the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 905

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Mrs. Hargrove> The dog's meat, have you seen it?

<Crow> (sigh) Has the hate gone out of our marriage?

<Crow> Kathy Lee Gifford arrives to see 'the dog's meat.'

<Servo> So, how well does a crap farm do, actually?

<Mike> He takes his pudding intravenously.

<Crow> This movie has everything... All wrong!

<End Credits> Prop Diva: Deadly Beez McKeever

<Vicki Robbins, singing> Stop the muuuuuusiiiiic... <Servo> Now, that's good advice.

<Mike, as Cigarette Hag> My agent is NICOTINE...

<Crow> Objection! Stupid Hat!

<Mike> Oh, that's the Hee-Haw font. How can it be deadly?

<Servo, singing> I've got to change the storm windows!

<Crazy guy, counting the bees he stole> One or two. Three... <Servo> Four! No, FIVE!!