Quotes Tagged with "sports"
- Crow, after catching a baseball
- Hey, I caught it! I knew that reading that George Will book would pay
off.
- Servo
- Whoa, they found a little demon puppy; they found Chucky!
- Crow
- Relax, relax, it's just Keith Magnuson.
- Servo
- Ah, Mariners' opening day.
- Mike
- Pride of the Zombies.
- Crow
- ESPN at 3am.
- Servo, as Narrator
- Jaworski, Ron Jaworski, played quarterback for the Eagles.
- Mike
- I had a vision I was chased through the desert by Boog Powell.
- Mike
- Seve Ballesteros is *way* off the fairway...
- Ted Nelson
- Perry's with her...
- Servo
- ....The Fridge?
- Mike, as a zombie reaches his knuckled hand at the drunken dancer
- Phil Niekro!
- Crow
- She swims like Luis Tiant.
- Narrator
- While most of the inhabitants of this generation are content, there are
some who have grown restless and impatient.
- Tom
- Like Pat Riley here, for instance.
- Crow
- He looks like Billy Jean King.
- Servo
- I've seen this before--compulsory splatball.
- Mike, as character
- Hey, I can't see home plate.
- Crow
- Canadian rules football is much different.
- Mike, preceded by a intake of surprised breath
- Larry Csonka!
- Mike, as Troy
- I know, I'll call pretending to be Bob Griese!
- Servo, as Brad makes his first appearance
- Hey, it's Jim McMahon.
- Crow, as Natalie appears onscreen
- That's not Natalie, that's Tonya Harding.
- Crow, as Natalie looks at herself in a mirror
- You're dead, Nancy Kerrigan!
- Mike, as the Soultakers focus on pending victim, Natalie
- Just hit her in the leg with a pipe.
- Mike
- Wanna hear me do Super Bowl Shuffle?
- Crow, as Natalie is flustered
- The lace on my skate broke!
- Zack, surprising Natalie
- Natalie...
- Crow
- Jeff Gillooly did it!
- Crow, as paramedics arrive onscreen
- Cathy Rigby, paramedic.