the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode K09

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Joel, over psychedelic visuals> Triiiiipppyyyyy... I'm trippin!

<Crow, looking at a dead sheep> Oh... Kitteeee... <Joel> Oh... Crow... that's a lamb. *guy puts his cigarette out near by* <Crow> Ewww he put his cigarette out in it! Oh ick!

<Joel> He's gonna make a puppet outta it. <Servo> What's a puppet? <Crow> A Haitian dictator.

<Joel> When you're out in the woods, you can't beat Off!

<James to Kendra> You had a close call out there. How do you feel? <Servo> Oh, a little antsy.

<Servo> Never hollow out a robot and make a fort out of him.

<Crow> I hate when my meal kicks me in the face.

<Crow> So the ants can balance their checkbook, big deal!

<Crow, as queen ant is laying eggs> Hope nobody's eating rice right now.

<Servo> Hey, this isn't a Gamera movie. Their mouths are moving with the words.

<Dr. Hobbs> I believe I've located the queen. <Crow> It's the one in the dress.