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Quotes Tagged with "brand name"

Quote From Episode 111: Moon Zero Two

Joel, as Hubbard
Where's the Armor-All?

Quote From Episode 111: Moon Zero Two

Crow, looking at Whitsun
Oh, thank you, Vidal Sassoon. (as Vidal) I don't look good, and you don't look good.

Quote From Episode 301: Cave Dwellers

Joel
Hmm... Borromel. The thorough, but gentle, laxative.

Quote From Episode 522: Teenage Crime Wave

Mike
None of this would have happened if they had just used The Club.
Servo
...On each other.

Quote From Episode 523: Village Of The Giants

Servo
Wow! The Maiden-form woman. You'll never know where she'll turn up.

Quote From Episode 604: Zombie Nightmare

Crow
Toughskins.

Quote From Episode 606: The Creeping Terror

Mike
These people saved with MCI.

Quote From Episode 608: Code Name: Diamond Head

Crow
They need Rogaine.

Quote From Episode 614: San Francisco International

Mike
By Mennen!

Quote From Episode 614: San Francisco International

Woman
Everybody wants to know you, to be your pal.
Crow, as Woman
And nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!

Quote From Episode 614: San Francisco International

Mike
Radio provided by Playskool.

Quote From Episode 614: San Francisco International

Mike
Texaco guys!

Quote From Episode 614: San Francisco International

Crow
Ah, Hickory Farm gift pack.

Quote From Episode 703: Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell

Crow, as Deathstalker
Boy, that Freeze 'N' Shine sure goes up fast.

Quote From Episode 704: The Incredible Melting Man

Crow
Why is she running through the EZ Mini Storage?

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Servo
Operation
Crow
Remove wrenched ankle *bzzt*

Quote From Episode 810: The Giant Spider Invasion

Male Hick
You're so dumb, you wouldn't know rabbit turds from Rice Krispies.
Crow
Snap crackle poop.

Quote From Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Servo, as cat
Whaat? I just puked up my Fancy Feast, is all.

Quote From Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Servo
She's a Q-tip.

Quote From Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Mike
Crackle mourns the death of Pop.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Servo, as Ivan
Think I will go knock off a bottle of Finlandia

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Tom
Was her bucket full of Rogaine?

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

*ding*
Crow
with Retsin.
*ding*
Crow
Again with Retsin.
*ding*
Crow
Retsin.

Quote From Episode 816: Prince Of Space

Crow, as camera pans over model
HO scale Japan!
Servo
Japan, by Marx!

Quote From Episode 907: Hobgoblins

Mike, as old man crunches toward a distant warehouse
What, has he got Pringles in his shoes?

Quote From Episode 907: Hobgoblins

Crow, as Old Janitor
In here's my secret stash of Cheetos, Dr Pepper and back issues of Cosmo.

Quote From Episode 907: Hobgoblins

Young Janitor
You Hoo, Mr. McCready.
Servo, as Young Janitor
I need another Yoo-hoo.

Quote From Episode 907: Hobgoblins

Mike
What, did they split a keg of Robitussin? What are you-- get *up*.

Quote From Episode 908: The Touch Of Satan

Servo
The Touch of Satan... softens hands while you do the dishes.

Quote From Episode 908: The Touch Of Satan

Mike, as unbelievably sweaty farmer
You know with Mitchum you can skip a week, did you know that?

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Crow, as Soultaker leaves with patient's soul
See, if he had put The Club on his soul this would not have happened.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Mike, as Natalie is shown lying on the ground after the car accident
She survived by her Danskins.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Crow, as a Soultaker appears in a car window
Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Mike, as a bathtub is being filled
No! She's going to add Mr. Bubble and give herself a urinary infection!

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Mike, as Natalie's bath continues to be prepared
You want Batman Crazy Foam?

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Crow, as the main couple hug each other
Gee, your soul smells terrific.

Quote From Episode 1012: Squirm

Servo, as Gilbert, who is pulling out his now-springless pocketwatch
My Tamagotchi seems okay...

Quote From Episode 1013: Diabolik

Crow
Yeah, you go through Mop 'n' Glow by the case keeping this place shiny.