- Joel, as Cleaver sitting on chair comes into frame
- There's Ward Cleaver.
- Crow, as the credit for Hugh Beaumont appears
- Hey, Ward.
- Servo, as the credit for Alan Napier follows next
- Oh and Alfred the Butler!
- Mike
- It doesn't get any better than this men.
- Crow, as Dr. Jud Bellamin descends with the rope pulled tightly to his crotch
- You know this is why the Cleavers stopped at two children.
- Servo as Dr. Jud Bellamin being groped at by Mole People
- June, No, not tonight honey.
- Mike, as Ward
- I've been thinking, now that we have two children it's time to marry
June.