the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode K16

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Dr. F, to Dr. Erhardt> We can't make it on cuteness alone. We're not mild-mannered matinee idols.

<Crow, after several hospital scenes> Dr. Seuss to the drawing room.

<Servo> Dogs always do have a keen sense of natural disaster waiting for humans.

<Crow, after a building explodes and people are running> Think of the marshmallow manufacturers -- they're really going to clean up!

<Joel, as part of a building crumbles in the midst of fiery chaos to reveal a man seated on a toilet> Man, he must've had really bad gas. The look on his face...

<Movie doctor to a group of kids in hospital> You know how to play "Follow the Leader," right? <Crow> Well, this is called "Follow the Burning Doctor."

<Servo> Eww, two people choking on one person's vomit.

<Servo, as a fireman uncovering the face of a burned body> It's the scent I love.

<Crow> Yeah, make sure you get water in every wound!

<Servo, as burning guy runs around> Stop, drop, and roll! Stop, drop, and roll! [guy drops dead] Good, now roll! ... Don't just drop.