Quotes Tagged with "politics"
- Servo, as camera pans to beauty pageant judges
- Hey, it's the Warren Commission!
- Servo
- There's Jesse 'The Body' Vogel.
- Crow
- Mayor.
- Servo
- That's right.
- Servo
- You know, I've always wanteed to see the inside of Bebe Rebozo's
house... Dick?
- Spy
- Captain, I think we ought to destroy the island completely.
- Crow
- Okay, Mister Manifest Destiny!
- Mighty Jack Agent
- Say, Captain, should we drop a few bombs? It'll keep them quiet for
awhile.
- Captain
- Good idea.
- Servo
- It's what Kissinger would do.
- Crow
- It's a free trade Christmas!
- Tom, after a woman pounds on a desk
- We will like bury you.
- Crow
- I'd rather spend a weekend in Robert Bork's underpants than watch more
of this!
- Servo, as man at door
- Bob Dole, ma'am. Where's the outrage?
- Crow
- It's morning in America. The back braces are a little sturdier...
- Servo
- The morning gin tastes a little smoother.
- Comedian
- I don't have to do this for a living, you know.
- Crow, as comedian
- I'm the emir of Kuwait!
- Mike
- Man, I would rather get a table-dance from Trent Lott.
- Mike, as an EKG displays a flatline
- This is your brain on death.
- Natalie's dance partner trying in vain to arrange a future date
- Well hey, can I call you sometime?
- Servo
- We can go to the George Will concert!
- Mike, as Natalie's mother is bedside, holding Natalie's hand with her many-ringed fingers
- Imelda Marcos is close by.