Quotes Tagged with "actors"
- Crow
- Good night Rockford dad
- Tom Servo
- Good night Mike Nelson of "Sea Hunt" fame.
- Crow, as Lloyd Bridges
- By this time, my lungs were aching for air.
- Servo, as graveskeeper steps on cat's tail
- Oh, that's nice. I'm callin' Betty White.
- Crow, as full-figured woman models a bathing suit
- It's Divine in the early days!
- Servo
- It's a whole planet of Ron Perlmans!
- Johnny
- Mother!
- Servo
- Roseanne!
- Joel, after an apperance by the villain
- Don't smoke.
- Max
- Stick around, this could be fun.
- Credits
- Special Guest Star: CLAUDE AKINS
- Crow
- Not with Claude Akins in it.
- Crow
- Demi Moore? I've dreamed of her running out of the woods into my Chevy
van!
- Max, swerving to avoid hitting Demi Moore
- Whoa!
- Servo, as Max
- Whoa! That's Demi Moore, whoa!
- Crow
- He looks as much like a ninja as Irene Ryan.
- Crow, as George Lazenby (Mallory)
- I used to be Bond, James Bond. Now I'm in movies, bad movies.
- Sign
- Kellock Hall: Women's Residence
- Mike
- Ah, except for Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari
- Mike, wearing a blonde wig and a fake bronzed chest
- Fabio!
- Servo, same as Mike
- Fabio!
- Crow, same as Mike and Servo
- Fabio!
- All
- We're FABIO!
- Servo, of the Voodoo Woman
- Look - Lisa Bonet on any given day.
- Crow, of the waking Zombie
- Danny Bonaduce on any given morning.
- Crow
- The Cindy Williams Murders.
- Mike
- The Coffee Guy!
- Servo, as Coffee Guy
- I like coffee.
- Servo
- I just love how deep Tony Cardoza gets into character.
- Crow
- Yeah, he just goes in there and sits.
- Mike
- He did all his fake driving for this movie.
- Crow, as the soon to be strangled wife
- I wonder if I look like Laura Dern. Nah.
- Servo
- I'm Cherokee Jack!
- Tom, as woman shoots a thug
- Eat lead, Freddie Prinze!
- Mike
- Jeffrey Tambor *is* Saint Joan.
- Crow
- She's a strange cross between Barry and Cindy Williams.
- Servo
- Ron Howard pops the clutch, signals, checks both ways, and proceeds
gently into traffic, politely inviting people to eat his dust!
- Mike, as doctor
- Hmm... I was in a monkey suit, and suddenly I was in this movie.
- Crow
- Mark Hamill in Falling Down
- Tom, as first sacrifce steps forward
- Ah Helen Mirren volunteers to go first.
- Mike, as radio room operator
- This is Norm MacDonald.
- Crow
- Still not enough for Robert Downey Jr.
- Mike, as old man
- Angela Lansbury is hot.
- Mike
- He's got June Allyson hair.
- Crow, as Father Mushroom rings his bell
- Paul Williams.
- Mike, as Nastinka
- Uh, why are you so mean to me tanta Ernest Borgnine?
- Tom
- Larry Drake and Vanessa Redgrave.
- Crow
- She makes Olivia Hussy look like Thelma Ritter.
- Crow
- He's turning into Oliver Reed's liver.
- Servo
- James Franciscus is not pleased.
- Crow, after a woman screams
- Ah! It's Chris Farley in a thong!
- Tom
- He's like an Armand Assantawantabe.
- Apollonia
- But that was before I met Aram Fingal.
- Servo
- ...a.k.a. Gomez.
- Servo, as Raul
- But I'm signed to play Archbishop Romero!
- Crow
- Today the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza
pie.
- Servo
- Scientists believe that's amore.
- Mike
- ...and that's why I'm dressed as Quentin Crisp.
- Mike
- He's showing off his Ray Bolger physique.
- Servo
- Okay Merlin Olsen, let's go!
- Crow
- Do I look like Lee Marvin?
- Troy
- Dad!
- Crow, as Troy
- *That's* my favorite Jack Lemmon movie.
- Crow
- This sounds like a movie that should have Matthew Broderick in it.
- Crow, as female nurses run down a hospital hallway
- George Clooney's taking his shirt off!
- Crow, as Zack poses inconspicuously
- He's John Stamos-ing.
- Servo, as Brad and his date are shown sitting in their car
- Oh no, it's Kathy Griffin!
- Crow, as the large Soultaker comes into view
- Michael Learned!
- Detective
- I shoulda known.
- Servo
- Since I'm Griffin Dunne.
- Servo, as an oxygen mask is placed on a crash victim, shot from victim's perspective
- Frank Booth cam.
- Crow, as the Joe Estevez Soultaker lurks
- My nephew made Mighty Ducks.
- Mike, as the liquor store clerk notices the door opening by itself
- Why, it's Harvey. Hi, Harvey!