Quotes Tagged with "slogans"
- Joel
- Oh, no!
- All
- RAID!
- Joel
- Pink hearts, yellow moons, green Japanese boys...
- Joel
- These Obsession ads are *weird*...
- Servo
- Between Ken and Ken lies... Obsession.
- Joel
- The closer Ken gets, the better Ken looks...
- Joel
- Only Ken's Kendresser knows for sure.
- Tom Servo, female voice
- If I have one life to live, let me live it as a Ken!
- Joel, as Ken runs across a dune
- Oh, Ken's out cross-training. Just do it.
- Joel, on an alien landscape
- In the Land of Dairy Queen, we treat you right.
- Tammy
- Well, have it your way!
- Joel
- ...at Burger King?
- Servo
- You're in good hands... with Gamera.
- Joel, as Professor Conway
- (smoking) So round, so firm, so fully packed. It's toasted.
- Crow, as Ted
- I am *not* the NRA.
- Mike
- It's a Giant Spider Invasion of Savings, at Menards!
- Female Hick
- *screams* (after seeing severed cow head)
- Mike
- GOT MILK?!
- Male Hick
- You're so dumb, you wouldn't know rabbit turds from Rice Krispies.
- Crow
- Snap crackle poop.
- Mike
- If you lived here, you'd be depressed by now.
- Tom, singing
- Fresh is better, get Mentos Fresh and Full of life!
- Mike
- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
- Servo
- Where do you want to go today? How about Arkansas?!