Quotes Tagged with "food"
- Mike, as a Soultaker grabs a victim
- Where are the Stewart Sandwiches?
- Servo
- Once you've tasted 'lineman' you'll never go back. Bet you can't eat
just one!
- An older woman, dressed uncannily like Mrs. Butterworth, runs out to see the commotion
- Joel
- Mrs. Butterworth, help!
- Servo
- Mighty Jack, A story of a brave pancake starring Aunt Jemimah and Flap
the Wonder Dog
- Joel, indicating soldier eating from a can as narrator drones on about 'Q'
- Hey, he's eating Q-rations.
- Joel
- Ice cream? I LOVE this party!
- Servo, after Disrepectful Punk throws a handful of pasta at his mom
- Didn't stick. Must not be done.
- Mike, as Disrespectful Punk
- I'm gonna go buy some more vermicelli!
- Servo
- Mmm! Good, white, hearty, white bread for white, white people!
- Crow
- Ah, Hickory Farm gift pack.
- Servo
- Hey, a Fluffernutter spill.
- Mike, as Lombardi
- I could use a Frogurt
- Crow, as Lombardi
- I'm going out for a sack of White Castles, you want anything?
- Mike
- Ortega, taco shells are made from *people*!
- Servo
- He's turning into a brisket.
- Mike
- Crackle mourns the death of Pop.
- Mike, as council member
- I'd like to confuse bok choi with cabbage, sir.
- Crow
- Enjoy a nice serving of brown betty with death! But, but, mostly eat
death.
- Mike
- Ooh! He had a mouthful of Starburst.
- Servo
- So long no less than 95 percent meat and meat byproducts!
- Mike
- They did chicken right.
- Servo
- Yes!
- Crow
- They're excavating a tiramisu.
- Noel
- Don't be so quick to dismiss legends. Legends have to begin somewhere.
- Mike, as Noel
- Like the Keebler Elves.
- Crow, as Carrie
- Um, did you know your grandpa smells like Beefaroni?
- Mike
- Better than the new bigger Cheez-Its?
- Mike
- Look, he's got a little bottle of Mrs. Butterworth on his night table.
- Mike, as old man crunches toward a distant warehouse
- What, has he got Pringles in his shoes?
- Crow, as Old Janitor
- In here's my secret stash of Cheetos, Dr Pepper and back issues of
Cosmo.
- Young Janitor
- You Hoo, Mr. McCready.
- Servo, as Young Janitor
- I need another Yoo-hoo.
- Mike, as Troy
- Cold Crazy Bread. It really IS crazy.
- Crow, as Brad drives his car
- I bet you can never get the smell of Hardee's out of that car.
- Servo, as Zack looks at the Summerfest carnival
- I'm psyched, I'm gonna score me a funnel cake.
- Mike, as a bag of suspicious powder is found in Brad's car
- Hmmm...uncut Lik-M-Ade.