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Quotes Tagged with "theater"

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Professor Rayburn
Will you notify the boys to be at the city morgue, 315 Broadway, at 8:45 tonight?
Crow
Wear loose-fitting clothes and have a two minute song prepared.

Quote From Episode 301: Cave Dwellers

Crow, as cavepeople fight
It's an early version of West Side Story.
Crow, as caveman
Unh. I just met a girl named Unh.

Quote From Episode 301: Cave Dwellers

Servo
This has more pauses than a Pinter play.

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Evil guy, over radio
We'll take this up with Colonel Yabuki.
All, singing
Yabuki! Yabuki! Yabuki!

Quote From Episode 501: Warrior Of The Lost World

Servo
It's like a really weird production of The Bacchae.

Quote From Episode 910: The Final Sacrifice

Zap Rowsdower
Know anything about motors?
Troy McGreggor
No sir. Not really.
Servo, as Troy
I know all the songs from "Once Upon a Mattress" though.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Servo, as a couple embrace at the Summerfest. The woman is wearing a ship captain's hat
Pissed off at the Anything Goes rehearsal.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Servo, as a 19th Century carriage rolls by
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry.