Quotes Tagged with "puns"
- Crow
- Looks kind of skinny. Must be a Carpenter ant.
- Servo
- Ant-orexic.
- Taplin
- What about your spaceship?
- Kemp
- Ferry. It's only a moon ferry.
- Servo
- Well, at least he's open about it.
- Korminski
- Pressure normal... no leaks.
- Crow
- A few lentils, though. (laughs, then trails off) Soup lovers will get
it.
- Crow
- Hey, they look like they're on a playground. These must be recess
monkeys.
- Crow
- Hey! Your car's barking! Better change your bark plugs!
- Servo
- Good thing I'm not a cigarette machine, this guy woulda kicked my butt!
- Crow
- So I called down to the desk clerk. I said I had a leak in the sink. He
said, "Go ahead, the customer's always right."
- Tom, as the Asian babe slashes a sword near a drug dealer's groin
- They're revoking his *member*ship
- Servo
- Hey there's Tim Finn! There's Gil Hodges! There's Gil Gerard! There
goes Joe Pesci! There's Prunella Scales! There's Abe Vigoda! Is there a
sturgeon in the house? Can I borrow a fin?
- Servo
- Hey, there's Bennett Surf! And Billy Ocean!
- Crow
- Oh, oh, "The Fifth Element"! Is it maybe a movie about boron?
- Servo
- I dunno. I only look at that chart periodically!
- Crow
- Oh, the Fifth Element! Is it maybe a movie about boron?
- Servo
- I don't know. I only look at that chart periodically.