Quotes Tagged with "religion"
- Crow
- Oh, it's the Shroud of Turin
- Servo
- The almighty Bob!
- Servo
- Verily, I shall *sprint* through the valley of the shadow of death.
- Servo
- Oh wow, they're swimming right to Robert Schuller's Crystal Cathedral!
- Servo, as man emerges from cave with rock in front of it
- Why do you seek the living among the dead?
- Crow
- It's called the Aunt Catherine Wheel.
- Tom, in an evil, crazy voice, as the killer opens the door
- Watchtower! Heh heh heh.
- Mike, as Jack Palance chasing the stupid drug dealer
- Look, just take a Watchtower and read it!
- Servo, as Drunk Guy
- Did you have your stigmata again?
- Mike
- Moses!
- Servo
- Yes, Yahweh in a can. If you want to summon Yahweh, heh heh.
- Servo
- Well, I might as well pray to Ba'al while I'm here.
- Mike
- The Shroud of David Schwimmer.
- Mike, as ambushing thugs
- We'd like you to consider SCIENTOLOGY!
- Mike, as Servo chants a mantra in the background
- Two things... what are you doing, and why are you dressed like the guy
on the Primo beer label?
- Crow
- It's a gang led by Deepak Chopra.
- Crow
- It's a Wicca Tupperware party.
- Crow
- Elizabeth Claire Prophet and David Duchovny look on.
- Crow, as Troy
- Ah, now I'm going to settle in with the Book of Mormon...
- Mike, still commenting on the door-knocking
- Martin Luther is nailing each thesis individually.
- Servo, as evil guy dressed as a monk
- I'm going to nail some theses to his head!
- Servo, as fleeing monk
- This is Papal bull, man.
- Coily
- No springs!!
- Crow
- Oh, and no redemption, by the way.
- Crow
- Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?
- Crow
- You know, nobody goes to this much trouble any more for frankincense or
myrrh.