noel
- Don't be so quick to dismiss legends. Legends have to begin somewhere.
- Mike, as Noel
- Like the Keebler Elves.
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- Servo, regarding Yuri's thick accent
- They hired the Frito Bandito.
The Frito Bandito was a crude Mexican caricature used to advertise
Frito's snack foods in the late 1960s.
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- Mike
- Hey look, it's Crow T. Werewolf!
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- Servo
- Man, they're establishing the HELL out of this building here!
An establishing shot is a shot that introduces a new scene, usually of
the setting where the next scene takes place.
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- Servo, as doctor
- I'm afraid he's opened too many casinos.
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- Crow, as Estevez
- Ah, there's nothing like a warm V8.
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- Crow
- He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLoud.
Both are actors. Ted Danson used to be famous for his very thick head
of hair, where Gavin McCloud was mostly bald at the height of his
popularity.
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- Servo, as Yuri looks at camera
- Audience, what's your diagnosis?
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- Mike, as Yuri
- Yeah, here's some litter I picked up off the freeway. Does that make
you feel better?
See above annotation at 00:09:31.
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- Crow
- Uh, no, no I don't think this case calls for minoxidil.
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- Crow, as Yuri
- Oh, sorry, I thought you were Robert Downey Jr.
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- Crow, as Yuri
- Well, I better get back to my Bruce Jenner shift.
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- Servo, as sleeping werewolf character
- Snau, snau, snausages.
'Snausages' is a dog treat whose commercial features a dog dreaming
about them.
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- Mike, as hospitalized character
- As a recuperating werewolf, I'm very pleased with me Craftmatic
Adjustable Bed.
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- Mike
- Well, it's either Ashford or Simpson.
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- Servo, regarding a hospital bed-ridden werewolf's excessive hair
- Quick! Apply intraveneous Nair.
Nair is a hair-removal product.
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- Crow
- Not Bob Vila, no!
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- Now what we're doing here, Bob, is gettin' killed by a werewolf.
The security guard resembles Bob Vila, a home-improvement TV show host.
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- Silver bullet.
- Crow
- Is Coors Light in your gun?
Double meaning: Coors Light beer is nicknamed "The Silver
Bullet" in ad campaigns due to its color. This movie gun also
makes a pop-top sound when cocked.
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- Crow, on behalf of Joe Estevez
- Um, if it's Martin, shoot to kill. Then I can be in Spawn.
Joe's brother, Martin Sheen, appeared in Spawn (1997).
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- Mike
- Somehow, Janet Reno is behind this.
After the Branch Davidian fiasco in Waco TX and all its attendance
press, Janet Reno took responsibility. She authorized the final
assault.
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- Crow
- Well, I, I don't know you guys, I tried, but for some reason all I
could think of was...Ray Liotta.
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- Crow
- Dictator for life: Santa.
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- Servo, as crazy guy
- Why don't you head down to the crawl space. I'll be right there to kill
you (chuckles).
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- Mike, as crazy guy
- Did you bring your anti-government propaganda?
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- Crow, as crazy guy
- Well, I've got a squirrel in the oven if you're hungry.
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- Servo
- Fidel Castro, housemother.
Fidel Castro (1926- ) is the current President of Cuba. Under his rule,
Cuba became a one-party socialist state, and several assassination
attempts have been made on him. In recent years, however, his health
has started to fail.
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- Crow
- This is a strange remake of "Jane Eyre".
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- Sam the keeper
- I just found out Count Dracula was a faggot.
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- Servo
- Hey, yet the grizzled militia man has a charming B&B.
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- Crow
- OK, come on, "The Sheltering Sky" moved quicker than this
movie.
A 1990 movie featuring John Malkovich, noted for its very slow pacing.
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- Mike, as reading note
- Dear Sir, send pants at once.
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- Crow, as Carrie
- Um, did you know your grandpa smells like Beefaroni?
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- Crow
- He's a Rent-A-Center Andy Garcia.
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- Crow, as Natalie
- Hi, Minnie Pearl.
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- Crow
- And loud mumbling breaks out!
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- Crow, as Yuri
- Over to Kirk Douglas's house!
Reference to his accent and bearing suddenly resembling Kirk Douglas.
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- Mike
- And this dinosaur was found with a head sticking out of its butt.
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- Crow
- It's the actual skeleton of a Push-me-pull-you.
From Wikipedia: The pushmi-pullyu is a fictional creature in the Doctor
Dolittle stories. It is a antelope which has two heads at opposite ends
of the body.
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- Servo, as drunk character
- Tonight's the nights, gonna be alrights.
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- Mike
- Isn't that Douglas Wylie?
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- Crow, as security guard
- Man, I'm really falling behind on my Penthouses here.
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- Crow
- The skeleton of Carly Simon maybe.
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- Security Guard
- I'll drink to that!
- Servo
- But then, I'll drink to lint, so that's not so special.
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- Crow
- Rejected from the Supreme Court, Robert Bork struggles to make ends
meet.
The security guard bears a resemblence to Robert Bork who was nominated
by Reagan to the U.S. Supreme Court in 1987 but rejected by the U.S.
Senate.
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- Servo
- PBR me, ASA-die!
- Mike
- From the land of sky blue murder!
The first quote parodies Pabst Blue Ribbon beer's ad campaign "PBR
me, ASAP". The second refers to Hamm's beer, "From the Land
of Sky Blue Waters".
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- Servo
- Hey, can we turn down the Percy Faith?
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- Paul
- I'm a writer.
- Mike
- ...of the Purple Sage.
A pun on the Western-themed TV show "Riders of the Purple
Sage".
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- Crow
- Yeah, Richard Clayderman, I love him
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- Yuri
- My modern man-made werewolf!
- Mike
- The very model of a modern man-made werewolf!
Parody of the Major-General's Song from Gilbert & Sullivan's opera
"The Pirates of Penzance."
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- Servo, about the security guard
- Well, he's no Richard Jewell.
A security guard in the center of a bombing controversy at the 1996
Olympic games.
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- Mike
- Hey, it's Neil Young.
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- Mike, as security guard
- Man, four runs to the border in one night.
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- Crow
- Hey, Merle Haggard is looking pretty good these days.
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- Servo, as security guard
- Man, it's been a long day. Time for a Frisco burger in front of the
"X-Files."
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- Mike, as security guard
- Man, I have so many threatening letters to write tonight.
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- Servo, as security guard, impersonating
- Heh heh. Hello, Dolly! This is Louie. Dolly!
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- Crow
- Look at those high gas prices. What, are they in Port-au-Prince?
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- Servo, singing
- Hey mighty Brontosaurus, / don't you have a message for us?
A lyric in the song 'Walking in Your Footsteps' by The Police.
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- Paul?
- Mike
- I enjoyed your letter to the Philippians.
This is a reference to Paul's letter to the Philippians, one of the
books of the New Testament of the Bible.
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- Crow, of Paul after Sam the keeper intrudes on a kiss between Paul and Natalie
- He's trapped between first and second, caught in a rundown...
This is a reference to the "baseball metaphor" of physical
intimacy.
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- Mike
- An American Werewolf in traffic.
A reference to the 1981 movie "An American Werewolf in
London".
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- Natalie
- So Paul, what do you think?
- Mike
- Could the Colossians could stand another letter?
A reference to Paul's letter to the Colossians, a book in the New
Testament of the Bible.
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- Crow, as Paul
- Well, look, they had better have one of these jackets at Chess King.
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- Servo, as Yuri
- Get out before my dog tells me to shoot the President.
This is a reference to serial killer David Berkowitz, better known as
"Son of Sam". "Sam" was his neighbor's dog, whom
Berkowitz claimed was possessed and was telling him to kill people.
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- Crow, as Yuri
- This is like that time I hit the reporter with Piltdown Man's thigh
bone.
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- Crow, in Martin Sheen voice
- Flagstaff... I can't believe I'm still in Flagstaff...
A reference to the beginning of Apocalypse Now (1979) when Martin Sheen
laments, "Saigon... I can't believe I'm still in Saigon."
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- Servo, about Paul's scarred back
- Word of advice: Never have sex with Flo Jo.
Flo Jo is Florence Griffith Joyner, an Olympic champion athlete who was
also well known for her long and colorful fingernails.
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- Mike, in reaction to what Paul is doing on his bed
- It's the Red Shoe Diaries all of a sudden.
Red Shoe Diaries was a soft-core porn/drama series on the Showtime
cable network.
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- Servo, as Paul
- I've got mono.
Mononucleuosis (often shortened to "mono") is a viral disease
with symptoms such as fever, sore throat, fatigue, and muscular
weakness.
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- Mike
- You know, the antidote to being a werewolf just might be Imodium A-D.
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- Mike, as transmogrifying Paul
- Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
Reference to the commercial for Beggin' Strips, a dog treat.
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- Mike
- Photographed by Danny DeVito.
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- Mike
- His voice coach was David Duchovny.
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- Mike
- Reggie Mantle, no!
- Servo
- But Veronica...
Reference to 2 characters in the Archie comic books.
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- Teen boy
- Why don't we start the festivities in the back seat.
- Mike
- Got some WD-40 back here.
WD-40 is a popular lubricant.
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- Crow
- It's Eddie Vedder!
Eddie Vedder (1964- ) is the lead singer and a guitarist for the band
Pearl Jam.
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- Mike
- Sinead O'Connor flees Prince's house.
Prince did not want Sinead O'Connor to cover his song "Nothing
Compares 2 U", which became a major hit for her.
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- Mike, as victim
- I was playing Ms. Havisham in the school play when I was attacked by a
werewolf.
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- Mike
- He's reading "So You Think You're a Werewolf."
- Servo
- By Tom and Virginia Woolf.
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- Crow, as Paul
- Oh, John Grisham's prose is just beautiful. I'm overcome.
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- Servo, as Paul
- I was framed, I tell ya, framed!
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- Crow, as Paul
- Oh man, if only I had some Pamprin.
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- Mike
- Bill Walton! No, Tom Waits. No, the lead singer from the Spin Doctors.
No, Zachary Taylor, that's it.
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- Mike
- He's becoming were-Daniel Stern.
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- Crow, as woman
- Oh, my scoliosis, ow!
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- Crow
- You know, it's economical not to have a storyline, 'cause then you can
just film people saying things.
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- Servo
- She's got a neck like a Masai warrior.
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- Mike
- It's a Maurice Sendak creature.
Maurice Sendak (1928- ) is an American writer best known for his
children's book "Where the Wild Things Are", which is about a
mischievous young boy who ventures to an imaginary world of beasts and
monsters.
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- Mike
- Zira, I think you should put Taylor back in his cage.
A reference to the 1968 Scifi classic "Planet of the Apes".
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- Crow
- Hey, it's Don Imus.
- Crow
- No, not scary enough looking.
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- Oh, you're right.
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- Crow
- So, werewolves are basically Jackson Browne.
- Servo
- Yep.
Reference to Jackson Browne physically abusing his girlfriend at the
time, Daryl Hannah.
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- Mike
- Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
A reference to a repeated phrase on the American skit comedy show,
"Saturday Night Live"
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- Servo, as Paul
- I am the greatest!
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- Crow
- He's almost as hairy as Robin Williams.
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- Servo
- And now back to Kung Fu.
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- Mike
- DeNiro, Snipes: The Fan.
A reference to the 1996 movie "The Fan" starring Robert De
Niro and Wesley Snipes.
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- Mike, as Paul
- Oh, sorry, I was becoming Judd Nelson there.
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- Paul
- It was a nightmare... I was running in the streets, doing things...
- Mike
- Oh, no, not things!
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- Paul
- You know what I really wanna do?
- Crow
- Is, baby, be friends with you.
Reference to a Bob Dylan song, "All I Really Want To Do".
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- Servo
- Isaac Mizrahi in the role of a lifetime!
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- Servo
- His wallaby?
- Mike, as Paul
- My wallaby means a lot to me.
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- Mike, as Yuri talks on the phone
- Yeah, let's go with orange Jheri curls.
- Servo, as Yuri when Natalie walks in
- Honey, what do you think, yellow mohawk?
2 hairstyles that carry comical connotations and perhaps the only 2
hairstyles that Yuri does not sport during the course of the movie.
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- Servo, as Yuri
- Because it's after Labor Day and you're wearing white.
An old fashion rule states that white should not be worn before
Memorial Day and not after Labor Day.
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- Natalie
- I don't know what to believe anymore.
- Servo
- Try believing in ESL for awhile.
ESL stands for English as a Second Language.
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- Mike
- Better than the new bigger Cheez-Its?
Cheez-It is a cheese-flavored snack cracker produced by the Kellogg
Company (under the Sunshine Biscuits brand). There is a variant called
"Big Cheez-It" featuring bigger crackers more suitable for
dipping.
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- Crow, as Natalie
- And Cubby and Ronnie and Biff
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- Servo, as Noel, impersonating Grandma
- You can't handle the truth, dearie
"You can't handle the truth!" (originally "Because you
can't handle it, son") is a quote from the Aaron Sorkin Broadway
play "A Few Good Men", which was later made into a 1992 movie
starring Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, and Demi Moore.
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- Natalie
- Well maybe then it's too late!
- Mike
- Wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.
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- Mike
- The Color of Horny
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- Paul, losing at pool
- You're a hustler.
- Servo, as Natalie
- No, I was IN Hustler.
Hustler is an American pornographic magazine.
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- Mike
- The Uzbekistani Tracy and Hepburn.
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- Crow
- Whoa, they suddenly turned the air conditioning on.
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- Yuri
- Loser leaves; winner stays... That's the American way.
- Servo
- Although we haven't seen an American in this movie yet!
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- Crow
- I guess our hero will go back to his "writing" now.
- Servo
- J.D. Salinger writes more than this guy.
J.D. Salinger (1919- ) is an American author best known for the 1951
novel "The Catcher in the Rye." He has not published any new
material since his short story "Hapworth 16, 1924" in 1965.
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- Mike
- Man, Cher has really let herself go.
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- Crow
- Now they're playing the soundtrack from Ken Burns' "Civil
War"
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- Servo
- Wow, Fast Eddie Felson's sex change operation was a big success.
Fast Eddie Felson was a pool hustler portray by Paul Newman in the 1961
movie The Hustler.
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- Mike
- Chubby Ramone
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- Servo
- Frederic Remington's "Guernica".
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- Crow
- Not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.
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- Crow, as cowboy in painting
- Did I have to much Mezcal or does anyone else see those Indians in the
sky over there?
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- Mike
- Wyclef!
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- Mike, as Were-Crow
- So what else can I expect?
- Crow
- Well, your voice is going change inexplicable every seven years or so.
Refers to, of course, the fact that Crow's puppeteer and voice changed
from Trace Beaulieu to Bill Corbett when MST3K moved to the Sci-Fi
Channel in 1997.
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- Crow
- So, any given Bennigan's bathroom on any given Friday night.
A U.S. chain of Irish pub-themed restaurants.
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- Crow, as Paul
- Turning into a werewolf, plus my irritable bowel syndrome is acting up
too!
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- Crow
- Newsies!
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- Crow
- Gabby Hayes: werewolf.
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- Mike
- Directed by Jackie Chan.
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- Crow, as Paul, impersonating
- Made it, Ma. Top of the farmer's bank.
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" is a famous quote spoken by
the character Cody Jarrett (James Cagney) in the 1949 movie "White
Heat."
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- Mike, as Paul, singing
- Where the streets have no name!
"Where the Streets Have No Name" is a song by U2 from their
1987 album "The Joshua Tree".
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- Crow, on the black-haired biker playing pool
- Meanwhile, Slash is still trying in vain to sink a ball.
Slash was the lead guitarist for Guns n' Roses.
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- Natalie
- You and Noel is in it for fame and fortune?
- Crow
- Yes, we IS.
- Natalie
- But over my dead body! You hear me? I won't stand for it.
- Servo
- You is a jerk!
- Yuri
- Natalie!
- Mike
- I is going to find Paul.
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- Servo
- Leland Sklar: survivalist.
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- Mike
- He's got movements like Anthony Keidis.
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- Crow
- The death of Oliver Sacks
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- Servo, as Natalie comes through the front door
- She has to rest up for her match against Minnesota Fats tomorrow.
Minnesota Fats, played by Jackie Gleason, was the adversary in the 1961
pool movie The Hustler.
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- Servo
- Because the real danger is from the NON-werewolves, OUTSIDE.
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- Crow
- Freddy Krueger...Hellraiser...Paul.
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- Crow
- Starring ResusciAnnie.
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- Servo
- Still, she's more emotive than Gillian Anderson.
- Crow
- Yep.
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- Crow, as Natalie
- Paul, you is a were-wilf!
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- Mike
- Is that a 1x6? Oh, it's her acting.
- Crow
- Yeah.
A 1x6 is a piece of lumber. Saying someone's acting is 'wooden' is
saying they do not emote.
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- Natalie
- I love you no matter what!
- Crow, as Paul
- Well can you help me get these Bugles of my fingers?
Bugles are cone-shaped snack foods.
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- Mike, referring to Natalie
- She learned English from the Wild and Crazy Guys.
Reference to a Saturday Night Live sketch starring Dan Aykroyd and
Steve Martin as 2 Czech brothers with thick Eastern European accents.
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- Servo
- This is very moving... in that I want to MOVE out of the theater
immediately.
- Crow
- Yes.
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- Crow
- Cinematography by Haskell Wexler's... cat.
Haskell Wexler is an award-winning American cinematographer.
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- Crow
- What, is she suddenly in Philip Marlowe's office?
- Servo
- Sort of bimbo noir here.
Parody of the film noir cinematic style. Philip Marlowe was a detective
character whose movies were filmed in this style.
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- Mike
- He's swinging by to see Flounder and Bluto and Pinto.
Flounder (Stephen Furst), Bluto (John Belushi) and Pinto (Tom Hulce)
are characters from the classic comedy fil Animal House.
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- Servo
- It's Fruit Brute!
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- Mike
- The crickets are trying to drown-out the soundtrack.
- Crow
- Go crickets!
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- Servo
- Blood came out like a Ralph Steadman drawing.
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- Mike
- Comanche
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- Crow
- And Congress enacted the Pop Rocks Labeling Law.
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- Crow
- She has Dilbert "Boss" horns.
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- Mike
- Look, he's got a little bottle of Mrs. Butterworth on his night table.
Mrs. Butterworth's is a brand of maple syrup and pancake mix known for
its woman-shaped syrup bottles.
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- Crow
- That was the sound of the director getting up and leaving.
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- Mike
- OK movie, she's a werewolf. We really gotta call time on this one. I'm
sorry.
- Crow
- Well now now, maybe she turned into Eddie Van Halen, see?
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- Crow
- Hey, if she's a wolf, she'll have three rows of breasts!
- Servo
- I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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- Mike
- She's meeting Maynard G. Krebs
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- Mike, as Paul
- It's going to be a little spirit gummy when I first kiss you.
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- Crow
- Surprise ending written and conceived by a tube worm!
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- All, singing
- We will, we will, rock you!
