Quotes Tagged with "movies"
- Servo, as distraught man drops book of matches
- 429 matches exactly. Exactly 429.
- Joel
- That's a good impression, Servo.
- Servo
- I'm an excellent driver.
- Servo, as front lit man walks on camera from the dark behind him
- Here's Johnny!
- Joel
- Wendy, I'm home.
- Crow as Mother, while shadowy man advances up stairs towards female victim
- Norman, I told you not to bother the guests!
- Crow, with accent
- One 45 caliber handgun, two packages of chewing gum, one issue of
prophylactics, one hundred...
- Crow, with German accent
- Of course women would be chosen for their sexual prowess.
- Tom, with German accent
- And animals would be bred and slaughtered!
- Betty
- ...two separate personalities trying to gain control.
- Crow
- Glen *and* Glenda.
- Servo, as Lewis pulls a branch off a tree
- Ow, hey. How would you like it if somebody picked apples off of you?
- Servo, as scene opens on house exterior
- Meanwhile, at the Amityville house...
- Crow, as voice coming from wheelbarrow of cookout food
- Don't bury me, I'm not dead yet!
- Servo
- Cato... Cato... Where are you my little yellow friend?
- Crow, in Scottish voice, watching a time-lapse shot of the clouds
- Before the dawn of time, a race of druids. Nobuty knew who dey were or
where dey came from.
- Servo, at passing white van
- Hey, it's Jame Gumb's van!
- Crow, as Jame Gumb
- It puts the lotion on its skin!
- Servo
- Go away Shane, go away.
- Crow, as an ape crosses the bridge
- Prepare to meet Kali... IN HELL!
- Joel
- It's Heckraiser!
- Crow, as our hero Ken encounters a young boy named Ken
- Hey, is *everybody* named Ken?
- Joel
- I guess... Planet of the Kens...?
- Servo, on Ken's predicament
- He's in more trouble than "Hudson Hawk" at the box office!
- Tom Servo
- It's Frank Poole!
- Captain Joe
- Rocky? You okay?
- Servo, as Rocky Balboa
- Uh... yo! Adrian! Cut me! Cut me!
- Mike
- That's the cast of the "Poseidon Adventure" coming the other
way.
- Crow, pan over a crowded bar
- Hey, Chris Walken's playing Russian roulette!
- Servo
- Suddenly, it *is* "Ishtar", here.
- Servo
- Bacchus-3 will be back in: "Sweet Sweetback's Badass Song!"
- Crow, as car is airlifted off
- This is no place for a convertible!
- Secret agent, tinkering with a transmitter
- They might be monitoring it!
- Joel
- They Might Be Giants!
- Crow, as gunshots ricochet off of oil drums
- They hate these cans!
- Servo
- I remember! The scene where Queequeg sits motionless on the deck
meditating, fortelling the death of the crew.
- Crow
- Oh, yeah! Yeah! And Scout sees Atticus shoot the mad dog in the street
and...
- Joel
- And then Patrick Swayze comes in and says--
- All
- "It's my way or the highway!"
- Servo
- One of the mommies in "The Rose".
- Joel, as two guys arm wrestle
- It's Over The Top.
- Crow, in Margaret Dumont voice
- Nobody asked for a raygun, put that right away
- Servo
- Is it fueled by imagination?
- Crow
- Should we be afraid, be very afraid?
- Crow
- Is it a sassy, brassy, musical humdinger?
- Servo
- Is it a new high in adventure, when they go thrill deep in danger?
- Joel
- It is not the most exciting undersea odyssey ever filmed and it is not
100% pure adrenaline.
- Crow
- Aha, then it's a bikini clad romp through summer's fun
- Servo
- Is it a shocking exposé of souls in bondage, maybe?
- Crow
- Is it not only is nose that grows?
- Servo
- Is it personal this time?
- Servo
- Do we watch Dudley Moore juggle two women in a battle to save his
sanity?
- Joel
- Indy, throw me the whip!
- Servo? whispering
- Throw me the idol
- Servo
- Help the bombardier!
- Crow
- I *am* the bombardier!
- Servo
- Well then help him!
- Servo, singing
- Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you...
- Joel
- Hey, it's Bert and Ernie!
- Crow
- I can barely hear his heart beating.
- Captain Robbins
- Well there's one nice thing about birds, they never cause anybody any
trouble.
- Crow
- Yeah, tell that to Tippi Hedren!
- Servo, referring to the short's title screen
- "Hired 2: Electric Boogaloo"
- Mike
- Jimmy pops the clutch and politely asks the world "Would you mind
eating my dust, so much?"
- Servo, as Kathy picks up a backpack and whip
- Short Round, get me my stuff.
- Crow
- Clara Peller, in "Rear Window".
- All, singing
- ...the house began to twitch!
- Servo
- Whoa, they found a little demon puppy; they found Chucky!
- Crow
- Relax, relax, it's just Keith Magnuson.
- Santa, in Deep 13
- I'm here to eat candy canes and kick ass, and I'm all out of candy
canes!
- Mike
- Robin Williams IS Mrs. Brubaker!
- Mike
- Of all the discotheques in the world, why'd she have to come in here?
- Silver, to statue of St. Jude
- Listen Saint Jude, you're supposed to help people who haven't got a
chance. That's me. I haven't got a chance in God's world.
- Servo, as statue
- Never once did you ask me to your house for coffee...
- Crow
- The Rock in Betty Lou's Pantyhose.
- Mike
- Ortega, taco shells are made from *people*!
- Mike
- ...meanwhile, in a Kurosawa film...
- Mike
- Eurgh, Freddy Krueger.
- Crow
- Later, these moths turn up in the mouths of Bob's victims.
- Crow, as a third person moves into the shot of a skydiving scene
- Excuse me! We're filming a James Bond movie here. Could you move,
please?
- Crow
- He looks like Dr. Zaius. He's even got the Dr. Zaius suit.
- Servo, as Kid looks at himself in the mirror
- You talkin' to me?
- Crow, as Tor
- Stay alive, whatever occur, Tor find!
- Servo, as the Dad runs with the plane flying behind him
- Ahh, bit of a ripoff?
- Mike
- Coleman steals from only the best!
- Servo, as Tor
- Tor coulda been contender, instead bum which am.
- Crow, impersonating Keanu Reeves
- What do you do? Shoot the hostage.
- Doctor
- It's impossible.
- Tom
- Inconceivable!
- Tom, over close up of Marfushka
- Someday I'll be a real boy.
- Crow
- Wow, it's like Nick and Nora Charles.
- Servo
- It's kinda like Waterworld when the Smokers attack the thing, only this
holds together better.
- Crow, in British accent
- It's the Judean People's Front! Or the People's Front of Judea!
- Mike
- The alternate ending to Ice Pirates.
- Crow, as Bearded Evil Guy
- There can be only one... or two!
- Puddle of green special effect
- (tinkly electronic noises)
- Mike
- Tron?!
- Mike
- Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
- Servo
- Steve 2: Electric Boogaloo.
- Credits
- JONATHAN DEMME: Matt
- Mike
- Jonathan Demme! Ah, who cares. Anyway.
- Crow
- Right now I'm learning that even though this movie is about 80 minutes
long, it feels like Berlin Alexanderplatz.
- Servo, as Mike is tied up on desk
- Boy, I still think we really screwed up on that whole Thunderdome
fiasco!
- Crow
- Oh come on, can't we just get Beyond Thunderdome?
- Both
- Ha ha, ha! Thank you.
- Crow, as alien
- I know what you're thinking. Did I fire six gorlocks or only five?
- Mike
- Dirty and Hairy.
- Mike, as Billy, putting the blaster on his arm
- A Daisy Red Ryder Repeating Rifle! Thanks, Dad!
- Crow
- Do the apes know they're filming in the Forbidden Zone?
- Mike, as doctor
- Hmm... I was in a monkey suit, and suddenly I was in this movie.
- Mike, as investigator
- What about the rights of that little girl?
- Mike, as main character
- Somebody stop me.
- Crow
- Mark Hamill in Falling Down
- Servo
- Well, Mike, jerking around must have caused a flame-out...
- Mike
- Ugh, he looks like a rat of NIMH.
- Servo, as Gill Man attempting to mate with foxy ichthyologist
- Ah, can't you see what I'm trying to tell you, Mrs. Claypool? I love
you!
- Servo
- Can we watch "My Life as a Dog" again tonight?
- Mike, as LaFarge stumbles through the snow
- Geez, they're only keeping this guy so they can hollow him out and
crawl inside when he dies.
- Elinu, the High Priest
- You will die in the Fire of Ishtar!
- Crow
- Hey that movie wasn't *that* bad, I mean...
- Servo, as Algar touches a dead guard
- Data is down!
- Mike, as guard reaches for the torch
- Look out! Harold Lloyd is behind you!
- Crow
- I feel a disturbance, as though a million monkeys cried out at once and
then were silenced.
- Crow
- Hmm, Howard the Duck was here.
- Servo, over dog barking
- Rin Tin Tin in "Coming Home".
- Crow
- Hey, Stallone!
- Mike, chanting
- Koyaanisqatsi
- Mike
- The little bushman didn't know what to make of the can.
- Servo
- Koyaanisqatsi
- Servo
- I think Corky St. Clair choreographed this.
- Servo
- Xanadu, stately home of Charles Whitman.
- Crow
- The storage lockers of Dr. Caligari.
- Servo, just before commercial
- We'll return to "In Cold Blood goes to California"!
- Mike
- Polly Go Lightly goes to the state fair.
- Crow, as Running Cop
- I wish I were liquid metal, man...
- Servo, as weedy cop, in wildly breaking voice
- Seeing as how this is a .44 Magnum...
- Tom as Pee-wee Herman
- You keep knitting and knitting and knitting...
- Crow, as Scarlett O'Hara
- With God as my witness, I will never go hungry again!
- Nastenka
- Thank you rosy fingered dawn.
- Mike, as The Sun
- Some day you'll return the favor.
- Crow
- Now I gotta keep stirring the sauce, deliver these guns to Jimmy and a
...
- Tom, as Ivan
- Wow, dad! It's a Daisy!
- Crow, as camera tilts down past 2 birds on an etched stone
- Heckle and Jeckle in The Ten Commandments
- Tom, as Ethel Thayer, as Ivan prepares to fire his bow
- Norman, The Loons! Kill them!
- Tom, to flying feather
- Now go find Forrest Gump, stick him in the eye and *KILL HIM*
- Crow, as Lt. Sulu
- There is a Feather Craft approaching captain.
- Nastenka
- I have no time to speak to you, I've got to work
- Tom, as Nastenka
- I'm a welder by day and a dancer by night
- Mike, as bears run away
- Ben, Ben, Ben!
- Tom
- Tonight on a very special Grizzly Adams
- Crow
- Friend Good.
- Crow
- Alfalfas greatest role.
- Tom, as film cuts to a roast piglet and Mike and Crow cry
- Babe! Ohhhh no, Babe.
- Ivan
- Rawwr, raaar.
- Crow
- Chewbacca? Where are you?
- Crow, as image of Nastinka appears
- Help me Obi Wan Kenoboski
- Crow, as camera pans across family in front of house
- Pagoda of the Damned!
- Servo, as men stand up in the weeds
- Grownups of the Corn.
- Mike
- The incredible, horrible Mr. Limpet.
- Mike
- Original soundtrack by Nigel Tufnel.
- Servo
- James Franciscus is not pleased.
- Servo
- Kubrick saw this scene and said "We've found our Heywood
Floyd"
- Crowe
- Oh, Gopher, are you lost?
- Crow
- Shake it, Ralph Macchio!
- Servo
- The Honeymooners!
- Mike
- You know, a lot of people have compared this scene with the climactic
chariot scene in "Ben Hur". Yeah, you know they usually say,
"Ben Hur was really good. This movie totally sucks."
- Crow
- Still, it's better than "Days of Thunder".
- Servo, as man with gun
- Give me all your soylent green man!
- Eddie, as Nick
- Hey children of the corn!
- Servo
- Hi!
- Crow
- Hi!
- Nick
- You still don't get it, do you?
- Tom
- Kevin Spacey WAS Keyser Soze.
- Apollonia
- But that was before I met Aram Fingal.
- Servo
- ...a.k.a. Gomez.
- Servo, as Raul
- But I'm signed to play Archbishop Romero!
- Fingal
- Last thing I knew, I was about to be killed by an elephant...
- Mike, as Fingal
- I should have wrapped him up in cellophant.
- Servo, as Dr. Paul Steiner
- My ugly little dummy.
- Servo, as Dr. Paul Steiner
- You're an ugly stupid little doctor.
- Servo, as Dr. Paul Steiner
- Ugly dummy!
- Mike
- He'll come out half man and half wristwatch.
- Servo
- Wait! There's a fly in there!
- Servo, as Dr. Paul Steiner
- Smell the glove!
- Crow, when watching the spaceship hover over Stonehenge
- No one knows who they were, or what they were doing
- Mike
- With Randall 'Tex' Cobb as the mask
- Servo
- This is where Billy Jack should come riding up.
- Crow
- This is a production of "Road House in the Park".
- Servo
- Uh, Rat Patrol should've hung it up after the war.
- Crow
- Louis Leakey in "Every Which Way But Loose".
- Mike
- The Color of Horny
- Servo
- They picked up Jeremiah Johnson.
- Servo
- Jimmy Stewart and Rex Smith in "Breaking In".
- Servo, after Hobgoblin uses a horn
- Make that three hard boiled eggs.
- Crow, as Grandma looks into a mirror
- Oh man. Now a whithered old Billy Zane is gonna come in and give her a
whithered old Coeur de la Mer.
- Troy
- Dad!
- Crow, as Troy
- *That's* my favorite Jack Lemmon movie.
- Mike, as Troy
- Dear Counselor Troi, I waited at Denny's, but you didn't meet me.
- Servo
- Still a better edited movie than Batman and Robin.
- Crow, commenting on the Soultaker's special effects
- He uses Ghostbusters technology.
- Crow, as Karen walks up to Natalie's house
- I sure look forward to that Michael J. Fox movie tonight.
- Servo, as a couple embrace at the Summerfest. The woman is wearing a ship captain's hat
- Pissed off at the Anything Goes rehearsal.
- Servo, as an oxygen mask is placed on a crash victim, shot from victim's perspective
- Frank Booth cam.
- Crow, as the Joe Estevez Soultaker lurks
- My nephew made Mighty Ducks.
- Mike, as the liquor store clerk notices the door opening by itself
- Why, it's Harvey. Hi, Harvey!
- Mother
- Natalie?
- Natalie
- Uh, just a second, mom!
- Mike
- He's making violent love to me, Mother.
- Servo, as a footchase scene occurs in the hospital stairway
- It's the THX-1138 stairs!
- Mike, indicating pink-hulled boat in the background
- So sad, the Operation Petticoat set sitting out there, rusting...
- Mike, as Joe Don shoves bartender's face into a fishtank
- Where'd he go, K-K-K-Ken?
- Servo
- Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!
- Mike, as Santa reaching for eerie moving package
- Why, Barton Fink left a present!
- Servo, as Titanic captain leans over old woman who is examining her old butterfly-shaped grooming implement
- It's a bug hunt, man!