0202 - The Sidehackers

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Content Rating: 3.7

Albatross918 Posted: 2004-01-03 06:57:07 It was quite remarkable how you could draw a line where the sidehacking ended and the killing started.   djmac1031 Posted: 2004-05-11 21:19:32 what a darkly depressing film this one is. Our Hero is Rommel, who participates in the (VERY) short-lived "sport" of SIDEHACKING, which in a nutshell involves guys driving motorcycles around a track while another guy hangs his ass out over the side of a handle bar contraption they welded on. we get some nice, LONG scenes of Sidehacking in all its redundant, boring glory before we get to our "plot" which involves of ruffians led by JC. who wants to recruit Rommel for their gang and/or teach them to sidehack, Im not sure which. JC's girlfriend tries to seduce Rommel but Rommel is happily involved with a pixie-ish little blonde and plans to settle down for marriage, but the biker slut has other ideas and cliams Rommel tried to rape her as revenge. JC gets mad, kills Rommels girl, and the rest of the movie pretty much plays out in a deserted shack in a gravel pitt listening to a redneck tell long winded jokes that arent funny before the big shootout where EVERYBODY DIES. whats truly funny is, after scenes and more scenes, sidehacking dissappears from this film halfway through and yet by the time you get to the aftermath scene of Rommel frolicking all by himself in the meadow where he and his girl used to frolick together before she was brutally MURDERED and you'll be wishing for them to bring the sidehacking BACK. a couple of classic SOL tunes came out of this film, Joel & the Bots musical take on the wonderous sport of sidehacking ("..it doesnt hurt to have a low IQ...") and their parody of the love theme music from the film, "Only Love Pads The Film."   aboblyndsae Posted: 2004-05-22 23:39:41 Probably the most unpleasant movie they ever did. The riffing could have been better, but the sketches are fun. A pretty decent episode, overall.   CATguard Posted: 2007-08-26 16:27:57 This episode has a great in-theatre sight gag where "Cambot" displays the race standings during one of the long sidehacking scenes. One of the better innovations they have done on the show. Maybe not the most entertaining gag but interesting nonetheless.

<Joel & The Bots> ~~~Only love, love pads the film~~~ Added 2002-08-12 10:02:57 by fade <J.C.> Gooch, come're. <Crow> Uh, that's Cooch sir. Added 2002-11-11 17:31:37 by Reeses <Girl> What's your name? <Rommel> Rommel. <Crow> Why, you magnificent son of a bitch, I read your book. Added 2002-12-13 22:48:10 by Croft7 <Joel> Even these oil fields seem to remind me of her... I can't put my finger on it. Added 2003-03-07 08:15:26 by livingfruitvirus <Joel> Even this grass... it's... IT'S DRUGGED! Added 2003-11-01 22:40:59 by TorgoJohnson <Rommel> Chili peppers burn my gut. Added 2003-12-17 20:33:20 by Unarmed <Crow, as Rommel and his girl fall down in slow motion> I'm tripping... no, I'm REALLY tripping! Added 2004-05-11 21:22:06 by djmac1031