the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode K04

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

If you add one of these quotes to the Annotation Project, make sure you have a timestamp specified.

<Crow> Remember, never stick anything in your ear larger than a pirate.

<Joel> Turtles can't be frozen, silly alligator creature.

<Phone message> I think you should have less movie and more chapstick on your show.

<Onodera> What have you got there? <Dopey guy> Your friend's bones. <Onodera> You can keep them, you fool. They're a pig's bones. <Joel> His friend was a pig?