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908: The Touch Of Satan

A wandering young man falls in love with a young woman, who turns out to be a 127 year old witch.

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00:00:00

Beginning of the episode

00:01:34

Opening host segment

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Crow and Servo, singing
Here we coma a-wassailing, et cetera, et cetera.
Crow
Give us our wassail if you please, sir.

The opening host segment deals with wassail, a spiced punch drink served at Twelfth Night and Christmas celebrations.

00:02:42

Intro

00:05:45

Movie begins

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Mike, as a farmer is murdered with a pitchfork
The "American Gothic" people take revenge.

American Gothic is a famous painting featuring a man and a woman, with the man holding a pitchfork.

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Servo, as Grandma stumbles through the door
Grandma Kramer!

On the TV show Seinfeld, Kramer was Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor; he frequently stumbled into Jerry's apartment unannounced.

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Mike, as the long-haired grandmother falls to the floor
A kabuki actor's been hit!

Kabuki is a Japanese style of theater.

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Servo
The last days of Edgar Winter.
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Servo
The Touch of Satan... softens hands while you do the dishes.

A play on the slogan for Palmolive Dish Soap.

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Mike
This is very 70s. I'm guessing Anthony Zerbe must be in this.
Crow
I think it's Tony Musante as a kind of hip Satan that solves crimes.

Anthony Zerbe was a character actor guest starring in 70s shows such as 'Mannix', 'Kung Fu' and 'Hawaii Five-O'. Tony Musante guest starred in 70s shows such as 'Marcus Welby, M.D.' and 'The Rockford Files'.

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Crow, commenting on the music
With Screwtape on kettle drum; Wormwood on harpsichord.

Wormwood and Screwtape are demon characters in the C.S. Lewis satire The Screwtape Letters.

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Mike
Okay, Crow? I'm putting you on Clu Gulager alert.
Crow
I'm on it, Mike. I take this very seriously.

Clu Gulager appeared in many movies during the 1970s (including some that made it to MST3K).

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Mike
Oh, David Spade is Satan!
Crow
It's good casting.
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Servo singing
What do you get when you fall from grace? You only get cast into perdition.

A parody of the Burt Bacharach / Hal David classic, "I'll Never Fall In Love Again"

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Mike
Odd, disturbing score co-written by Mike Post and Igor Stravinsky.

Mike Post is a famous composer of television theme songs. Igor Stravinsky was a famous composer in the first half of the 20th century.

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Crow, after character emerges from building marked "Ellen's Place"
Huh, what was Ann Heche doing in there?

Anne Heche is perhaps best known for her open lesbian relationship with comedian Ellen DeGeneres.

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Servo
You know, I was just thinking: that Gerald Ford is rather clumsy.

Gerald Ford was president of the United States from 1974 to 1977. He had a reputation for being clumsy.

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Crow
I'm gonna get out my guitar and practice "Sister Golden Hair".

A 1975 hit by the band America.

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Mike, singing
But the trees can't help their feelings if they like the way they're made...
Crow
Mike, stop it now!

From the 1970s Rush hit, "The Trees"

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Crow, as Jody walks through the woods
The first Richard Carpenter music video!
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Crow, as Jody skips stones across the pond
Ha! Let's see Christopher Atkins skip a stone like that!
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Mike
Whelp, I suppose the plot is not gonna unfold itself.
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Luther
You didn't 'call' him, did you?
Mike
Or, 'mail anything'?
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Crusty old farmer
Oh, bosh!
Servo
Oh, Hieronymous!

Hieronymous Bosch was a late Gothic painter famed for his rather strange and often nightmarish religious triptychs.

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Crow
I sure hope he said 'peanuts'.
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Mike, as unbelievably sweaty farmer
You know with Mitchum you can skip a week, did you know that?

"So effective you could even skip a day" is the slogan of Mitchum anti-perspirant and deodorant, often touted as the strongest anti-perspirant you can buy without a prescription.

00:23:16

First host segment

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Melissa
This is where the fish lives.
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Crow, as Grandma looks into a mirror
Oh man. Now a whithered old Billy Zane is gonna come in and give her a whithered old Coeur de la Mer.

A reference to the movie "Titanic" (1997).

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Crow, as characters approach an old shed
You know, if she had another of these, she'd be Melissa "Two Sheds" Strickland.

A reference to a "Monty Python's Flying Circus" sketch about a composer who is bugged by an interviewer about his irrelevant nickname "Two Sheds".

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Crow
Wait, you can't use 'Amazing Grace' in a *Devil* movie!
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Servo, after Grandma kills the cop
Can't you just call Harvey Keitel over to fix things?

Reference to the movie Pulp Fiction (1994); Harvey Keitel played a slick, suit wearing 'problem solver' named "The Wolf".

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Crow, during one of the painfully long pauses in dialog between the two main characters
TALK QUICKER!
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Dad
Pay attention to the word of the Lord.
Servo
For he loves you and he may KILL you if you don't!
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Mike, as mob slowly approaches
Casual...it's kind of like a Lake Woebegon witch burning.
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Servo, to the tune of 'Amazing Grace'
This song, is in, the puuublic domain. That's why, we used, it twiiiice.
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Crow, after old lady burns
In the wake of the tragedy, the town built a better grandma! Stronger! With a steel frame and a sprinkler system!

A play on the tagline for "The Six Million Dollar Man" (1974).

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Mike, as Luther
May the Dark One hold your soul in his clutches -- er, I mean, safe trip!
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Melissa
No! He cheated me! He never told me!
Mike
Man, if you can't trust the *Devil*!