the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 1008

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Crow, as priest in church> God is dead. We're closed.

<Crow> You know, the problem with churches is that they wear their religion on their sleeves. I mean, I go into a church, I don't want to be assaulted with 'God, God, God' all the time.

<Crow> Ah, you know, this music makes me want to put a triangle over my privates and squirm around. <Mike> Like in the movie? <Crow> Like what? What the hell are you talking about?

<Geronimo> You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move.

<Geronimo> You familiar with the Apaches? <Mike> The Cabbage Patchies?

<Palermo> I'll blow your brains OUT! <Crow> All over THE boat!

<Servo, at Joe Don Baker> Yes, our 'hero': a murderous oaf who threatens women with coathangers.

<Crow> Hey Malta! GET A TREE!

<Geronimo> I didn't start that ruckus. <Mifsud> "Ruckus"? That's what you call it? <Mike, as Mifsud> I prefer "fracas".

<Joe Don> Think you can take me? <Crow> ...to a Pizza Place?

<Joe Don> I used to hunt squirrels and jack rabbits back home. That's how we ate. <Servo> We stuffed dead raw squirels in our mouths.

<Mike> Thank ya for savin me tiny woman.

<Servo, as Geronimo is in a stand-off with two henchmen> The ugly, the ugly, and the ugly.

<Crow, in a deep voice> The sun is blotted out as Joe Don Baker approaches.

<Crow, commenting on Joe Don's cowboy suit> I'm glad that's a Nudie suit in name only.