Dashing, daring criminal Diabolik is on the lam with his equally attractive girlfriend, after he steals $10 million from the Italian government.
Beginning of the episode
"Two Fat Ladies": A British TV cookery show in the late 1990s which did indeed feature two overweight women, who rode a motorbike and sidecar to get from location to location.
A Supreme Court Justice. They wear long, black... Oh, forget it!
Forbes was very rich (he is dead now). He came from a very rich family, the Forbeses. He started _Forbes_, a magazine about money, and what to do with it. He also rode a Harley-Davidson motorcycle. Strange but loveable. RIP, Mal.
Mop 'n' Glow: A brand of floor cleaner.
Tantric sex involves using exercises to gain greater bodily control and is meant to extend the sex act to many hours without ejaculation. A quickie is sex done as quickly as possible, often in a public place.
Spelunking: Exploring caves (usually as a hobby).
Sister Helen Prejean (1938-): A leading American advocate for the abolition of the death penalty.
British comedian and actor Dudley Moore (1935-2002) was arrested for hitting his girlfriend in 1994; legendary musician Rick James (1948–2004) was convicted in 1993 of assaulting two women.
"Quincy, M.E." (1976-1983): A TV drama series starring Jack Klugman as Dr. Quincy, a coroner who investigates suspicious deaths.
A line from "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" (1964).
The Space Shuttle Challenger disaster in January 1986 (it exploded shortly after launching, killing all seven crewmembers) was caused by a twisted O-ring losing structural integrity.
In the Christian nativity story, the three gifts brought by the Wise Men for the baby Jesus are gold, frankincense and myrrh. (Frankincense and myrrh are actually types of resin, or dried tree sap, used to make incense.)
A reference to MST3K experiment #816, "Prince of Space".