Quotes Tagged with "brand name"
- Joel, as Hubbard
- Where's the Armor-All?
- Crow, looking at Whitsun
- Oh, thank you, Vidal Sassoon. (as Vidal) I don't look good, and you
don't look good.
- Joel
- Hmm... Borromel. The thorough, but gentle, laxative.
- Mike
- None of this would have happened if they had just used The Club.
- Servo
- ...On each other.
- Servo
- Wow! The Maiden-form woman. You'll never know where she'll turn up.
- Crow
- Toughskins.
- Mike
- These people saved with MCI.
- Crow
- They need Rogaine.
- Mike
- By Mennen!
- Woman
- Everybody wants to know you, to be your pal.
- Crow, as Woman
- And nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!
- Mike
- Radio provided by Playskool.
- Mike
- Texaco guys!
- Crow
- Ah, Hickory Farm gift pack.
- Crow, as Deathstalker
- Boy, that Freeze 'N' Shine sure goes up fast.
- Crow
- Why is she running through the EZ Mini Storage?
- Servo
- Operation
- Crow
- Remove wrenched ankle *bzzt*
- Male Hick
- You're so dumb, you wouldn't know rabbit turds from Rice Krispies.
- Crow
- Snap crackle poop.
- Servo, as cat
- Whaat? I just puked up my Fancy Feast, is all.
- Servo
- She's a Q-tip.
- Mike
- Crackle mourns the death of Pop.
- Servo, as Ivan
- Think I will go knock off a bottle of Finlandia
- Tom
- Was her bucket full of Rogaine?
- *ding*
- Crow
- with Retsin.
- *ding*
- Crow
- Again with Retsin.
- *ding*
- Crow
- Retsin.
- Crow, as camera pans over model
- HO scale Japan!
- Servo
- Japan, by Marx!
- Mike, as old man crunches toward a distant warehouse
- What, has he got Pringles in his shoes?
- Crow, as Old Janitor
- In here's my secret stash of Cheetos, Dr Pepper and back issues of
Cosmo.
- Young Janitor
- You Hoo, Mr. McCready.
- Servo, as Young Janitor
- I need another Yoo-hoo.
- Mike
- What, did they split a keg of Robitussin? What are you-- get *up*.
- Servo
- The Touch of Satan... softens hands while you do the dishes.
- Mike, as unbelievably sweaty farmer
- You know with Mitchum you can skip a week, did you know that?
- Crow, as Soultaker leaves with patient's soul
- See, if he had put The Club on his soul this would not have happened.
- Mike, as Natalie is shown lying on the ground after the car accident
- She survived by her Danskins.
- Crow, as a Soultaker appears in a car window
- Do you have any Grey Poupon?
- Mike, as a bathtub is being filled
- No! She's going to add Mr. Bubble and give herself a urinary infection!
- Mike, as Natalie's bath continues to be prepared
- You want Batman Crazy Foam?
- Crow, as the main couple hug each other
- Gee, your soul smells terrific.
- Servo, as Gilbert, who is pulling out his now-springless pocketwatch
- My Tamagotchi seems okay...
- Crow
- Yeah, you go through Mop 'n' Glow by the case keeping this place shiny.