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Quotes Tagged with "1970s"

Quote From Episode 201: Rocketship X-M

Crow
Good night Rockford dad

Quote From Episode 306: Time Of The Apes

Catherine
Let's stay together!
Servo
Yeah, that's what Al Green said. I agree.

Quote From Episode 514: Teenage Strangler

Cop, to rowdy teens
Alright, hold it down in here!
Tom
Bored Straight.

Quote From Episode 601: Girls Town

Silver, to statue of St. Jude
Listen Saint Jude, you're supposed to help people who haven't got a chance. That's me. I haven't got a chance in God's world.
Servo, as statue
Never once did you ask me to your house for coffee...

Quote From Episode 621: The Beast Of Yucca Flats

Crow
Tor is all the Brothers Johnson rolled into one.

Quote From Episode 622: Angels Revenge

Mike
I have a feeling that Johnny Wad is gonna be in this.

Quote From Episode 622: Angels Revenge

Woman
I didn't even know he was using that stuff.
Mike, as woman
He also made an attempt on Ford's life.

Quote From Episode 701: Night Of The Blood Beast

Mike
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.

Quote From Episode 701: Night Of The Blood Beast

Tom
Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Servo
This guy killed himself when the Edgar Winter Group broke up

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Servo, as main character
I really am just dust in the wind, man, they are so right.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Mike, as main character
I'd like to call my horse with no name... but he doesn't have a name.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Servo
I think he's doing Frampton Comes Alive.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Mike
Like when you crank 'Don't Fear the Reaper'

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Archaeologist, dusting off tablet
The fact is we found it below the great flood level, so it must be at least 5000 years old. Which would make it one of the oldest human records.
Servo
Older than Frampton Comes Alive!

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Tom, as Adad looking up to the sunlight
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret

Quote From Episode 807: Terror From The Year 5000

Servo, as Angelo enters his shack
Funky little shack. Funky Little Shack! Whooo!

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Tom as Tom Petty
It's alright if you love me...

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Nastenka
Thank you rosy fingered dawn.
Mike, as The Sun
Some day you'll return the favor.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Mike
The Ozark Mountain Daredevils plan their next album.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Tom
Tonight on a very special Grizzly Adams

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Mike
How not to be seen.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Stepmother
You are a queen!
Mike
...In that you look like Freddy Mercury.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Mike, as Ivan spanks Baba Yaga with the broom
Robert Mapplethorpe's "Strega Nona."

Quote From Episode 817: Horror Of Party Beach

Crow
How can I star in Longstreet if I have a girlfriend like you?

Quote From Episode 908: The Touch Of Satan

Mike
This is very 70s. I'm guessing Anthony Zerbe must be in this.
Crow
I think it's Tony Musante as a kind of hip Satan that solves crimes.

Quote From Episode 908: The Touch Of Satan

Crow
I'm gonna get out my guitar and practice "Sister Golden Hair".

Quote From Episode 908: The Touch Of Satan

Crow, as Jody walks through the woods
The first Richard Carpenter music video!

Quote From Episode 908: The Touch Of Satan

Crow, after old lady burns
In the wake of the tragedy, the town built a better grandma! Stronger! With a steel frame and a sprinkler system!

Quote From Episode 910: The Final Sacrifice

Zap Rowsdower
It's a cult.
Servo, as Rowsdower
They worship blue oysters.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Mike, as Natalie looks at a framed photograph
Mmmm...I love you, Scott Baio.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Crow, as our 'heroes' speed down a road in their car
They *are*, in fact, travelling down the road and they *are* flirting with disaster.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Crow, as the large Soultaker comes into view
Michael Learned!

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Servo, as a woman patient in shown
Art Garfunkel!

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Servo, singing, as woman patient is shown again
Like a bridge over...

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Mike, singing, as Natalie is shown in a hospital bed, with lung-assisting apparatus attached to her mouth
Do you feel like...

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Mike, as Natalie is shown again in the hospital bed, with breathing apparatus
She's Snuffalupagus.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Crow, as Zack disrupts an passionate embrace between Natalie and Joe Estevez' Soultaker
Don't tongue the reaper!

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Servo, as a footchase scene occurs in the hospital stairway
It's the THX-1138 stairs!

Quote From Episode 1008: Final Justice

Crow, as escaping monk
Nice try, Joe Don! I'm off to make Xerox commercials!