the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode K14

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

If you add one of these quotes to the Annotation Project, make sure you have a timestamp specified.

<Woman> Would you like to sit with me? <Crow> While I spackle my teeth?

<Servo> How are we on the 'About this big' meter?

<Crow, singing ala I am a lineman for the county> I am a lineman for the Starfleet

<Joel> Movie siiiiiign, woah!

<Joel> You can't pick a lock with a button. I don't care where you took your secret agent training.

<Joel> That's entertainment. <Servo> If it isn't, I don't know what is. Maybe watching three guys watch a movie would be better.

<Joel> Let's go to a commercial -- I feel like Benny Hill.