the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode K00

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

If you add one of these quotes to the Annotation Project, make sure you have a timestamp specified.

<Joel> We've got Movie Sign!

<Joel> You know, I found the secret of life the other day, but it kinda bummed me out. <Crow> You found the secret of life? Why did it bum you out? <Joel> Because it was on 8-track...

<Guy> That's an asteroid! <Joel> That's no asteroid... that's a battlestation!

<Servo> Ah, y'know, liquor makes everything right. <Joel> From the liquor council. <Crow> It's what your body's thirsty for.